[1MOREMOD]

Points for honesty moat people lie about loving it. Damn doing what I want when I want is such a drag

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jpnh

I hear its worse than a live in girlfriend and a LOT more difficult and costly to uninstall if/when it really goes sideways

I don't know, my old live in girlfriend was a fucking money sucking succubus. Not sure it could get much worse which is why I've sworn off "marriage".

Originally Posted by Lups

I'm thinking there must be a cultural barrier here. I'll text you a story...

As long as it's not some soppy mushy marriage story, then I give you permission to text said story.

[F30lolz]

I've just remembered a few:

A) many moons ago I was talking to this chick named Melissa IIRC, had sex a few times but we were never cereal. After a few rounds of action between the sheets I began talking to some other chick and I was actually on a date with the new chick when Melissa called and told her point blank I was with the new chick (I forget her name but lets call her Lolita). Melissa quickly hung up the phone with me. Lolita asked who was that and I told her straight up a girl I was messing around with. Lolita's reply, "Well I must be doing something right if you're with me now and not with her." Little did Lolita know that Melissa text me hours later asking if she could come over for fun, which I allowed. Lolita and I hooked up maybe three times before getting cereal with some random dude.

2) I think I've mentioned this before but I wore a thong to work in NY on my last day to win some $20 bets.

D) When doing laundry, sometimes I mix white with colored clothes and set the washer on cold wash just because I was too lazy to separate.

[Axius]

You're supposed to wash colored clothes separate from whites? There are settings other than normal wash and warm water? Let me guess, fabric softener too?

Who the fuck has time for that shit.

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Axius

You're supposed to wash colored clothes separate from whites? There are settings other than normal wash and warm water? Let me guess, fabric softener too?

Who the fuck has time for that shit.

Couldn't agree with you more. Wifey gets mad at me when I don't separate . Cold water/warm water/hot water, hey as long as it's clean, it's clean.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Couldn't agree with you more. Wifey gets mad at me when I don't separate . Cold water/warm water/hot water, hey as long as it's clean, it's clean.

Frill. I'm sure someone has some crazy logical reason behind all the dials, buttons, and dohickeys..., but one setting seems to work just fine for..., well everything.


Was the first washing machine invented by a woman?

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Axius

Was the first washing machine invented by a woman?

Should be, wonder if she was hot.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Should be, wonder if she was hot.

Probably not. Husband probably wanted to keep her hidden in the house due to ugly, didn't want her to be caught washing clothes and congregating with the other ladies at the local wash lake.

[ErkanTR16]

Affair + Milf = Pleasure

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

I chose my career over the only woman I've ever loved/truly understood me.

Now, successful- is a term many would chose to describe my current financial situation.

But it wasn't worth it. One of the few things I still beat myself up over almost daily.

[trvplvrdBOI]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I chose my career over the only woman I've ever loved/truly understood me.

Now, successful- is a term many would chose to describe my current financial status.

But it wasn't worth it. One of the few things I still beat myself up over almost daily.

You'll be aight bro. Everything that happens comes about as a result of powers that are greater than us. Keep pushing.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I chose my career over the only woman I've ever loved/truly understood me.

Now, successful- is a term many would chose to describe my current financial situation.

But it wasn't worth it. One of the few things I still beat myself up over almost daily.

The trick is to recognize which door opened when you closed the other that you were truly supposed to walk thru.

I was devastated when my first wife left. I have learned so much about love, responsibility, forgiveness, and personal growth because of the other doors that did open once I quit crying.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

The trick is to recognize which door opened when you closed the other that you were truly supposed to walk thru.

I was devastated when my first wife left. I have learned so much about love, responsibility, forgiveness, and personal growth because of the other doors that did open once I quit crying.

You married again?

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

You married again?

That's where I learned the most about responsibility and family

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

That's where I learned the most about responsibility and family

Wasn't meant to be an insult, I was genuinely curious if you were able to rebound.

[Nkc]

I fucking hate the fuel economy of a 6.4L hemi. Even with eco mode and cylinder deactivation, it's still worse than anything I can imagine in this day and age.

[kprocivic]

I fucked my best friends little sister. Definitely wasn't worth it.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

I fucked my best friends little sister. Definitely wasn't worth it.

She sounds hot tho. Your best friend a dude? If so, please review the bro code.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

I fucked my best friends little sister. Definitely wasn't worth it.

It's at least more credible than if you came in here to say you had fucked a farm animal, so keep your chin up buckaroo.

[upstatedoc]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I fucking hate the fuel economy of a 6.4L hemi. Even with eco mode and cylinder deactivation, it's still worse than anything I can imagine in this day and age.

I'm averaging a respectable 13 mpg on my 5.7L Hemi.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Nkc

I fucking hate the fuel economy of a 6.4L hemi. Even with eco mode and cylinder deactivation, it's still worse than anything I can imagine in this day and age.

Yeah, but I love the power! Brings a smile to my face each time the go pedal gets mashed.

[Torgus]

Originally Posted by kprocivic

I fucked my best friends little sister. Definitely wasn't worth it.

We are going to need more details. How old was she & you, pictures, facebook link to start.