[007e92]

im in love with a strippa

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by Scarecrows25

Except there's a better than average chance that the girl in the library didn't spend the last 3 hours grinding on fellow library patrons.

At least, that's how it is in the libraries I go to...

i'm not trying to say strippers are clean, but some of them follow strict hygene rules, while some are just dirtay. depends on the girl.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

i'm not trying to say strippers are clean, but some of them follow strict hygene rules, while some are just dirtay. depends on the girl.

Hes an expert in stripper hygene.

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

Hes an expert in stripper hygene.

no, i'm an expert in being a customer.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

no, i'm an expert in being a consumer.

You like worn out meat?

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

You like worn out meat?

SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH CARTMAN YOU FATASS!

I'M YOUR MOM'S BEST CUSTOMER@!!

[PshhhhhMW]

eh... telling ANY girl you have a bimmer in hopes to impress them is weaksauce period. to impress a stripper is just

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

I'M YOUR MOM'S BEST CUSTOMER@!!

So you like your women hefty?

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

So you like your women hefty?

cartman's mom isn't hefty. i thought you'd know something about south park if you were gonna use that avtar. nevermind about that last post, it probably went whooooosh over your head.

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by PshhhhhMW

eh... telling ANY girl you have a bimmer in hopes to impress them is weaksauce period.

why the fuck do you think I'm getting a bmw!? for the safety features???

pardon my french.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

cartman's mom isn't hefty. i thought you'd know something about south park if you were gonna use that avtar. nevermind about that last post, it probably went whooooosh over your head.

Well i didnt think the second scentence was a refferance, his mom is a crack whore btw, she fits your "clean women" right?

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

why the fuck do you think I'm getting a bmw!? for the safety features???

because its better then the rest duh.

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

Well i didnt think the second scentence was a refferance, his mom is a crack whore btw, she fits your "clean women" right?

you ask a lot of questions, like a little kid should.

[BMWE90]

Originally Posted by SES_D

Why would you tell them you drive a bimmer in the first place? Not like you wanna go out with a stripper right?

+1
Dont go broadcast that you have a bimmer.

Anyhoo, they dont charge you more or less just cus you have a BMW (if you were to tell them that). You just pay them say $40 for topless, $60 for nude, etc.

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

+1
Dont go broadcast that you have a bimmer.

Anyhoo, they dont charge you more or less just cus you have a BMW (if you were to tell them that). You just pay them say $40 for topless, $60 for nude, etc.

it works differently in canada. $20 per song, 3 minutes each song, after 1 song they are topless, after 2 or 3 they are nude, after 5 songs you are breastfeeding.

[BMWE90]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

it works differently in canada. $20 per song, 3 minutes each song, after 1 song they are topless, after 2 or 3 they are nude, after 5 songs you are breastfeeding.

I need to move.

[Stephii_Rawr]

girls dont like guys that are cocky about their cars... its that or they use u for money

[schneid4323]

Yall could just um... get women without money. It works well, they start to like me, then they happen to see the car and ive got em naked in the back seat, It's a simple process. the bimmer should never be your first plan of action, well unless its on a car forum duh.

[pcoles78]

Originally Posted by BMWE90

I need to move.

move to quebec, it's $10 per song!! and the women are hotter than what we got in Ontario.

[Revlis]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

it works differently in canada. $20 per song, 3 minutes each song, after 1 song they are topless, after 2 or 3 they are nude, after 5 songs you are breastfeeding.

Time to go to Vancouver, who's with me and where do we go?

Just remember, their still mostly HO's and they are NOT "Working their Way through School."

Most of the time anyway...


Oh and they do not Like you, they think you're a scumbag and they just want your money.

Now then, carry on gotta support them singles Mom's, Trailers are expensive!!! God Bless the Pole Polishers...

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by Revlis

Time to go to Vancouver, who's with me and where do we go?

Ill go, bud is legal!

[Scarecrows25]

Originally Posted by pcoles78

why the fuck do you think I'm getting a bmw!? for the safety features???

pardon my french.

That, or another acceptable answer is "it's one of the best-driving cars out there." Instead, your inference that the BMW will impress your friends or help you pick up strippers is exactly the kind of douche-bag attitude that gives BMW owners a bad name.

(And for the record, I bought mine in spite of the fact that it's a BMW, not because of it.)