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      01-10-2017, 12:18 PM   #45057
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Damn shoei with the killshot smh.
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      01-10-2017, 12:19 PM   #45058
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Damn shoei with the killshot smh.
Look, Curtis... that was merely a shot across the bow...

It's not like we had to remove the bullet from his cheek...

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      01-10-2017, 12:24 PM   #45059
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Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

Imagine how cool it'd look if he got his car wrapped in that shiny metallic red vinyl. Would look like a used tampon rolling down the street!
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      01-10-2017, 12:25 PM   #45060
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Ax around, I ain't the one you wanna front on, boi.
Pull through I'll throw a fucking cocktail at ya car.
From the last shootout.
I got a dimple on my face, it's nothing.
I could go after Mase fanbase.
Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait fuh doctor's to get it out.
Hit my wisdom tooth, I *hackphtoo* spit it out.
I don't smile a lot, cuz ain't nothing pretty.
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the city.
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      01-10-2017, 12:40 PM   #45061
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      01-10-2017, 12:45 PM   #45062
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Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

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Ax around, I ain't the one you wanna front on, boi.
Pull through I'll throw a fucking cocktail at ya car.
From the last shootout.
I got a dimple on my face, it's nothing.
I could go after Mase fanbase.
Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait fuh doctor's to get it out.
Hit my wisdom tooth, I *hackphtoo* spit it out.
I don't smile a lot, cuz ain't nothing pretty.
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the city.
IT'S HOT AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO DROP, YOU NOT LIKE ME

Top 3 greatest albums of my childhood.

Fuck you, shoei.
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      01-10-2017, 12:46 PM   #45063
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Will the wrap match the wheels?

Aka, like a pack of tropical fruit skittles threw up?

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Ax around, I ain't the one you wanna front on, boi.
Pull through I'll throw a fucking cocktail at ya car.
From the last shootout.
I got a dimple on my face, it's nothing.
I could go after Mase fanbase.
Shell hit my jaw, I ain't wait fuh doctor's to get it out.
Hit my wisdom tooth, I *hackphtoo* spit it out.
I don't smile a lot, cuz ain't nothing pretty.
Got a purple heart for war, and I ain't never left the city.
IT'S HOT AND YOU AIN'T GOT NO DROP, YOU NOT LIKE ME

Top 3 greatest albums of my childhood.

Fuck you, shoei.
You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'?
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      01-10-2017, 12:53 PM   #45064
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You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'?
You ain't no friend of mine, you ain't no kin of mine
What makes you think I won't run up on you with that nine?
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gonna make dat pussy pop
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Shit. Never been banned before..., what happens now? I don't even have a thank you speech written.
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I am so hungry.

Can't decide what to eat, though.
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You said you a gangsta
But you never pop nothing
We said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'?
You ain't no friend of mine, you ain't no kin of mine
What makes you think I won't run up on you with that nine?
If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend

*applicable...
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I am so hungry.

Can't decide what to eat, though.
..., CALAMARI!
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      01-10-2017, 03:21 PM   #45072
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..., CALAMARI!
My office-mates would be displeased, I think.
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If I was your best friend, I want you 'round all the time (I want you 'round me all the time)
Can I be your best friend, if you promise you'll be mine (Girl promise you'll be mine)
Please say he's just a friend (Uh huh) now girl let's not pretend (Come on)
Either he is or he ain't your man (Ha Ha!) please say he's just a friend

*applicable...
God damn it, shoei. Well fucking played. Well played.
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I went Sunday night to a new Mexican joint in town, and they had shrimp cocktails. You get the option of shrimp, octopus, and tipo-avolone (fake Abalone). I let them put a couple tipo on top for the wife (can't stand abalone) then went shrimp and tentacles. Their sauce was made with just a touch of tomato, more orange and lime juices to do the "cooking" I'm relatively sure we will be going back!

It was funny, I saw one of the chefs at the local Smart/Final buying the gallon bottle of Julio red wine. When I gave him shit, he said it was for the fajitas.
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When I get done building my racecar, I'm going to sharpen my culinary skills. Racecar definitely takes priority though.
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I took one to my work today , and never say a banana to a Chiquita ...
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Can't decide what to eat, though.
Belgian moules frites ..
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Damn shoei with the killshot smh.
How are you Philippe ?
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