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Interestingly, for me, it was the duck's build and proclivity to run away when in danger which made me think of Ambiorix.
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Also, is that duck's name Ambiorix? That's who I thought of when I saw his feet...
So...You remember my story about my duck ?
Ok,here is my duck *Kwebbel* again ..
BTW ,Dang ! I forgot to buy sandals my duck , and I need to say the sandals (above) look awesome !

And do you know that the Roman legions conquered the world *on sandals* ?
Sandals are no joke my friend !
Oh I'm sorry, so ambiorix and his posse wore Nikes or Adidas?
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Funny how shit works.

People make fun of people, thinking it's a negative thing. End up actually helping person out by providing attention.
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Funny thing is, she's loving it too. Probably doesn't realize everyone is making fun of her. Lol
I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
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OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAT

Tags need to be renewed so I'm just seeing what's out there
I'm gonna need to get Ohio plates and tags in July. Probably not on the bike though, tags on that have been expired for past three years.
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I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
The thing about social media is everything turns into a huge nut swinging party and takes things overboard. Yeah things can be funny at first, but it gets old quick when everyone squeezes it for every last drop.
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The thing about social media is everything turns into a huge nut swinging party and takes things overboard. Yeah things can be funny at first, but it gets old quick when everyone squeezes it for every last drop.
Yeah, it's the intense high followed by a depressing comedown.
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I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
Does that mean we would have another 10 minute long music video of naked people floating around?
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I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
The thing about social media is everything turns into a huge nut swinging party and takes things overboard. Yeah things can be funny at first, but it gets old quick when everyone squeezes it for every last drop.
Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )
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OUSSIDE HOW BOUT DAT

Tags need to be renewed so I'm just seeing what's out there
I'm gonna need to get Ohio plates and tags in July. Probably not on the bike though, tags on that have been expired for past three years.
Every time it comes time to renew my tags, I always want to get something funny but never know what to get. This is a possibility for the roadster.
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Oh I'm sorry, so ambiorix and his posse wore Nikes or Adidas?
Yes my friend...Let us say the today's modern Ambiorix preference goes to Adidas .
But in BC sandals were fashion , and for the marches of hundreds miles to the battlefield sandals were required to avoid sweating smelly feet...

BTW...
Do you know that Ambiorix is also a high quality shoe brand *since 1895* ?

*Ambiorix shoes made in Belgium* and only 5 miles from my home => http://www.ambiorix.be/en

And of course Ambiorix is my shoe brand , not cheap but top custom made quality !
In other words Ambiorix was a legend on the battlefield but today also in Ambiorix shoes...

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Yeah, it's the intense high followed by a depressing comedown.
It's like jacking off. After you've peaked, sure you can sit there and keep stroking but it never gets any better, just raw and boring and loses all zest.

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Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )
Exactly! The worse part is, people that think they're funny just for quoting that pathetic walk of life. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN MATERIAL!

She's going somewhere. She is going to the outside. How do you enjoy that? DO YOU ENJOY IT?!?!

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Every time it comes time to renew my tags, I always want to get something funny but never know what to get. This is a possibility for the roadster.

RU21YET. Because lets face it, you can't get a chick under 21 shit faced at the Applebees bar.
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He or she looks really cute ! Bhai how old is your cutie ?
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I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
The thing about social media is everything turns into a huge nut swinging party and takes things overboard. Yeah things can be funny at first, but it gets old quick when everyone squeezes it for every last drop.
Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )
Bish!!!

It's about to get real for firecrotch!!

Donor turbos were mailed TODAY. 2 week turn, then ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!
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Yeah, it's the intense high followed by a depressing comedown.
It's like jacking off. After you've peaked, sure you can sit there and keep stroking but it never gets any better, just raw and boring and loses all zest.

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Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )
Exactly! The worse part is, people that think they're funny just for quoting that pathetic walk of life. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN MATERIAL!

She's going somewhere. She is going to the outside. How do you enjoy that? DO YOU ENJOY IT?!?!

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Every time it comes time to renew my tags, I always want to get something funny but never know what to get. This is a possibility for the roadster.

RU21YET. Because lets face it, you can't get a chick under 21 shit faced at the Applebees bar.
Old Man Shoei is trying to get me to sell Ms. Piggy and join him in his regret of selling his E92 M3......

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Sandals for your ducks...
While that is cool and all....wtf?!?!

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I think she does to an extent. She should do a remix of Kanye's Famous, only Dr. Phil's the bitch.
The thing about social media is everything turns into a huge nut swinging party and takes things overboard. Yeah things can be funny at first, but it gets old quick when everyone squeezes it for every last drop.
Sounds like every other business - squeezing something out for every last drop... Or Hollywood franchises... Dr Phil even brought her back because he knew his ratings would go up... Did find it hysterical when she told him he owes his success as of late because of her - much like oprah did for him before, lol...

With that said, this chick most likely isn't going anywhere after her 15 minutes are up...

Hey, ASBSECU E93 ... cashmeousside, howbow dah? Yeah, I'm talking to Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... (Decided to name your RED car btw... )
Bish!!!

It's about to get real for firecrotch!!

Donor turbos were mailed TODAY. 2 week turn, then ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!!!!!
Gonna need more than organ transplants if you want to keep up... Don't care if you boost or run some juice in your walker...

I love it though... Miss Piggy and Fire Crotch... You're welcome...
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Old Man Shoei is trying to get me to sell Ms. Piggy and join him in his regret of selling his E92 M3......

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I want to get you a Ms. Piggy window decal, where it's just the top half of her head so it looks like she's peaking out the window.
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