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      07-09-2016, 12:55 AM   #4599
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      07-09-2016, 02:21 AM   #4602
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No my friend , it's from reading all those sad love stories on here..

Today I met Stella , and Stella is my new assistant and she's new in the company ..She needs to work together with my Wendy to check the quality in my quality department !

Well... I saw Stella for the first time today , she came together with Wendy to say hello to her new boss (me)
And I need to say that I was like frozen my friend...From what I saw ,Stella is a blonde angel with sky blue eyes !

She said hello sir to me , my name is Stella .
I said my name is Philippe , and she said I know Wendy told me .
So I gave her the company tour and she was really impressed by my Japanese shit in the madness .
So my task is to give Stella education in between with Wendy ..
Later today Wendy told me that Stella is a real blonde , her dad is Swedish and her mother Belgian .

After a while they both walked away , and of course I turned my head and saw 2 real angels ..A blonde and a black angel , both with a perfect ass !
Guess my friend of what I thought ?

"Angels are on earth" and I need to work with them , so from now on we are a threesome !
My friend! That's lovely! Stella, what a nice name. And from what your telling me, a nice girl too. Best of luck!
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      07-09-2016, 02:23 AM   #4603
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this fight is draining me
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Shit...was going to save the 2nd one for later...
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      07-09-2016, 05:16 AM   #4606
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Not really into my own type, I enjoy white girls lol

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Hey girl... so how did the "chat" go last eve??? Hope all was

Because I reserved a tux for the wedding
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Oh and here are a few matches I had during my travels and such
all these X military chicks... wtf... never in my life were they around when I was in.... nice name Savanna... prob a stripper too... lol
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Brother...Carnival is in February !
I'll give her 1/10 for the disguise ..
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My friend! That's lovely! Stella, what a nice name. And from what your telling me, a nice girl too. Best of luck!
Thank you my friend

But from my experience I have learned that even angels can be witches !
And when they start to scream ...My dick goes down !

Tell me about Nia....Any updates ?
Did you finally found Belgian chocolates ? (Leonidas is one of the best)
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You'd think a tranny would only want sex
Maybe her thing is not functional ?
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(Leonidas is one of the best)
Sounds like Greek chocolate Phil....
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I mean...at least she looks pretty?
Hope your bed is strong enough ! 4/10
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Hey girl... so how did the "chat" go last eve??? Hope all was

Because I reserved a tux for the wedding
I cried lol. But it worked. He was shocked as hell. Said he would have never guessed. He told his brother while we were on the phone. He said his brother says it's not a big deal. Says his Mom loves kids. His sister has 5 kids from two different guys. THEN, Mr. Wonderful decided to drop a bomb on me since we were being honest with each other ..........
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Sounds like Greek chocolate Phil....
Indeed my friend the name Leonidas comes from Sparta .
Yeah...Belgium is an old country and dates from BC (before Christ) so we give old Roman and Greek names to things .

But it's also one of the best Belgian chocolates , couple years ago I shipped a box of Leonidas to LA (to Mike-Benvo-BPM tune) to say thank you for the outstanding customer service for my BPM-Tune .
And Mike said to me ....Please send me more my friend !

But the shipping cost price from Belgium to LA was insane , it was more than 100 Euros only for the shipping of a small box with chocolates to LA .

Here is how they look and sometimes I buy some for hot chicks => https://www.google.be/search?q=leoni...nidas+pralines
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I cried lol. But it worked. He was shocked as hell. Said he would have never guessed. He told his brother while we were on the phone. He said his brother says it's not a big deal. Says his Mom loves kids. His sister has 5 kids from two different guys. THEN, Mr. Wonderful decided to drop a bomb on me since we were being honest with each other ..........
Sounds good Sara ..

But "the bomb" sounds kinda really bad ?
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I cried lol. But it worked. He was shocked as hell. Said he would have never guessed. He told his brother while we were on the phone. He said his brother says it's not a big deal. Says his Mom loves kids. His sister has 5 kids from two different guys. THEN, Mr. Wonderful decided to drop a bomb on me since we were being honest with each other ..........
And the bomb is?








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