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      03-16-2017, 03:58 PM   #48863
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Age of Tonka = 97.4

My M3 definitely has all the interior intact. But I'm nearing 100 pounds in strategic weight reduction. Trying to keep the car 100% streetable but also an effective track weapon.

I'm also making another 30-40 whp over a stock M3.
Don't you know that men get more distinguished with age? Just ask Sara504

Well, in that case, i'm sure i can still take you.
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And my SUV is faster than your M3.
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30 whole horsepower?! Like three oh? Damn, how do you keep the car on the ground??
Spends $3k for 30 whp. #NAproblems
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Don't you know that men get more distinguished with age? Just ask Sara504

Well, in that case, i'm sure i can still take you.
Sara likes them active, not elderly.

Would love to run into you on the highway, someday.
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Spends $3k for 30 whp. #NAproblems

Sara likes them active, not elderly.

Would love to run into on the highway, someday.
Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.

Highway? Why the highway? Am i not already at a disadvantage in the standing 1/4mile? I mean it does weigh about 2000 pounds more than your M3, why do you have to bring aerodynamics into the equation?
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Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.
Using your legs to press the gas pedal in your car doesn't count as active, no matter what the distance is....
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Using your legs to press the gas pedal in your car doesn't count as active, no matter what the distance is....
I may have deserved that.
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Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.

Highway? Why the highway? Am i not already at a disadvantage in the standing 1/4mile? I mean it does weigh about 2000 pounds more than your M3, why do you have to bring aerodynamics into the equation?
You know how I know Tonka's mad?

500+ hp, automatic, all wheel drive and YOU'RE at the disadvantage in the 1/4 mile!? My car doesn't even make 300 torque at the crank. Slowest I'll go is a 40 roll. See you out there.
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You know how I know Tonka's mad?

500+ hp, automatic, all wheel drive and YOU'RE at the disadvantage in the 1/4 mile!? My car doesn't even make 300 torque at the crank. Slowest I'll go is a 40 roll. See you out there.
lol


We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
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*BMW finally announced the new BMW ///M8* => http://www.bmw-sg.com/bmw-models/bre...ed/2017/03/11/
Not sure how they're going to make the gran coupe out of that...
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We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol
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We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol
Dick size contest?
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We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol
Dick size contest?
We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.
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Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.

Highway? Why the highway? Am i not already at a disadvantage in the standing 1/4mile? I mean it does weigh about 2000 pounds more than your M3, why do you have to bring aerodynamics into the equation?
You know how I know Tonka's mad?

500+ hp, automatic, all wheel drive and YOU'RE at the disadvantage in the 1/4 mile!? My car doesn't even make 300 torque at the crank. Slowest I'll go is a 40 roll. See you out there.
We're all just waiting for him to drone on about the reliability of RR's... You might as well race him - after 2 or 3 passes, his shit will throw a cel or something will break... Ya know, British engineering and all...

But 30 whole extra horses !!! Damn... So much powah... I'll race you in my M... Hell, ASBSECU E93 's overbloated cars as well... Either Miss Piggy or Fiyah Crotch...
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lol


We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol
Dick size contest?
We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.
I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.
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lol


We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol
Dick size contest?
We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.
I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.
But it's how you use it! Right?
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lol


We could have a pedal race if that suits you better.
We'll have to figure something out that neither of us have an advantage at. Lol
Dick size contest?
We tried that before. No one sent you any pics.

I didn't even get to win by default because you said mine didn't count. Something about not having access to the Hubble telescope or something.
I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.
Clitoris app
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Listen kid, during the average week, i use my legs to propel myself around 120 miles. I'm going to assume i'm on the active side of things.

Highway? Why the highway? Am i not already at a disadvantage in the standing 1/4mile? I mean it does weigh about 2000 pounds more than your M3, why do you have to bring aerodynamics into the equation?
You know how I know Tonka's mad?

500+ hp, automatic, all wheel drive and YOU'RE at the disadvantage in the 1/4 mile!? My car doesn't even make 300 torque at the crank. Slowest I'll go is a 40 roll. See you out there.
We're all just waiting for him to drone on about the reliability of RR's... You might as well race him - after 2 or 3 passes, his shit will throw a cel or something will break... Ya know, British engineering and all...

But 30 whole extra horses !!! Damn... So much powah... I'll race you in my M... Hell, ASBSECU E93 's overbloated cars as well... Either Miss Piggy or Fiyah Crotch...
So salty. :
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I believe below a certain size it's just categorized as a clitoris.
I don't believe it.
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I have an enlarged clitoris. Not proud but those are the cards of life. Can email pics, but theyre also is science doformity monthly magazine april 2016 copy.
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Do you have a tight pussy?
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