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      07-20-2016, 02:48 AM   #6491
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Fuck I just did the douchiest thing ever

I had a pic of me open on my phone cause I was trying to see if it looked good or not. Just analyzing it. Then I laid down on my bed to fap to some porn, but proceeded to look at the pic of myself... and didn't realize I was fapping to the pic of myself until it was too late lol
Maybe put a mirror on your ceiling to save on phone data in the future?
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      07-20-2016, 02:59 AM   #6492
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Fuck I just did the douchiest thing ever

I had a pic of me open on my phone cause I was trying to see if it looked good or not. Just analyzing it. Then I laid down on my bed to fap to some porn, but proceeded to look at the pic of myself... and didn't realize I was fapping to the pic of myself until it was too late lol
So you're confirming now that you have shitty taste?
Absolutely, never indicated otherwise :
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      07-20-2016, 03:00 AM   #6493
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Fuck I just did the douchiest thing ever

I had a pic of me open on my phone cause I was trying to see if it looked good or not. Just analyzing it. Then I laid down on my bed to fap to some porn, but proceeded to look at the pic of myself... and didn't realize I was fapping to the pic of myself until it was too late lol
Maybe put a mirror on your ceiling to save on phone data in the future?
Genius!!

You are a GENIUS Tara!!
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      07-20-2016, 05:03 AM   #6494
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What The hell happened to OT....

This is like....girl talk with a bunch of dudes.
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      07-20-2016, 05:13 AM   #6495
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Nobody's stopping you! It's an interesting process picking music for videos.
I have no creativity so my videos would be boring and would suck.
Take some little video snippets with your phone and add your porno music and upload it!
In his case, it's better than taking porn snippets and adding non-porno music. *shudder*
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      07-20-2016, 05:16 AM   #6496
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Also, Mike. I M pretty sure you know this, but no. Just no. Personally, if it were me, I'd say something like "you already put me in a position to have to decide, and I did. There's no going back. Wish you well, but we are done. There is no future for us." Or make that a video with porn music backing track and send it to her.
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      07-20-2016, 06:10 AM   #6497
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Your monkey chick is just freaking out because she's free falling to the ground. "But I haven't grabbed another branch yet, how can you do this to me?!"
Let her land on her ass. It's harder to reach the branches from the ground.
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      07-20-2016, 06:12 AM   #6498
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Agreed... Now I know how it feels to be biorin, lups, f12luv, sarah, ASB, and countless others...
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Nice. I got upgraded from an m2 to a Berlinetta!
No that was changing your user name from inferior M car to something else...
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      07-20-2016, 07:04 AM   #6499
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      07-20-2016, 07:07 AM   #6500
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Your monkey chick is just freaking out because she's free falling to the ground. "But I haven't grabbed another branch yet, how can you do this to me?!"
Let her land on her ass. It's harder to reach the branches from the ground.
Actual image during free fall...
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      07-20-2016, 07:10 AM   #6501
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"The votes of have been tallied. Appears to be a unanimous decision 2 to zero in favor of no future. Mexit has passed and Michael is outta this Union."
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      07-20-2016, 07:16 AM   #6502
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Bruh...
"The votes of have been tallied. Appears to be a unanimous decision 2 to zero in favor of no future. Mexit has passed and Michael is outta this Union."
yea i havnt even responded yet
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      07-20-2016, 07:42 AM   #6503
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Note the plural of bushes, people. One for each testicle.
They are like my own personal mini Chia Pets. Fuzzy lil testies!
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      07-20-2016, 07:48 AM   #6504
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yea i havnt even responded yet
Jesus Christ that just made my eyes bleed, what the fuck are you doing still talking to her?


Oh Michael, I thought you were different! But you're just like every other guy!



If I had a dollar every time I heard that.
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      07-20-2016, 07:49 AM   #6505
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Jesus Christ that just made my eyes bleed, what the fuck are you doing still talking to her?


Oh Michael, I thought you were different! But you're just like every other guy!



If I had a dollar every time I heard that.
Im not still talking to her, she texted me this last night
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Im not still talking to her, she texted me this last night
If you are truly done with her and don't want to deal with the drama, just explain to her that even though you like her, you just don't think it's going to work out under all the circumstances and leave it at that.

Then get back on Tinder and catch em all (not the sexual diseases though).
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      07-20-2016, 07:58 AM   #6507
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here yall go
Who's the other girl you're letting drive your car shit? I don't know but it seems she likes you more than you like her.
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Im not still talking to her, she texted me this last night
my only advice is keep your personal activities off social media, its clear she using it to keep an eye on you. If she wants a future with you, why does she need a break. No one sits around waiting for the other to decides they are ready for next step. I think you need to make it clear to her, if break exceeds "X" months, you are moving on with your life.
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Who's the other girl you're letting drive your car shit? I don't know but it seems she likes you more than you like her.
naaaa its more like she wants to be "in control" while they are on break...needs to be updated what move he makes..
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      07-20-2016, 08:10 AM   #6510
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Bruh...
"The votes of have been tallied. Appears to be a unanimous decision 2 to zero in favor of no future. Mexit has passed and Michael is outta this Union."
yea i havnt even responded yet
When a person uses your proper name in a heated dialogue more than twice - it's a sign of genuine anger and not just some BS.

I'd sever all ties ASAP.

Literally - disappear from her radar completely.
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What The hell happened to OT....

This is like....girl talk with a bunch of dudes.
It went down the shitter ever since Litos got banned. No more pictures of his wifes nice set of tits.


OT is not what it used to be in the recent past.
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When a person uses your proper name in a heated dialogue more than twice - it's a sign of genuine anger and not just some BS.

I'd sever all ties ASAP.

Literally - disappear from her radar completely.
Speaking of radars, I'd like to be on yours. Tehehe.


No for real, after Myrtle I think I'm going to plan a visit to Asheville on the weekend if you'll have some availability (and weather permitting).
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