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      01-13-2017, 08:18 PM   #45299
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I see . But over here the MINI is my winter car , because sometimes we have here winters full of shit !
MINI is a pussy car, banned
O_o wrong thread...anyway^^
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Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.
If he moved to Texas and bought the same sized place, he could afford nearly every one of those cars, right shoei But he would rather live in the crappiest state in the world for some reason.

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For one day, could you use google translate to translate everything you post from your native tongue to English. I think it would take your posts to a new level of awkwardness that would be totally appreciated by many! Your posts make me laugh.
Google Translate sucks man ! It sucks even more than I do ...
Can you read my words my friend ?
Otherwise ..."Read my lips my friend " in English

I'm sure it's all about this...
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      01-14-2017, 11:40 AM   #45304
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MINI is a pussy car, banned
O_o wrong thread...anyway^^
Pussy car or not...Come over here and *TRY* to follow me through the snow and ice ..
I would kick your 435 ass all day long !

*MINI RULES* (in winter)
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Pussy car or not...Come over here and *TRY* to follow me through the snow and ice ..
I would kick your 435 ass all day long !

*MINI RULES* (in winter)
WHOSE FLAG WILL BE CONSIDERED THE RIGHT WAY!

STAY TUNED!
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Ok, now post a video of the top ten best sounding cars you can actually afford.

I'll wait.
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Yes. My biz partner just got one! They can even be modded. You can pick up about 12 HP LOL!!!
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You said cars I can afford, man... I cannot even do an old GT3RS with red wheels with my food stamps... Get with the program !!!
I am ashamed that you have not learned to use the EBT program to its full capabilities.

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For one day, could you use google translate to translate everything you post from your native tongue to English. I think it would take your posts to a new level of awkwardness that would be totally appreciated by many! Your posts make me laugh.
Hey PoorLurker - I thought we had all elevated shoei to the elder statesman status....WTF man?!?!

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Hey PoorLurker - I thought we had all elevated shoei to the elder statesman status....WTF man?!?!

Does that mean he gets medicaid and support from AARP's local help agencies?

Has the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts of America come over to cook him soft foods that are easy to chew as part of their community help programs?
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Hey PoorLurker - I thought we had all elevated shoei to the elder statesman status....WTF man?!?!

Does that mean he gets medicaid and support from AARP's local help agencies?

Has the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts of America come over to cook him soft foods that are easy to chew as part of their community help programs?
I think it worse than that....meals on wheels....
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Hey PoorLurker - I thought we had all elevated shoei to the elder statesman status....WTF man?!?!

Does that mean he gets medicaid and support from AARP's local help agencies?

Has the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts of America come over to cook him soft foods that are easy to chew as part of their community help programs?
I think it worse than that....meals on wheels....
Oh you poor thing... Thanksgiving dinner, did your orderlies at the old folks home blend your turkey and mashed potatoes and gravy so you can sip it out of a straw?
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WHOSE FLAG WILL BE CONSIDERED THE RIGHT WAY!

STAY TUNED!
Of course I'll stay tuned my friend to kick asses in OT ! Meanwhile you guys know *why* I hate my fucking country..

But here is the right flag because Ambiorix and I rule in Belgium !
If you can't read my words ...Please use *Google-Translate* even when you know it really sucks !!!

Second big pic shows the real name of my country because I love my American friends...
Actually I showed my heart for you guys....How about that ???
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I love you my friend !

Ceasar came with "S.P.Q.R" and legions to us ...But once when they saw *Ambiorix* , I'm sure the Roman legions shit in their Roman pants !

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Meanwhile from the newsflash in my fucking country...
Jihadi terror raids in "Molenbeek" (Belgium) => (Jihadi breeding ground)
Special forces and helicopters kick Jihadi asses...Hope they are on time !
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Pussy car or not...Come over here and *TRY* to follow me through the snow and ice ..
I would kick your 435 ass all day long !

*MINI RULES* (in winter)
Come over here...I dare you to *TRY* to follow me through the snow and ice. That would be an interesting competition.
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Come over here...I dare you to *TRY* to follow me through the snow and ice. That would be an interesting competition.
On a serious note...
For the moment I run with my MINI on Michelin Energy tires in winter !
Michelin Energy tires are actually summer tires , and I beat with my MINI every single other car on summer tires in the snow and ice ..
Imagine if I would put winter tires on it !

You make no chance my Canadian friend , no way ! I had a Subaru with the AWD on winters and my MINI feels even better on the snow with his front wheel drive..
Like I said MINI's rules in winter my friend
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