Help: Is she psycotic?

iatacs19 · 07-16-2008, 01:12 PM

WTF of all the apes orangutans are the ugliest ones. HAHA

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Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by iatacs19

WTF of all the apes orangutans are the ugliest ones. HAHA

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GreenThree · 07-16-2008, 02:00 PM

Dont do it! If you dont feed him on time, he will rip your arms off

jaiman · 07-16-2008, 02:01 PM

It would be a seriously bad idea to keep one as a pet. If it gets mad it can pull your arm out of the socket with a quick yank. I can't even imagine its legal, aren't they endangered?

Your gf is crazy.

Edit: Jesus! according to wikipedia males can stand 5'9" and weigh 260 pounds!

Brunotheboxer · 07-16-2008, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiemyster

My girl and i got into a big arguement. She wants a pet orangutan. you know, the monkey.

now. she is dead serious about it. my arguement is that only truly psycotic people or someone with large mental impairment would desire such a pet. am i right? i mean, she is crazy, btw.... but i love her to death. help me out here. what do you think? i voted yes.

Run The Fuck Away Now!

rce90 · 07-16-2008, 02:17 PM

Man people these days will do anything and use anything to stand out from the crowd. Pretty shallow if you ask me. That's just IMO.

Ru$$ell · 07-16-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by satakal

just get her pregnant. If she wants a primate.... make one, don't buy one.

LOL

man,i think she's nuts

BoostedBMW · 07-16-2008, 03:15 PM

I don't think she's crazy, but an orangatan is really not a practical pet at all. Just the sheer size of one and the encolosure that it would need along with the amount of money that you would need to drop on food for it would be crazy, not to mention the fact that it is a few hundred pounds and could man handle you if it wanted to.

For the longest time I wanted a capuchin as a pet, but having any type of primate for private ownership is banned in NY so I could never get one. Since I moved to NC I have been looking into either geting a bobcat or a canadian lynx kitten, but NC recently passed some BS laws requiring a USDA license since some idiot had a tiger chained in their backyard and it mauled their nephew... retards. So, yeah, I can see where she is coming from, but you need to realize that it will take a lot of time and resources to give an orangatan a half way decent life as a pet. Just tell her to get a capuchin instead... its still very intelligent and it can't break you in half.

Couch · 07-16-2008, 03:26 PM

Tell her to lay off the weed.

simp0man · 07-16-2008, 03:33 PM

I don't know oragutangs reminds me of oldmen. Take her to a retirement home first to see if she likes it.

Fartpimpson · 07-16-2008, 03:37 PM

DasBoost · 07-16-2008, 04:35 PM

They say on the whole orangutans do not attack people but, having said that, it is not entirely uncommon for both males and females to be aggresive. Like BITTING YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF!
How are you going to roll w/ no fingers???
Plus ALL Monkeys fling poo ALL the time. (I dont think you want poo in yo face)
Dude just take her to the zoo twice a week and call it a day! No?

gonzo · 07-16-2008, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MadDog

WTF ?? Yep, your gf is very strange.....

Nahh...every ones doing it.
This guy/girl isn't strange.

And to answer the OP's question. Find me one that isn't....eventually.

gonzo · 07-16-2008, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

Run The Fuck Away Now!

..man, I mean like

GreenThree · 07-16-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BoostedBMW

I don't think she's crazy, but an orangatan is really not a practical pet at all. Just the sheer size of one and the encolosure that it would need along with the amount of money that you would need to drop on food for it would be crazy, not to mention the fact that it is a few hundred pounds and could man handle you if it wanted to.

For the longest time I wanted a capuchin as a pet, but having any type of primate for private ownership is banned in NY so I could never get one. Since I moved to NC I have been looking into either geting a bobcat or a canadian lynx kitten, but NC recently passed some BS laws requiring a USDA license since some idiot had a tiger chained in their backyard and it mauled their nephew... retards. So, yeah, I can see where she is coming from, but you need to realize that it will take a lot of time and resources to give an orangatan a half way decent life as a pet. Just tell her to get a capuchin instead... its still very intelligent and it can't break you in half.

Dude, a bobcat??? That thing could scratch/bite your face off!

gonzo · 07-16-2008, 04:52 PM

If she is "open" minded, just rent of these now and then. You could both enjoy your new pet.
But that's just me.

skierman64 · 07-16-2008, 05:00 PM

This is the funniest thread I've read in a while...thanks folks.

You'll also need a motorcycle and you could drive around like Clint Eastwood in "Every which Way But Loose". "Left turn Clyde".

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 09:41 PM

she wont accept what im trying to tell her. i swear when i show her this thread in response to her madness, she probably wont speak to me for at LEAST 2 weeks. fuck. should never have gotten onto that topic with her. fuck.

TK-421 · 07-16-2008, 09:45 PM

that orangutan looks like split ass-cheeks

Kiemyster · 07-16-2008, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by news 4 u

that orangutan looks like split ass-cheeks

for real.... lol

Davinhci · 07-17-2008, 12:13 AM

yeah

Kiemyster · 07-17-2008, 10:40 PM

i guess... im fucked

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