[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Whatever happened to liking people for how they make you feel?

What if they make you feel their dick?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by Lups

Fake boobs. I have a theory on this.

I'm listening...

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Lol.

Really? Do people do that anymore?

I've got to lay off the old Bollywood movies...

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I've got to lay off the old Bollywood movies...

Yeah and apparently all us women use the "notebook" as life guide or so I was told recently.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

What if they make you feel their dick?

Are speaking from past experiences? Do tell, sir. This is a safe zone....I think.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Yeah and apparently all us women use the "notebook" as life guide or so I was told recently.

...wait. Y'all don't?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

It's ok. The guys around here are disrespectful enough. Women should be cool with each other.


Everyone has an idea of what they would want. Nothing wrong with that. Some stuff can be ridiculous like height requirements and such.

These boys are easy to slap around. I prefer just verbally puking on their egos. Works every time.

Well, if you're a giraffe, you end up feeling like an idiot when the rest of the women around you are petite, and they find clothes easily and then for fucks sake in comes the Asians. I fucking swear I've never seen a clumsy Asian, and for a giraffe that's a huge thing to envy. After spending the teenage years taller than even the boys in your class, you really start bringing a tape measure to dates.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Aatish

...wait. Y'all don't?

I sure don't. That would be a huge disappointment now wouldn't it? It's a nice thought though.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Aatish

I'm listening...

I'll be bored tonight too since I have a gazillion pages to read then and the fucker who wrote the report clearly tries to kill me of boredom.

Fake boobs rant coming up later.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I sure don't. That would be a huge disappointment now wouldn't it? It's a nice thought though.

*Burns "The Notebook" novel*

*Tears Ryan Gosling poster off wall*

*Grabs safety blanket*

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Are speaking from past experiences? Do tell, sir. This is a safe zone....I think.

It was Lups I promised I wouldn't tell... and I'm too scared to break the promise.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

These boys are easy to slap around. I prefer just verbally puking on their egos. Works every time.

Well, if you're a giraffe, you end up feeling like an idiot when the rest of the women around you are petite, and they find clothes easily and then for fucks sake in comes the Asians. I fucking swear I've never seen a clumsy Asian, and for a giraffe that's a huge thing to envy. After spending the teenage years taller than even the boys in your class, you really start bringing a tape measure to dates.

Used to happen to me all the time... I never disappointed.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

These boys are easy to slap around. I prefer just verbally puking on their egos. Works every time.

Well, if you're a giraffe, you end up feeling like an idiot when the rest of the women around you are petite, and they find clothes easily and then for fucks sake in comes the Asians. I fucking swear I've never seen a clumsy Asian, and for a giraffe that's a huge thing to envy. After spending the teenage years taller than even the boys in your class, you really start bringing a tape measure to dates.

I'm a clumsy Asian. I drop my cell phone daily. I hate people who don't use cell phone cases. I don't comprehend this concept.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It was Lups I promised I wouldn't tell... and I'm too scared to break the promise.

Thanks man, it was an awkward moment for us both for sure. Sorry I had forgotten to do some manscaping.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Used to happen to me all the time... I never disappointed.

You're the best jt. I'm avoiding work and my son can't call me out for it since im typing furiously still. He wants to go shopping and if you can just keep up with this level of bs, I can send him with the hubby in an hour.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I'm a clumsy Asian. I drop my cell phone daily. I hate people who don't use cell phone cases. I don't comprehend this concept.

I don't believe this, someone questions my theory!

Burn you witch!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

I don't believe this, someone questions my theory!

Burn you witch!

Save your anger for the fake boob rant.

I'm eagerly awaiting that one!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Save your anger for the fake boob rant.

I'm eagerly awaiting that one!

Fine! Unburn!

[The Choosey begger]

Hi everyone! Lol

[atxgt3]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

You sound bitter. I've seen plenty of amazing women settle for men that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but I don't believe in settling.

Honestly it's better to be alone than to settle. I'm a guy and I'm as picky as many guys accuse women of being, but it's because I've tried to settle and was miserable. Now I know better what I want and what I don't want.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Lol.

Really? Do people do that anymore? People always have ulterior motives or like I said earlier, will keep you until someone better comes along.

You sound jaded. I've seen plenty of amazing men fall for women that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but a lot of women don't believe in settling which can lead to keeping a man until someone better comes along.

This tends to make some men bitter.

It's a vicious cycle and neither sex has more or less blame.

[The Choosey begger]

All i'm gonna say girls, avoid that one friend who's been single her whole life. She doesn't wanna see you in a relationship, misery loves company.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by atxgt3

Honestly it's better to be alone than to settle. I'm a guy and I'm as picky as many guys accuse women of being, but it's because I've tried to settle and was miserable. Now I know better what I want and what I don't want.

Settling is a strong word, I mean after I realized my true love wasn't going to come for me, I had to let go and find an other. Who knew humphrey bogart had died already?

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You sound jaded. I've seen plenty of amazing men fall for women that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but a lot of women don't believe in settling which can lead to keeping a man until someone better comes along.

This tends to make some men bitter.

It's a vicious cycle and neither sex has more or less blame.

And nobody is getting laid.