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      03-07-2016, 02:06 PM   #595
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No no...you're doing a bang up job showing everyone here the corniness! Well played sir!

Keep doing what you're doing, you'll grow out of it one day when you're on the wrongside of 40, alone and the the girl at carousel #6 with the missing teeth and "gunt" meets your serial killer gaze, you'll remember what a Bieber idolizing douchebag you were.

Anyways I'm done with you...
well, we all know whos the alpha and whose not.
peace. (or should I say, cower in fear)
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      03-07-2016, 02:06 PM   #596
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I agree the thought of wanting to bang is the biggest mind-fuck-up
If you have no agenda, fun-loving, natural and confident are the biggest turnons
But its impossible to think around it, it's just like how the rich get richer.. u don't care because u have too much, and thus u get more
Yeah, so u have to BUILD on it.. positive feedback

My biggest problem is building rapport, because im probably in the bottom 5% of knowing what/how females think -slight humble brag- I'm a quinessential man's man- I only know how to hunt, kill, fight.. forget about relationships
relationships with other men are based on these activities.. no mommy's skirt in sight

I think it's really unfair for guys like me, because all the 'normal' guys that picked up alot of relational/feminine skills from mom can get the girl through relationship rather than the 'traditional' women as prize of war
I'm a neanderthal.
Lol, I see it the other way. Most of the guys I see (at least my day to day life) are what you call "quintessential man's men", or at least that's what they try to be. You know, drink hard liquor, (attempt) to talk sports, basically try to imitate the lives of Dan Bilzarian etc. That's pretty much the norm in my stomping grounds. I always feel that I'm the outlier.

Hell, I haven't been to Hong Kong in about 5 years; don't really know the culture with guys over their. If most of the guys are more feminine, being the "mans-mans" might work in your favor.

Girls like different. Just look at the women's fashion industry.
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      03-07-2016, 02:08 PM   #597
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you must be describing yourself. It's evident I'm even more thugish IRL.. but u don't have to be thug to be
nevermind, why does a grimlock have to STATE his thugishness?
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      03-07-2016, 02:19 PM   #598
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Lol, I see it the other way. Most of the guys I see (at least my day to day life) are what you call "quintessential man's men", or at least that's what they try to be. You know, drink hard liquor, (attempt) to talk sports, basically try to imitate the lives of Dan Bilzarian etc. That's pretty much the norm in my stomping grounds. I always feel that I'm the outlier.

Hell, I haven't been to Hong Kong in about 5 years; don't really know the culture with guys over their. If most of the guys are more feminine, being the "mans-mans" might work in your favor.

Girls like different. Just look at the women's fashion industry.
See, that's the thing.. this is NOT what a man's man REALLY is.
These are closet homosexuals, drink alot, wear lumberjack shit -whatever.
Who tries to appear most 'man'? obviously the ones that want to fuck men
the TRUE tough guy is the guy that maybe even looks girly (because he is not afraid to appear as such) .. so he mistaken as that. BIG mistake..
I think I'm starting to undestand why I attract so many closeted people IRL.. because I am not trying to convince anyone I like women.. they think I'm the wuss.. when I lift a puny little finger they all cower like the butt-likers they are.

Dan bilzerian is not gay.. but all those dudes that make fun of him probably are
And if u hate justin bieber no u r not gay, u r jealous cuz the dude as skills u do not. stop hating.. it's unattractive.

'Feminine' is not about the look.. lol I'm not physically imposing, but my physical energy scares the shit out of everybody I'm sure.. because i undertand what it means to be a man (in the neantherthal sense)
My point is, if you were brought up by your mother, as most people are, you will become more feminine.. If u didn't have a mother, lol u don't want to mess with that guy because he has only one thing on his mind (to fuck u up), and he never hid behind no skirt.

I'm NOT suggesting mother's boys can't fight, but psychological they always had a crutch they could run back to and cry and someone will comfort them. Think of the boy in 300.
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      03-07-2016, 02:23 PM   #599
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Lol, I see it the other way. Most of the guys I see (at least my day to day life) are what you call "quintessential man's men", or at least that's what they try to be. You know, drink hard liquor, (attempt) to talk sports, basically try to imitate the lives of Dan Bilzarian etc. That's pretty much the norm in my stomping grounds. I always feel that I'm the outlier.

Hell, I haven't been to Hong Kong in about 5 years; don't really know the culture with guys over their. If most of the guys are more feminine, being the "mans-mans" might work in your favor.

Girls like different. Just look at the women's fashion industry.
See, that's the thing.. this is NOT what a man's man REALLY is.
These are closet homosexuals, drink alot, wear lumberjack shit -whatever.
Who tries to appear most 'man'? obviously the ones that want to fuck men
the TRUE tough guy is the guy that maybe even looks girly (because he is not afraid to appear as such) .. so he mistaken as that. BIG mistake..
I think I'm starting to undestand why I attract so many closeted people IRL.. because I am not trying to convince anyone I like women.. they think I'm the wuss.. when I lift a puny little finger they all cower like the butt-likers they are.

Dan bilzerian is not gay.. but all those dudes that make fun of him probably are
And if u hate justin bieber no u r not gay, u r jealous cuz the dude as skills u do not. stop hating.. it's unattractive.

'Feminine' is not about the look.. lol I'm not physically imposing, but my physical energy scares the shit out of everybody I'm sure.. because i undertand what it means to be a man (in the neantherthal sense)
My point is, if you were brought up by your mother, as most people are, you will become more feminine.. If u didn't have a mother, lol u don't want to mess with that guy because he has only one thing on his mind (to fuck u up), and he never hid behind no skirt.

I'm NOT suggesting mother's boys can't fight, but psychological they always had a crutch they could run back to and cry and someone will comfort them. Think of the boy in 300.
I completely agree.
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      03-07-2016, 02:57 PM   #601
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when u make out with a dude, u will have enough guts as I
Got plenty of guts and glory--no need to make out with dudes for me.
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Between this and the tinder thread you guys are throwing around BJ's like it's first base. Are you all full of shit (I suspect some are to a degree) or ha sshit changed that much in 20 years?
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Between this and the tinder thread you guys are throwing around BJ's like it's first base. Are you all full of shit (I suspect some are to a degree) or ha sshit changed that much in 20 years?
Some of my friends want to sign up for the bj's that grimlock and others are "handing" out. To them, a mouth's a mouth, I guess. I'll have them PM you.
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Got plenty of guts and glory--no need to make out with dudes for me.
read this as "plenty of guts and glory holes for me"
sorry
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Between this and the tinder thread you guys are throwing around BJ's like it's first base. Are you all full of shit (I suspect some are to a degree) or ha sshit changed that much in 20 years?
i don't know about the other guys, i feel Axius is very impressive he goes about it almost nonchalantely.. oh I just had sex with a girl all weekend but she didn't converse well so that's that
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enthralled or in thralls ..?
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Was hoping the op joined the mile high club but ...
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Some of my friends want to sign up for the bj's that grimlock and others are "handing" out. To them, a mouth's a mouth, I guess. I'll have them PM you.
you must be confusing wishful thinking for reality..
no need to go through me if your 'friend' wanted to send pics of itself to jtodd or others..
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Was hoping the op joined the mile high club but ...
I let u all down..

but does stinky breathe girl spilling her coffee on my clothes during the entourage sex scene count at least metaphorically?
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but does stinky breathe girl spilling her coffee on my clothes during the entourage sex scene count at least metaphorically?
No, not unless you banged her in the aircraft lavatory
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No, not unless you banged her in the aircraft lavatory
Okay, so I have a question:

Concerning the girl i got the whatsapp of. When should I msg her, and what should i say?
It's been 12hrs since.. i was thinking when i wake up in around 12hrs
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That's some beta cringe shit right there, Mr. Alphagrimlock.
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No, not unless you banged her in the aircraft lavatory
Okay, so I have a question:

Concerning the girl i got the whatsapp of. When should I msg her, and what should i say?
It's been 12hrs since.. i was thinking when i wake up in around 12hrs
Give it a day or two.
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