Boy a Father at 13

Jammin Jason · 02-16-2009, 04:12 PM

fuck his life! but poor kid )=

ill prolly find his post on Fmylife.com stating something like, "I got my girlfriend pregnant, I'm only 13." FML

m3pare · 02-16-2009, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jammin Jason

ill prolly find his post on Fmylife.com stating something like, "I got my girlfriend pregnant, I'm only 13." FML

hahahahaha that site is great

EMG E92 · 02-16-2009, 05:55 PM

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WTF do they feed these people over in England? The baby will probably hit puberty before the dad does at the rate he's going, and the mom looks like the illegitimate lovechild of Prince Charles and ET.

ahahah

JamesinIT · 02-16-2009, 06:00 PM

Brings new meaning to "baby daddy"

Jammin Jason · 02-16-2009, 06:12 PM

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Brings new meaning to "baby daddy"

TiAg335i · 02-16-2009, 06:53 PM

I just discovered masturbation at 12. And at that age I looked like I could have been this kids father...

Spool · 02-16-2009, 08:33 PM

has it occurred to you guys it might not be his kid? she prolly fucked around and got knocked up by some old douche...

that dude looks like he hasn't hit puberty yet, i say do a paternal test first

darkphantom · 02-16-2009, 08:40 PM

:facepalm:

Spool · 02-16-2009, 08:41 PM

and her fucking tits are huge for 15, granted she's nursing, but damn...

c0nstant · 02-16-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

and her fucking tits are huge for 15, granted she's nursing, but damn...

LOL

darkphantom · 02-16-2009, 08:42 PM

@ spool

Spool · 02-16-2009, 08:44 PM

and they got PS3, fuck that, they balling, the kid will be fine

darkphantom · 02-16-2009, 08:47 PM

^

unless he has to sell his PS3 for diapers

Spool · 02-16-2009, 08:49 PM

damn this kid is a pimp tho, when i was 13 i was still playing with GI Joes and this dude is playing with vaginas...

darkphantom · 02-16-2009, 08:53 PM

no, he's playing with Frankenstein's ex-bride

Spool · 02-16-2009, 08:54 PM

haha yeah she's kinda gross, but when ur 13, you have the hormones of an African Lion, you don't know what fugly is, you just want to stick ur penis somewhere...

number335 · 02-16-2009, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

damn this kid is a pimp tho, when i was 13 i was still playing with GI Joes and this dude is playing with vaginas...

Speaking of clams (vaginas), what ever happened with your pearl?

magmd · 02-16-2009, 09:21 PM

2 other boys now saying they hit it also....and now one of them might actually be the father.

Richard Goodsell

Tyler Barker

DougLikesBMW · 02-16-2009, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Spool

and they got PS3, fuck that, they balling, the kid will be fine

the ps3 controllers aren't even turned on...staged shot ftl lol

Sam12345 · 02-16-2009, 09:55 PM

WTF! the girl is HUGE!! and hideous

and the boy looks like he is 6. jesus

Spool · 02-16-2009, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by number335

Speaking of clams (vaginas), what ever happened with your pearl?

i haven't gotten it appraised yet, been busy lately...i'll go soon, i'll make a thread

radix · 02-16-2009, 10:09 PM

According to BBC World News the other night, she was banging 8-10 different guys.

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02-16-2009, 08:44 PM	#34
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02-16-2009, 08:54 PM	#38
Spool ****** 603 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	haha yeah she's kinda gross, but when ur 13, you have the hormones of an African Lion, you don't know what fugly is, you just want to stick ur penis somewhere... __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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