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      07-11-2016, 05:12 PM   #4885
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Fake.

Two pics, no bio, no undergrad, strange name...

DEM TITTIES DOUGH
I'm skeptical of every girl with no bio or information.
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      07-11-2016, 05:15 PM   #4886
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I'm skeptical of every girl with no bio or information.
Yeah, I don't really bother with those girls

Although, my Sunday chick didn't have any information other than "just moved here", and I found out she's real and a ophthalmologist
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      07-11-2016, 05:18 PM   #4888
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      07-11-2016, 05:20 PM   #4889
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Yeah, I don't really bother with those girls

Although, my Sunday chick didn't have any information other than "just moved here", and I found out she's real and a ophthalmologist
You seem to go out with quite a few girls from tinder. I can't seem to take that app and the people on it seriously. I haven't been clearing out my matches like I normally do. I've got 28 total, 23 which have not been messaged.
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      07-11-2016, 05:24 PM   #4890
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You seem to go out with quite a few girls from tinder. I can't seem to take that app and the people on it seriously. I haven't been clearing out my matches like I normally do. I've got 28 total, 23 which have not been messaged.
Yeah, I have really good success on Tinder. But like you, I haven't messaged about 90% of the chicks I match with

I'm just really picky about who I message and I stay dedicated to the conversation to make sure I get her number and we meet asap

Very rarely have I messaged a chick and not gotten a response (it's usually when I'm pushing the envelope and sending something too forward)

Not too into Bumble, and my success rate isn't great on there
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Yeah, I have really good success on Tinder. But like you, I haven't messaged about 90% of the chicks I match with

I'm just really picky about who I message and I stay dedicated to the conversation to make sure I get her number and we meet asap

Very rarely have I messaged a chick and not gotten a response (it's usually when I'm pushing the envelope and sending something too forward)

Not too into Bumble, and my success rate isn't great on there
I get frustrated on Bumble. Girls make such a big deal about a guy's opening line on Tinder and all I get on Bumble is "Hey"...TF!
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I get frustrated on Bumble. Girls make such a big deal about a guy's opening line on Tinder and all I get on Bumble is "Hey"...TF!
lol same. I have more luck with Tinder but the girls on Bumble are so much better
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I get frustrated on Bumble. Girls make such a big deal about a guy's opening line on Tinder and all I get on Bumble is "Hey"...TF!
I know right!!

"Hi! How's your weekend going?"

"Good morning!"

"Go Terps!"

Although, these lines sometimes work on Tinder girls! I feel like so long as a Tinder chick is interested, you can almost send anything and get a response

One of my absolute best openers from a couple years ago was:

I'd look at the girl and notice certain features; eye color, hair color, height, etc. Then, I'd send something like:

"Jessica, who's 6'6" with bright blue eyes, perfect tan skin, and a mother with a beautiful smile?"

"Haha idk, who?"

"Our son, who's going to be fucking gorgeous."

Heh. Gets them every time
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      07-11-2016, 05:37 PM   #4894
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I get frustrated on Bumble. Girls make such a big deal about a guy's opening line on Tinder and all I get on Bumble is "Hey"...TF!
I know right!!

"Hi! How's your weekend going?"

"Good morning!"

"Go Terps!"

Although, these lines sometimes work on Tinder girls! I feel like so long as a Tinder chick is interested, you can almost send anything and get a response

One of my absolute best openers from a couple years ago was:

I'd look at the girl and notice certain features; eye color, hair color, height, etc. Then, I'd send something like:

"Jessica, who's 6'6" with bright blue eyes, perfect tan skin, and a mother with a beautiful smile?"

"Haha idk, who?"

"Our son, who's going to be fucking gorgeous."

Heh. Gets them every time
Creep factor goes to 11. Bruh. Really?
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lol same. I have more luck with Tinder but the girls on Bumble are so much better
I know! Tinder girls are just trashy anymore.
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I know right!!

"Hi! How's your weekend going?"

"Good morning!"

"Go Terps!"

Although, these lines sometimes work on Tinder girls! I feel like so long as a Tinder chick is interested, you can almost send anything and get a response

One of my absolute best openers from a couple years ago was:

I'd look at the girl and notice certain features; eye color, hair color, height, etc. Then, I'd send something like:

"Jessica, who's 6'6" with bright blue eyes, perfect tan skin, and a mother with a beautiful smile?"

"Haha idk, who?"

"Our son, who's going to be fucking gorgeous."

Heh. Gets them every time
You need to do this to your next match and post the convo. Success or fail, interested to see how it goes!
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Creep factor goes to 11. Bruh. Really?
It works. Trust me.
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I just saw some girls profile that had Christy Mack (porn star) as the pic lol
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This one was a couple mos ago, but look how easy Tinder is...

These chicks are sitting in their own puddle dripping wet when you match with them, just gotta be smooth and attack quickly

(Cropped so you pervs don't get any ideas )
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Damn it.

It's cool though. I just used my super like.
My long story in short..
Note: My story is no joke !

Over here in Belgium we have a kinda game about transgenders via Email-pics .
We share it with friends , and it's about 10 pics and a score ,we need to guess of the girl is male or female..
The first set of 10 pics I had 10/10 .
Everyone was impressed , so they sent another set of 10 pics and I got another 10/10 !
So probably I can do it...

Need to say the last 4-5 years they are really improved with the surgical interventions and hormone therapies (estrogen injections)
Boobs and ass are fake but who cares..
As for Asians it's really hard to say , because it's big business over there and they became almost perfection !
Some are breathtaking beautiful, but the price for perfection they need to pay as well..

One of the best mussel restaurants over here (I know the owers) have a son ..20 year old .
I know him as well from in the restaurant , after 6 months (last year) I returned to the restaurant and saw a beautiful girl from behind...
And thought wow ! Beautiful figure and ass ,short skirt, heels ect..walking really elegant ect..
Finally she turned around and I was in schock ..like frozen , because I saw it was HIM ..the son !
With him/her it was done in "Thailand" ..The land of the "LADYBOY"
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This one was a couple mos ago, but look how easy Tinder is...

These chicks are sitting in their own puddle dripping wet when you match with them, just gotta be smooth and attack quickly

(Cropped so you pervs don't get any ideas )
wtf you text her?

lemme get her #
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wtf you text her?

lemme get her #
Bro I think she's actually in Baltimore
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My long story in short..
Note: My story is no joke !

Over here in Belgium we have a kinda game about transgenders via Email-pics .
We share it with friends , and it's about 10 pics and a score ,we need to guess of the girl is male or female..
The first set of 10 pics I had 10/10 .
Everyone was impressed , so they sent another set of 10 pics and I got another 10/10 !
So probably I can do it...

Need to say the last 4-5 years they are really improved with the surgical interventions and hormone therapies (estrogen injections)
Boobs and ass are fake but who cares..
As for Asians it's really hard to say , because it's big business over there and they became almost perfection !
Some are breathtaking beautiful, but the price for perfection they need to pay as well..

One of the best mussel restaurants over here (I know the owers) have a son ..20 year old .
I know him as well from in the restaurant , after 6 months (last year) I returned to the restaurant and saw a beautiful girl from behind...
And thought wow ! Beautiful figure and ass ,short skirt, heels ect..walking really elegant ect..
Finally she turned around and I was in schock ..like frozen , because I saw it was HIM ..the son !
With him/her it was done in "Thailand" ..The land of the "LADYBOY"
lol i'm dead hahaha
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That chick is nuts for sure brother !
Crazy witch..

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Bro I think she's actually in Baltimore
BWHAHAHA

I'd expand my search further but if something did pan out I'm too damn lazy to drive to DC, VA, MG or PG county MD.

Balto hoes for me only
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BWHAHAHA

I'd expand my search further but if something did pan out I'm too damn lazy to drive to DC, VA, MG or PG county MD.

Balto hoes for me only
I don't know man, those baltohoes are hardcore though

They're all ghetto as fuck

I'm just looking for a nawce Southern belle
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