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      07-14-2016, 09:34 PM   #5237
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I've never used a hooker, but really nice ones go for about 1k an hour. 500 would get a real good one.
Hope that's without condom because I'm allergic for latex ?
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      07-14-2016, 09:42 PM   #5238
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I've never used a hooker, but really nice ones go for about 1k an hour. 500 would get a real good one.
Hope that's without condom because I'm allergic for latex ?
Usually, the $1000+ are no protection what so ever. Again, I've haven't used the service, just know people whom are in the business.
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While I typically dont like the wrap it and 90% of females here are on BC... for a hooker and save $500.. I'd wrap it in a heart beat haha
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Also, all the coffee talk broke me. I even got a large. I feel...so dirty
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While I typically dont like the wrap it and 90% of females here are on BC... for a hooker and save $500.. I'd wrap it in a heart beat haha
I'd wrap it hooker or not. I want kids but with someone I could actually live with lol.
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I'd wrap it hooker or not. I want kids but with someone I could actually live with lol.
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Also, speaking of unnecessarily expensive things, Vegas is unnecessarily expensive. Like mid-town NYC expensive
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So...
Step 1: Become a woman
Step 2: Become a hooker
Step 3: Find a rich guy
Step 4: Make squishy
Step 5: Happy.
Hell no...Man I would miss my wiener !
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Usually, the $1000+ are no protection what so ever. Again, I've haven't used the service, just know people whom are in the business.
Let us say my friend...Kinda inside secret sex information ?
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Ahahaha I want to know this secret information.
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Let us say my friend...Kinda inside secret sex information ?
Let's just say I know people who do some shady ass shit.
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I've got no action planned until next week.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out what to get her. Was thinking a shirt, but that seems to generic. Saw a nice ring at Porsche Design...but that could get messy. Saw a nice necklace, but didn't feel like dropping $$$ on her, yet.
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Any suggestions?
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What kinda hobbies does she have?
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What kinda hobbies does she have?
She likes to cook, drink coffee, run, and fashion.

Right now, I'm leaning towards something coffee related, since we grab coffee often. A nice mug or something.
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I'd say nothing. She's not your damn girlfriend.
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I'd say nothing. She's not your damn girlfriend.
Normally, that's what I'd do...but she got me something from Montreal...
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I'd say nothing. She's not your damn girlfriend.
BAM!

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I've got no action planned until next week.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out what to get her. Was thinking a shirt, but that seems to generic. Saw a nice ring at Porsche Design...but that could get messy. Saw a nice necklace, but didn't feel like dropping $$$ on her, yet.
An engagement ring .
And nothing else my friend..Take that from Philippe !
Not too cheap not too expensive ..

Later when it's really "ON" with her, you can always buy her the real thing !
Show her your true love my friend , show this => with a ring !
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She likes to cook, drink coffee, run, and fashion.

Right now, I'm leaning towards something coffee related, since we grab coffee often. A nice mug or something.
I was gonna suggest a nice coffee grinder or something.

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I'd say nothing. She's not your damn girlfriend.
Yea go for a mug or thermos. I'm sure you have like a cache of Starbucks gift cards somewhere. You can use those to buy a mug.
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She likes to cook, drink coffee, run, and fashion.

Right now, I'm leaning towards something coffee related, since we grab coffee often. A nice mug or something.
does she make her own? Maybe a nice french press?
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An engagement ring .
And nothing else my friend..Take that from Philippe !
Not too cheap not too expensive ..

Later when it's really "ON" with her, you can always buy her the real thing !
Show her your true love my friend , show this => with a ring !
Too soon Philippe! Appreciate the advice though.
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