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I can only pray to have that kind of composure without having to cut a whore.
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And why don't you fuck her in the closet instead?
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in one of her many closets in her mansion
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Pix of said teacher...? Those are three outstanding comments she made!
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I already made a vow I wasnt going to exploit her on here-- a couple of pages ago haha. (karma)
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I probably would have been more mad if I weren't half intoxicated, half knowing I can just head back to what was at that point my second home after work. I was also worried about the whole issue of falsely crying rape as can happen and it being my first experience with a quicky off an app.
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Respect, unfortunately
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yeah, I dont know... usually Im all for a good exploit but she seems normal (so far)
edit: and no its not because she looks like a toe
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Pics of closets in mansion since you won't post pics of her?
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I was just covering all basis if this was directed at me. I didn't want you guys to think she might look like a toe, and that is the sole reason Im not posting her pictures.
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At least you didn't get a girl that didn't want to do foreplay and wanted to go straight to the action. Do you know how hard it is to maintain a hard-on without foreplay? |
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Weekend was so so. Banged twice. Noticed she didn't really talk though, like much at all, on the way to the range or when we got lunch. Needless to say, I'm out. Bail. Other chick doesn't get back until the weekend, so I'm dedicating the rest of this week to finish this damn pine wood derby car.
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How could she not talk around you? You are such a good spark for conversation!
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[brovoice] Wait, you're doing it wrong. She is just supposed to be a sex robot. Are you sure you're not gay, dude? WTF? [/brovoice]
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Okay, this is the thread for hook-ups, new relationships, old stories, whatever, that started WITHOUT the help of the internet.
I'll start. So I just got back from a trip to europe that involved alot of flying. 1st leg of the long-haul flight, a chinese girl in the aisle seat, maybe a 5, around my age, is working on her imac, iphone, spills coffee unto my jacket placed into the middle seat, cuz she was working at practically a 45% angle facing towards the middle, and must have catched glimpse of the girl on top riding scene in 'Entourage'.. the sexual tension was constant and awkward. Someone's breathe really smelled, but i couldn't tell if it was someone else or her. Vague attempts at dialogue -we r just too different and I don't have the skills to sustain anything so it fell flat. We were the last lights on in the whole plane, still she could not find the pretense to give me a BJ and I could not find one to ask for it. Return journey, the good stuff. Short flight, 2.5hrs.. I'm in the last row, aisle, of a smaller plane, one of the last passengers, a stunning blonde with enough childishness to match with an asian like me. She smiles on first contact, sits in the window.. two similar aged (30's)dudes in the row in front. Unfortunate for them, location is everything. Or she just likes asian dudes. So, british waitresses serve up snacks, seeing her positive attitude and my alpha demenour, try to shit test me to the moon, good thing, this time I know what these tests are, so I turn it around quickly and conversation is easily initiated, concerning the food. This precipates more peripheral mayhem, as none of the surrounding white ppl can believe this asian dude is macking up this beautiful young thing.. still cannot effect me. I'm curry making threes. Natural progression, her background 22-3, first job just out of college (a good one), parents are a certain european and a darker-skin european ethnicity (forgot which one, but she looked gorgeous and was totally blonde) We have well-meshing backgrounds, so it was easy to ask for her contact. Honestly, first time I have succeeded with a girl on a plane, and a white one at that. Missed opportunity: At a local small museum, a blonde british girl, prob still in Uni, was manning the desk and the place was literally deserted. It did not cross me to chat her up, or perhaps I did not have the courage at the time. What a wasted opportunity, she had nice tits and looked bored out of her mind.. |
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