Tinder/Dating Apps

F87LUV · 07-17-2016, 09:21 AM

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Yeah, I'm going to start making ridiculous demands.

I think so far, they've all been android users so maybe I'll set that as my first red flag and go from there.

Lol. Green bubble = bye bye.

Did this guy drive? Or was he a MTA 4 lyfe type?

I didn't bother asking. Probably a Ford Taurus.

08njSTEP · 07-17-2016, 09:38 AM

Next time a guy makes you pay offer a ride to another location and leave him there. A far away, not so safe location.

jtodd_fl · 07-17-2016, 09:55 AM

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Next time a guy makes you pay offer a ride to another location and leave him there. A far away, not so safe location.

Just ask if he wants to be dropped at his ob/gyn to have his vagina checked.

F87LUV · 07-17-2016, 10:12 AM

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At least you didn't say she had a purtty mouff.

That was a compliment, all i said was she has beautiful hands.

Thank you.

Aatish · 07-17-2016, 10:25 AM

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I didn't bother asking. Probably a Ford Taurus.

That seems generous, lol. Bag a dude from Bay Ridge. The least you'll get is a 5-series

F87LUV · 07-17-2016, 10:33 AM

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I didn't bother asking. Probably a Ford Taurus.

That seems generous, lol. Bag a dude from Bay Ridge. The least you'll get is a 5-series

I'm not down with those types.

But you're right. Last guy I met from there had a 5er. Last time, I was double parked on fifth avenue in the M, it was peacocker central. Maybe I should just go pretend like I'm getting Starbucks and chill next to my car this am.

jtodd_fl · 07-17-2016, 10:46 AM

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I'm not down with those types.

But you're right. Last guy I met from there had a 5er. Last time, I was double parked on fifth avenue in the M, it was peacocker central. Maybe I should just go pretend like I'm getting Starbucks and chill next to my car this am.

Well, you can't spell peacock without the cock, so you may as well.

BwoodBMW · 07-17-2016, 11:40 AM

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Yessssss. We should start a thread of "dealbreakers". That would be funny. You know - wide eye spacing (hope you're listening smoosh ), bad eyebrows, yellow teeth, Android users, height to weight ratio.... That sort of thing.

Add Michael Kors watch on there

F87LUV I found your problem

Michael Kors watches are the worst.

F87LUV · 07-17-2016, 11:46 AM

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Yessssss. We should start a thread of "dealbreakers". That would be funny. You know - wide eye spacing (hope you're listening smoosh ), bad eyebrows, yellow teeth, Android users, height to weight ratio.... That sort of thing.

Add Michael Kors watch on there

F87LUV I found your problem

Michael Kors and watch don't belong in the same sentence.

jtodd_fl · 07-17-2016, 11:54 AM

@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too.

Aatish · 07-17-2016, 12:00 PM

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@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too.

Hawt

BwoodBMW · 07-17-2016, 12:30 PM

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@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too.

That looks great.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-17-2016, 01:01 PM

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@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too.

You make me want to suck up the bad residuals and get one....

Car looks great!

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-17-2016, 01:02 PM

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Yeah, I'm going to start making ridiculous demands.

I think so far, they've all been android users so maybe I'll set that as my first red flag and go from there.

Lol. Green bubble = bye bye.

Did this guy drive? Or was he a MTA 4 lyfe type?

I didn't bother asking. Probably a Ford Taurus.

What's wrong with a Ford Taurus?!

My daily used to be a Toyota Yaris along side the i8.

Boy do I miss being invisible sometimes

Aatish · 07-17-2016, 01:10 PM

The thing I hate most driving the 458 and Ghost is that everyone sees me. Kids are snapping photos, angry white folk are shaking their heads in disapproval.

Hence, I have dark tint and drive at night.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-17-2016, 01:10 PM

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Whoa big spender.

damn...rough!!!! He prob saw your car

What do you mean? It's a debadged 228!

That's too cute.

My i8+your debadged 228= relationship goals.

Swipe right on the English bulldog with the blue bandana in 2 weeks

I don't have that so can't swipe.

Also, it sounds like every guy in here is just looking to smash and go. Not interested in being treated like that (nor will I be) but you're all giving me great insight to the unfortunate reality of being on the "dating" scene which is really just a bunch of guys pretending to want some substance and hoping a woman falls for it so he can get laid and never call her again. Lol.

Well, yes and no.

Personally speaking as a straight 27 year old man- of course it's constantly on our minds.

How-ev-er

Getting laid isn't always the objective. For me, it's a temporary fix for those nights I'm having writers block. Funny how that empty feeling after meaningless sex can really spark them creative juices.

I mean. It's that or get drunk. But I only have one cheat meal a week and I'd rather spend it getting pizza than getting drunk

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-17-2016, 01:11 PM

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The thing I hate most driving the 458 and Ghost is that everyone sees me. Kids are snapping photos, angry white folk are shaking their heads in disapproval.

Hence, I have dark tint and drive at night.

Seriously dude- I'm tired of writing for premadonna artist.

Let me marry your sister. Or fuck it- your brother too.

Either ones fine.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-17-2016, 01:13 PM

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Ps smoosh @mike. Aatish

I'm assuming none of us got laid tonight?

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That is correct.

Not once..But twice brothers with cream

Atttttaaaa boy!

I was up late at night regretting that thick ass pizza I had. Stomach ache like crazy

Mike. · 07-17-2016, 01:15 PM

Damn I took some hot beach pics.. I may have to put them on tinder

Mr.SugarSkulls · 07-17-2016, 01:16 PM

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Damn I took some hot beach pics.. I may have to put them on tinder

Bimmerpost first for the approvals

Aatish · 07-17-2016, 01:16 PM

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Seriously dude- I'm tired of writing for premadonna artist.

Let me marry your sister. Or fuck it- your brother too.

Either ones fine.

Mike. · 07-17-2016, 01:20 PM

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Bimmerpost first for the approvals

no homo though right?

07-17-2016, 09:38 AM	#5502
08njSTEP Captain 795 Rep 762 Posts Drives: '07 335i, '66 SS396 Chevelle Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Manchester, NH iTrader: (0)	Next time a guy makes you pay offer a ride to another location and leave him there. A far away, not so safe location.
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jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	@F87LUV I had my M2 logo "smoked" with a little dark film. Would look sweet on yours. Had the mirror light strips covered too. Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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Aatish Lofty 3476 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	The thing I hate most driving the 458 and Ghost is that everyone sees me. Kids are snapping photos, angry white folk are shaking their heads in disapproval. Hence, I have dark tint and drive at night. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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