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      02-10-2006, 05:02 PM   #45
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After looking at quite a few of your posts, and getting to know your sense of humor, I just wanted to say that I like your internet community personality.;
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      02-10-2006, 05:13 PM   #46
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After looking at quite a few of your posts, and getting to know your sense of humor, I just wanted to say that I like your internet community personality.;
I like to bring my gift into every forum.
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      02-10-2006, 05:39 PM   #47
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I like to bring my gift into every forum.
Hold me

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      02-10-2006, 05:39 PM   #48
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Hold me

Where's that hug smiley?
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      02-10-2006, 05:45 PM   #49
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Where's that hug smiley?
I dunno.


I love you.
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      02-10-2006, 05:47 PM   #50
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I dunno.


I love you.
You're my e-b.f.f.
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      02-10-2006, 07:02 PM   #51
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On Valentine's Day I get to thrash a M3 around a race track, then
I'm going to pick up my new love my 325xiT Touring!!!!!!!!
I'm so lucky. Life is good.
After picking her up we're going to take a nice long romantic trip. Home.

No better time to christ'n the car like on the first drive....
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      02-10-2006, 08:21 PM   #52
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Valentines day is the day where I empty a whole box of candy hearts into a toilet, piss on them and watch them change colors. That's love.

They should have coupons for guys like me on Valentines Day, one for a date w/ an E60 M5. Now that would be hot and steamy!
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      02-10-2006, 08:53 PM   #53
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Who cares, i mean you should wanna go to a porn store, buy sex toys, and spend the entire night playing with them and your partner everyday! Not just once a year

i like i like
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      02-10-2006, 08:55 PM   #54
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enroutte u wanna be my valentine?
actually, i think i'll be stuck at school working on my project due the next day.
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      02-10-2006, 08:55 PM   #55
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there's a porn store next to bella's restaurant......
if you need anything special order.....she'll hook you up....15% discount!
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      02-10-2006, 08:58 PM   #56
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enroutte u wanna be my valentine?
actually, i think i'll be stuck at school working on my project due the next day.
Hands off fool! Enroutte has been claimed.
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Hands off fool! Enroutte has been claimed.
you're too far. im closer
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      02-10-2006, 09:07 PM   #58
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you're too far. im closer
Boohoo, too bad she's chill'n at my pad riiiiiiight now.
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      02-10-2006, 11:57 PM   #59
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she's 17..call the cops
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      02-11-2006, 12:11 AM   #60
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she's 17..call the cops
nah, she's 18 bro.
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      02-11-2006, 12:14 AM   #61
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ok..it's cool...drop the bomb
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      02-11-2006, 12:16 AM   #62
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I'll stop here, if I say more she'll hate me...
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I'll stop here, if I say more she'll hate me...
Jeez..c'mon
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      02-11-2006, 02:57 AM   #64
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Hahah man poor girl. This sounds too familiar..

ANYWAY, yes i can hook up the discount at the porn store. Let me know if ya'll need some anal beads, dildos, lube, inflatable dolls..its the SUPERstore.. they got it all
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      02-11-2006, 02:59 AM   #65
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Bella, that was soooooooooo unwomanly of you. I'm disgusted.
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Hahah man poor girl. This sounds too familiar..
Poor girl?!?!? Psssh, you dream of me slobering all over you.... and you KNOW IT.
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