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      07-20-2016, 11:07 AM   #6535
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I feel like there's already so much drama with her. It seems like it's all petty shit too. I'm not sure about you, but I end things with girls when they start making issues over dumb shit. I don't have time for that.

But I'm an asshole. All thanks to one fucked up relationship that got me right in the feels. You may be different.
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      07-20-2016, 11:08 AM   #6536
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Im not still talking to her, she texted me this last night
my only advice is keep your personal activities off social media, its clear she using it to keep an eye on you. If she wants a future with you, why does she need a break. No one sits around waiting for the other to decides they are ready for next step. I think you need to make it clear to her, if break exceeds "X" months, you are moving on with your life.
Actually, he used the girl he took out to get a rise out of the ex. If he really didn't want her to contact him and was done, he wouldn't have put it out there on social media but he was butt hurt so he went out of his way to take a jab at the ex. I'm not saying she deserved it or not but if you really wanna distance yourself from someone, disappear and don't give them anything to find.
I don't know. Kinda seemed like he was just living his life? I don't think he texted those pictures to her, just tossed him up on social media. If she doesn't want to see, she can un-follow, no?
Why do people post stuff on social media? To show everyone else what they're doing so he might as well have texted them. Lol. Don't forget, when you were his age, people used smoke signals- not snapchat.
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Back in my college days... I had a buddy who was totally into this one girl. She was semi uber religious...the kind of girl you'd have to throw a ring on before you could hit it. She was a looker though. So my buddy was able to get her back to his place for a little "action" .

Well he told me that when he thought things were about to go down and he was finally get some pussy, she stopped him and said some religious mess and it would be right for her to have some pre-marital relations.

HOWEVER, she said it was cool if they had butt sex. He said he's never done that but wanted to get up in it so bad he just went for it.

Next day we are all at this party and he's wobbling around. We're like wtf happened to you. He explained to us that he had to go to the hospital bc it was burning when he peed. The doctor said that he had POOP in his pee hole and it was causing a blockage and it got infected. HAHAHAHA He said they had to shove some sort of stick up there and open it up like an umbrella to scrape the poo out.
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Actually, he used the girl he took out to get a rise out of the ex. If he really didn't want her to contact him and was done, he wouldn't have put it out there on social media but he was butt hurt so he went out of his way to take a jab at the ex. I'm not saying she deserved it or not but if you really wanna distance yourself from someone, disappear and don't give them anything to find.
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Back in my college days... I had a buddy who was totally into this one girl. She was semi uber religious...the kind of girl you'd have to throw a ring on before you could hit it. She was a looker though. So my buddy was able to get her back to his place for a little "action" .

Well he told me that when he thought things were about to go down and he was finally get some pussy, she stopped him and said some religious mess and it would be right for her to have some pre-marital relations.

HOWEVER, she said it was cool if they had butt sex. He said he's never done that but wanted to get up in it so bad he just went for it.

Next day we are all at this party and he's wobbling around. We're like wtf happened to you. He explained to us that he had to go to the hospital bc it was burning when he peed. The doctor said that he had POOP in his pee hole and it was causing a blockage and it got infected. HAHAHAHA He said they had to shove some sort of stick up there and open it up like an umbrella to scrape the poo out.
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      07-20-2016, 11:18 AM   #6540
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Back in my college days... I had a buddy who was totally into this one girl. She was semi uber religious...the kind of girl you'd have to throw a ring on before you could hit it. She was a looker though. So my buddy was able to get her back to his place for a little "action" .

Well he told me that when he thought things were about to go down and he was finally get some pussy, she stopped him and said some religious mess and it would be right for her to have some pre-marital relations.

HOWEVER, she said it was cool if they had butt sex. He said he's never done that but wanted to get up in it so bad he just went for it.

Next day we are all at this party and he's wobbling around. We're like wtf happened to you. He explained to us that he had to go to the hospital bc it was burning when he peed. The doctor said that he had POOP in his pee hole and it was causing a blockage and it got infected. HAHAHAHA He said they had to shove some sort of stick up there and open it up like an umbrella to scrape the poo out.
I knew a girl like that. She'd only take it in the ass because she wanted to be a virgin for her husband. Lmao

She's actually engaged now.
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      07-20-2016, 11:19 AM   #6541
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Why do people post stuff on social media? To show everyone else what they're doing so he might as well have texted them. Lol. Don't forget, when you were his age, people used smoke signals- not snapchat.
I post things so my family can see what I'm up to. Other than that, I could give two shits who else sees it. Snapchat for all my close car friends that still live in MI.

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The future has been much better. I learned to not like someone more than they like me. The feels have been intact for 5 years strong now!
Amen to that. I've definitely become bitter and have ghosted on a lot of people, but it's a pick and choose world. It's give and take, just gotta deal with it and keep moving along.

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Next day we are all at this party and he's wobbling around. We're like wtf happened to you. He explained to us that he had to go to the hospital bc it was burning when he peed. The doctor said that he had POOP in his pee hole and it was causing a blockage and it got infected. HAHAHAHA He said they had to shove some sort of stick up there and open it up like an umbrella to scrape the poo out.
Gotta love the poophole loophole. One of the best inventions that have risen from religion.
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I knew a girl like that. She'd only take it in the ass because she wanted to be a virgin for her husband. Lmao

She's actually engaged now.


Axius mentioned that loophole before.
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      07-20-2016, 11:30 AM   #6543
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shes pretty, u think shes clingy or does she really like u ?
Nah, nothing wrong with her

She's a good, honest church-going girl. But I'm a horrible fucked up human being so I'm trying to stay away so I don't ruin her
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      07-20-2016, 11:36 AM   #6544
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      07-20-2016, 11:43 AM   #6545
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Why do people post stuff on social media? To show everyone else what they're doing so he might as well have texted them. Lol. Don't forget, when you were his age, people used smoke signals- not snapchat.
I post things so my family can see what I'm up to. Other than that, I could give two shits who else sees it. Snapchat for all my close car friends that still live in MI.
Perhaps but the majority of people using it don't have that excuse.

Most of my extended family lives overseas. I have it for that reason. I don't update anything 247. Once in a blue, I feel like sharing something but usually it's just to keep in touch and honestly, I don't think anyone cares wtf I had for breakfast.
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Perhaps but the majority of people using it don't have that excuse.

Most of my extended family lives overseas. I have it for that reason. I don't update anything 247. Once in a blue, I feel like sharing something but usually it's just to keep in touch and honestly, I don't think anyone cares wtf I had for breakfast.
Well yeah, but I have to admit, it's fun watching the majority of people use it as some form of making up for something clearly missing in their life. They have to show every little thing to fill that void.

Hey now, people do care what you had for breakfast, especially if it's that delicious turkey bacon you spoke of before. What's your favorite breakfast? Mine is eggs benedict. Get all excited just thinking about it.
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If you want to see the negative effects of social media, just ask any Indian about Facebook and Whatsapp.
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Nah, nothing wrong with her

She's a good, honest church-going girl. But I'm a horrible fucked up human being so I'm trying to stay away so I don't ruin her
She might show you the light, guide you to right path...

tell her you need help with releasing your inner demons, bless you with her holy water
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She might show you the light, guide you to right path...
Even Christ Himself can't rescue me at this point
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shoei - I know it was you that wrote that tag....I see how it is.
I have no issues writing it out here like this... Sadly, I didn't know tags were a thing until recently, and I have yet to make one, let alone how to make one, so go change your poopy-pants, Gandolf the Grey...
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I have no issues writing it out here like this... Sadly, I didn't know tags were a thing until recently, and I have yet to make one, let alone how to make one, so go change your poopy-pants, Gandolf the Grey...
Go ahead and create some tags, let's see what old man Shoei comes up with
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Perhaps but the majority of people using it don't have that excuse.

Most of my extended family lives overseas. I have it for that reason. I don't update anything 247. Once in a blue, I feel like sharing something but usually it's just to keep in touch and honestly, I don't think anyone cares wtf I had for breakfast.
Well yeah, but I have to admit, it's fun watching the majority of people use it as some form of making up for something clearly missing in their life. They have to show every little thing to fill that void.

Hey now, people do care what you had for breakfast, especially if it's that delicious turkey bacon you spoke of before. What's your favorite breakfast? Mine is eggs benedict. Get all excited just thinking about it.
Yeah, I love the couples that feel the need to post I love you, hearts and crap to each other. Like aren't you already texting and seeing them? No one cares!!


Eggs Benedict is my go to for a proper brunch. Don't forget the peach bellini.
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Lolol awkward...

So I smooshed this chick last week from tinder (not bragging, just stating a fact). She called and texted me a few times since then, didn't respond. I wake up this morning to find we matched on Bumble also and she sent me this message:

Must've been mindlessly swiping :
A cutie and she loves holy water...

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I have no issues writing it out here like this... Sadly, I didn't know tags were a thing until recently, and I have yet to make one, let alone how to make one, so go change your poopy-pants, Gandolf the Grey...
Go ahead and create some tags, let's see what old man Shoei comes up with
Don't need tags... I don't have much of a filter... And please don't associate me with the geriatrics on this forum... Like ASBSECU E93 - he's already doing bingo nights and wearing adult diapers... I have a ways to go...
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