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      04-17-2008, 10:33 PM   #45
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Mamdy, please tell me that's photochopped! They're hideous!
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      04-17-2008, 10:37 PM   #46
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Mamdy, please tell me that's photochopped! They're hideous!

You know what TurboFan? Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't...I've seen girls like that roaming the streets.

I just happened to remember this pic from a thread on another forum when BMdblU mentioned about girls caking it on.
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So sad. They look like they had potential....but instead took beauty tips from Tammy Faye Baker.
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So sad. They look like they had potential....but instead took beauty tips from Tammy Faye Baker.

Just paper bag 'em on your dates.
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Like so? lol
That's gotta be chopped. They look like retarded fish-frog-squirrels.
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I always wanted to nail a 10 - never did, but I had five 2's one night....
Beauty is only a light switch away.....
A 10 o'clock 2 is a 2 o'clock 10....
No girl is ugly with your balls on her chin....

But those two are double coyote ugly - I'd chew off the other arm 'cause she'd be lookin' for a one-arm man!
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That's gotta be chopped. They look like retarded fish-frog-squirrels.
lol. That is the funniest description I've heard, ever.


TurboFan, if these approached you in a club..would you still get their digits?
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Not a chance.

*edit* - it depends on how drunk I was. But sober - not a chance.
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Not a chance.

*edit* - it depends on how drunk I was. But sober - not a chance.
lol nice edit.

I don't know how drunk I'd have to be (if I was a guy)...my buzz will probably go away once I see them...
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hence the phrase "A 10 o'clock 2 is a 2 o'clock 10"
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Most girls definitely are! Case in point...starting the "Morning BJ" thread. Obviously that's going to draw attention to you, which you probably thrive on.
If you would read more threads, maybe you'd see why it was started
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@ Vs why is it that you can buy a bottle of lotion for 7 bucks, but the salesgirl always tells me that you can get 3 for 24?
Actually the better deal is 6 for 30... 6 more bucks you can double your product! And what bottle is only 7 bucks? Ours start at 9.50
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