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      03-07-2016, 09:09 AM   #529
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[brovoice] Wait, you're doing it wrong. She is just supposed to be a sex robot. Are you sure you're not gay, dude? WTF? [/brovoice]
There was a factor that was not enjoyable at all, and is an easy deal breaker. No good all around broski. Trust me.

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Yeah that's gotta be annoying as fuck. Looks like she acts in real life how most girls are via text. Don't think I've ever encountered that before.
Like, the dead silence in the car and going out to eat..., no thanks. If I wanted to sit around and be quiet, I'd do that by myself.
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      03-07-2016, 09:11 AM   #530
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Didn't read through all that, did you finally get laid?
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      03-07-2016, 09:11 AM   #531
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There was a factor that was not enjoyable at all, and is an easy deal breaker. No good all around broski. Trust me.



Like, the dead silence in the car and going out to eat..., no thanks. If I wanted to sit around and be quiet, I'd do that by myself.
Was she like you? She didn't want to share herself..
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Didn't read through all that, did you finally get laid?
No, but if either of us visit the other in respective countries, highly likely.

Oh, and I toke a crap like literally 5mins after getting her number when she said she needed to take a nap, right after giving me her contact. The bathroom was right behind our seat, and I crapped out a big massive loud one... how she felt about it, I cannot say. But we disembarked together and everthing seemed okay. It must be true what they say about negative experiences being bonding ones.
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      03-07-2016, 09:16 AM   #533
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Nope, something else.
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      03-07-2016, 09:17 AM   #534
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A lay is a lay.
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      03-07-2016, 09:20 AM   #535
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So this happened in real life, but you don't even live in the same country? Did I understand that correctly?
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      03-07-2016, 09:21 AM   #536
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So this happened in real life, but you don't even live in the same country? Did I understand that correctly?
yup, she is in london, im in hong kong..
im waiting to contact her..
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Like, the dead silence in the car and going out to eat..., no thanks. If I wanted to sit around and be quiet, I'd do that by myself.
That's odd. Did you ever ask if she had anything going on rooted to her silence? Just to kind of get that out the way so there was no continued awkwardness, other than what had already transpired?



I wonder how she was in the bedroom.
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Mmmm..., idk
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Well, she seems well off. Maybe she can visit you first.
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I'm hoping its just a lay.. but everything feels like L.O.V.E. to me
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That's odd. Did you ever ask if she had anything going on rooted to her silence? Just to kind of get that out the way so there was no continued awkwardness, other than what had already transpired?



I wonder how she was in the bedroom.

Yeah, but didn't really get an answer, so whatever.


Well, I know she enjoyed it. Her on the other end..., pretty boring.
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is working on her imac, iphone, spills coffee unto my jacket
How the fuck?


Also, I've been eyeing this chick for a good week. Light skinned Indian, well proportioned, and seemed like a pretty cool chick. Was talking with some friends, when she just happens to sit on the lounge chair 4 feet way, to my 11. I noticed she had a DSLR, so I used that as the breaker. Talked for about 5 minutes about photography; she did pro shoots for people on the side. Told her if she needed and assistance, I'm always looking to shoot something besides cars and landscapes.

Casually whipped out my business card. Told her to have a nice a day. Walked away all cool and shit.
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Yeah, but didn't really get an answer, so whatever.


Well, I know she enjoyed it. Her on the other end..., pretty boring.
You're an engaging person. No sweat. Apparently there's the other coffee girl. She sounds more promising, anyway.
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How the fuck?


Also, I've been eyeing this chick for a good week. Light skinned Indian, well proportioned, and seemed like a pretty cool chick. Was talking with some friends, when she just happens to sit on the lounge chair 4 feet way, to my 11. I noticed she had a DSLR, so I used that as the breaker. Talked for about 5 minutes about photography; she did pro shoots for people on the side. Told her if she needed and assistance, I'm always looking to shoot something besides cars and landscapes.

Casually whipped out my business card. Told her to have a nice a day. Walked away all cool and shit.
What kind of DSLR? 5D MKIII?
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What kind of DSLR? 5D MKIII?
Canon 70D...She seemed like a Cannon girl. I'm a Sony guy.
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You're an engaging person. No sweat. Apparently there's the other coffee girl. She sounds more promising, anyway.
Agreed, we talked for almost 4 hours straight over frapps, so that was nice.
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Canon 70D...She seemed like a Cannon girl. I'm a Sony guy.
Ah, still good.
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Agreed, we talked for almost 4 hours straight over frapps, so that was nice.
Did you have to ask them to microwave your coffee after having it sit for that long?
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Did you have to ask them to microwave your coffee after having it sit for that long?
No, but I did notice a lot of people pointing and laughing at me when I bought it though.
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No, but I did notice a lot of people pointing and laughing at me when I bought it though.
'Tis the price you pay for being a gentleman and conceding to the lady tendencies.
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