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You know you're old not when you're turn gray but when you are totally gray. For me, I have a whole head of hair but there's nothing left to turn. It's 100% gray. My wife tells me it looks good. I'm choosing to believe her instead of worrying about it. |
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Yeah, you're be able to dye your hair but you can't dye nothing, Im out
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Here's why. Many years ago I was having lunch with some colleagues, one of whom was a beautiful woman. During lunch, a bald guy walks by our table. This beautiful colleague turns to me and whispers, "I'd love to rub the top of his head". |
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02-15-2023, 11:34 AM | #5704 |
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When you can hurt yourself multiple ways just doing a load of laundry.
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Ouch! Old back complaining. lol Last edited by Esteban; 02-15-2023 at 01:09 PM.. |
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Dropped a sock on the floor. Bent over to pick it up and hit my head on the washing machine. Then I reached into the washing machine to grab some stuff to toss in the dryer and I slammed my knuckle on the center drum of the machine. Just general klutziness, I guess.
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02-15-2023, 05:11 PM | #5712 |
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Yeah, it seems to happen to me a lot. I can hurt myself doing the simplest of things.
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For myself: Bald since mid30s and problem is and was, that my head looks much more older than my soul feels. Thats an internal problem. But for public Im just looking old, and thats the real tragic for me.
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02-17-2023, 12:55 PM | #5714 |
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You you're old when...
... the larger-than-life folks are crumbling all around us. Raquel Welch passes away. Bruce Willis is diagnosed with dementia. Baseball Hall of Famer, Tim McCarver, passes...
Very depressing.
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You remember that when you were in school, the "drills" were about Nuclear War not some Wako that has a gun
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02-18-2023, 12:23 PM | #5717 |
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....If you remember when you could get a car like this for 500 bucks.
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When switching over brake rotors takes more than an hour per side. And you're sore for a week afterwards.
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PS - man, did I ever lust over that car. Looked something like this: Last edited by Esteban; 02-18-2023 at 05:29 PM.. |
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