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      02-25-2017, 07:39 AM   #47411
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Yeah, it is the damn potatoes!!!

You've read that how stupid can you be thread? I should post this there, but I have some pride left I guess.

Every damn morning I honestly consider pouring hot water on the car to defrost it. I have managed to stop myself before doing this for 20 years, but I swear I consider it every winter morning while working my way to defrost the damn car.

One morning this will happen. I know the result already, but one morning I will be too tired to stop the inner idiot.

And I won't be telling it here when I finally snap.
Yeah I see.
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Never throw hot water on a frozen car , windshield can crack !
If you don't have a garage , let the car run with the heating on for 5 min. before you take off .
In the evening you can also put something on your windshield to avoid ice on your windshield .
But yeah Anna...I know ice really sucks !
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Yeah I see.
But here is some advice Anna..
Never throw hot water on a frozen car , windshield can crack !
If you don't have a garage , let the car run with the heating on for 5 min. before you take off .
In the evening you can also put something on your windshield to avoid ice on your windshield .
But yeah Anna...I know ice really sucks !
Dude that's my point!!

I know that all, but fuck my life I hate scraping the ice off.

And I have kids, so I have a storage room, not a garage.
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The trees in front/out back of the house are starting to bud little white flowers, looks pretty cool.
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The trees in front/out back of the house are starting to bud little white flowers, looks pretty cool.
This was a cruelly timed post.
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This was a cruelly timed post.
Exactly Anna . And he said Ambiorix is homo !
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This was a cruelly timed post.
It was timed as I sit my lazy ass on the couch and looked out the front window.


It's not my fault you live in winter wonderland!

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Exactly Anna . And he said Ambiorix is homo !
Bi-sexual. It was normal back in that time period. Just accept it.
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Exactly Anna . And he said Ambiorix is homo !
If he lived today, the man would be rolling in baby oil. I mean, I can picture him being gay, but I wouldn't mind watching!

(this post gives you all one free pass with sexism, except you Phil, you've posted enough tota already!)
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If he lived today, the man would be rolling in baby oil. I mean, I can picture him being gay, but I wouldn't mind watching!

(this post gives you all one free pass with sexism, except you Phil, you've posted enough tota already!)
Ohhh...C'mon Anna . Does this man looks like a homo ?
Fact is he kicked Roman homo asses , and I mean Caesar and his homo legions !

Please...Don't accuse my blood .
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Ohhh...C'mon Anna . Looks this man like a homo ?
Fact is he kicked Roman homo asses , and I mean Caesar and his homo legions !

Please...Don't accuse my blood .
Those straps around his legs seem to be there to support a packet, am I right? That mighty stance is clearly there to play the hot stud card to max too...

I mean, don't judge, sausages are cool!

And that moustache is often pictured in german/ Swedish train related material. Don't ask me how I know.
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Yeah, dude has a total sausage fest stache going on, didn't notice that Lups.
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Yeah, dude has a total sausage fest stache going on, didn't notice that Lups.
I have studied this to details.
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Those straps around his legs seem to be there to support a packet, am I right? That mighty stance is clearly there to play the hot stud card to max too...

I mean, don't judge, sausages are cool!

And that moustache is often pictured in german/ Swedish train related material. Don't ask me how I know.
Yes I agree Anna ..
I noticed already 25 years ago that his penis-package was small !
But I'm sure you know how I am , and so I figured out why ..
My penis is bigger and more straight (a bigger balls package) but if I would be eye in eye with in front of me the Roman square formations I confess my penis would shrink too from fear..
Fear creates stress and the high testosterone levels were consumed on the battlefield so balls and penises actually shrink .

And that's why Caesars penis was actually invisible !

Another fact is ...They lost a lot of blood on the battlefield , and a big penis requires a huge blood pump to pump up the volume while all the blood was on the ground of the battlefield !

Yeah you are right Anna...*That mighty Ambiorix stance*
With his left hand on his heart he showed us he defended us with the strenght from his heart .
But the left hand on the heart means also.....*I rule here* !!!
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That's for hot chicks with wet panties .
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Yes I agree Anna ..
I noticed already 25 years ago that his penis-package was small !
But I'm sure you know how I am , and so I figured out why ..
My penis is bigger and more straight (a bigger balls package) but if I would be eye in eye with in front of me the Roman square formations I confess my penis would shrink too from fear..
Fear creates stress and the high testosterone levels were consumed on the battlefield so balls and penises actually shrink .

And that's why Caesars penis was actually invisible !

Another fact is ...They lost a lot of blood on the battlefield , and a big penis requires a huge blood pump to pump up the volume while all the blood was on the ground of the battlefield !

Yeah you are right Anna...*That mighty Ambiorix stance*
With his left hand on his heart he showed us he defended us with the strenght from his heart .
But the left hand on the heart means also.....*I rule here* !!!
Thank coffee its Saturday! We have a hood excuse to talk about penises!
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You watch a lot of sausage parties, eh?
No, just those marked as documentaries!
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Thank coffee its Saturday! We have a hood excuse to talk about penises!
If you have further questions Anna about penises I'm sure you know I can help you..
I mean some are really hard !

Of course only for you Anna because I love you and Ambiorix too
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If you have further questions Anna about penises I'm sure you know I can help you..
I mean some are really hard !

Of course only for you Anna because I love you and Ambiorix too
I'm pretty sure I know my way around a penis by now, but if I ever run in to an unfamiliar territory with one, I will email you immediately!
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I'm pretty sure I know my way around a penis by now, but if I ever run in to an unfamiliar territory with one, I will email you immediately!
Same thing here and roger that my sweetheart !
Thank you Anna !

You know I don't run , I wait for you forever on my hard statue ...
I'm sure you saw he's hard like a rock !
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Same thing here and roger that my sweetheart !
Thank you Anna !

You know I don't run , I wait for you forever on my hard statue ...
I'm sure you saw he's hard like a rock !
Even rock melts in my presence. And white stuff comes out.

(my only excuse for this conversation is that I'm enjoying a rare night completely alone at home. Even the hubby pissed me off enough to get the boot for the night.)
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If you have further questions Anna about penises I'm sure you know I can help you..
I mean some are really hard !

Of course only for you Anna because I love you and Ambiorix too
I'm pretty sure I know my way around a penis by now, but if I ever run in to an unfamiliar territory with one, I will email you immediately!
What? People have let you see their penises?? Teach me your ways!
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