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      03-28-2017, 09:44 PM   #49501
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Going pretty well. Short work week for me and hopefully picking up new goodies for the car this weekend.

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Going pretty well. Short work week for me and hopefully picking up new goodies for the car this weekend.

Why meh?
I dunno. Nothing exciting. Although last night I did get a free dual cone intake installed for free from a buddy. So that was cool. No video though as it was done in the pouring rain and darkness.
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I dunno. Nothing exciting. Although last night I did get a free dual cone intake installed for free from a buddy. So that was cool. No video though as it was done in the pouring rain and darkness.
Free parts is always exciting.
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Free parts is always exciting.
Yup!
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Going pretty well. Short work week for me and hopefully picking up new goodies for the car this weekend.

Why meh?
New goodies? Details...

We should race you and I... in Mexico of course...
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We should race you and I... in Mexico of course...
Coils, OEM top hats, new steering wheel, and an air filter.

I would lose. I granny shift instead of double clutching like I should.
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We should race you and I... in Mexico of course...
Coils, OEM top hats, new steering wheel, and an air filter.

I would lose. I granny shift instead of double clutching like I should.
6mt vs 6mt !!!
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We should race you and I... in Mexico of course...
Coils, OEM top hats, new steering wheel, and an air filter.

I would lose. I granny shift instead of double clutching like I should.
I just did air filters... amongst some other things...

Come on, it'd be fun... Loser buys dinner...

Just a measly ole f80 vs the big bad e92...
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I just did air filters... amongst some other things...

Come on, it'd be fun... Loser buys dinner...

Just a measly ole f80 vs the big bad e92...
This guy. You have more power and at least 100 more torks and that's assuming you're on a stock map!

I'll just buy you dinner and save the fuel cost.
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I just did air filters... amongst some other things...

Come on, it'd be fun... Loser buys dinner...

Just a measly ole f80 vs the big bad e92...
This guy. You have more power and at least 100 more torks and that's assuming you're on a stock map!

I'll just buy you dinner and save the fuel cost.
Oh come on... 0-60 is relatively close !!! And we both 6mt !!!

I dunno what you mean about maps tho... Updating my nav maps you mean?
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I dunno what you mean about maps tho... Updating my nav maps you mean?
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Oh come on... 0-60 is relatively close !!! And we both 6mt !!!

I dunno what you mean about maps tho... Updating my nav maps you mean?
Pick a day... just not this weekend so some time this week in the evenings... I know some good spots on this side of town...

I'll let you drive my car for a chance to relive some of my e92 nostalgia...
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The furry handcuffs are a good start though lol, what color? I prefer the straight metal police ones myself...less chance of them breaking
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Nah, it's just trial and error. Make a safe word and donkey punch, then when you hear the safe word donkey punch harder. Real Dom's don't take orders. Then you scoop their eyeballs out with a smoldering hot spoon and eat them like Jell-o.
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