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      01-19-2017, 09:58 AM   #45453
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My memory may be a little foggy but hasn't that been tried before? Oh well, let's get at it anyway!!
Uhhh yeah, but it's never been attempted by anyone that actually knows stuff and isn't being fueled by a copious variety of drugs.
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      01-19-2017, 09:58 AM   #45454
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We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?
Your logic is impeccable.
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Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...
I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.
Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...
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      01-19-2017, 10:00 AM   #45456
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Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...
Makes me think of this...

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      01-19-2017, 10:00 AM   #45457
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Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...
We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?
Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...
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      01-19-2017, 10:00 AM   #45458
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Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...
Hey, someone complimented my beeping ankle bracelet yesterday! They even had a matching one!
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Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...
We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?
Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...
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Put some respect on loonies and toonies..., perfect for making it hail at the strip club.
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Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...
Makes me think of this...
Selfie ?
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What rock have you been living under??! That shit was like years ago... No wonder Lups fired your ass...
Years ago. He probably wasn't born yet. You've been here quite a while, old man!
Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...
Boi!!!!!
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Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...
Hey, someone complimented my beeping ankle bracelet yesterday! They even had a matching one!
We should ask our P.O if we can get matching ones...
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Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...
I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.
Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...
Yep - just can't go past the edge of the yard....
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Selfie ?
Not tan enough, looks more like Sara.

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We should ask our P.O if we can get matching ones...
I actually bedazzle anyone in AA that wants to add a bit of flare to their newly acquired government appointed accessories. Mostly cubic zirconia, but I still tell them they're Swarovski and jack the price up.
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Biorin was that you emailing me all those "subscription" offers? Sorry I didn't recognize ur email address
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Yep - just can't go past the edge of the yard....
May be making a trip to Fletcher next week Wednesday to check that place out.
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Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...
Most notable in this response is the lack of denial regarding my assertions about your age.

I'm glad to see you are honest.
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Biorin was that you emailing me all those "subscription" offers? Sorry I didn't recognize ur email address
It was! I just really want U to enhance size of ur m@nly ROCKETSHIP with so many HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA waiting 2 meet u tonite, you know?
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Not tan enough, looks more like Sara.
I picture her like this.. I'm sure it's close .
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It was! I just really want U to enhance size of ur m@nly ROCKETSHIP with so many HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AREA waiting 2 meet u tonite, you know?
Thought you were smarter than this Bi, I really did. I am disappointed.

Replace "girls" with "goats" and you would have had his undivided attention. Now get to it!
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Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...
Most notable in this response is the lack of denial regarding my assertions about your age.

I'm glad to see you are honest.
Most notable in this response is the Canuck is still babbling...

This obsession with my age can really only mean one of two things... You're about ready to be able to get a senior citizens discount yourself or you're having some homo erotic fantasies about me... I can be whatever age you want me to be, honey...
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Most notable in this response is the Canuck is still babbling...

This obsession with my age can really only mean one of two things... You're about ready to be able to get a senior citizens discount yourself or you're having some homo erotic fantasies about me... I can be whatever age you want me to be, honey...
"Methinks thou dost protest too much." - William Shakespeare (you may have met him in person)
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