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      12-13-2016, 12:14 PM   #43957
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      12-13-2016, 12:15 PM   #43958
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      12-13-2016, 12:15 PM   #43959
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Anytime you wanna come on down and get that whipping......red shoes.
I'd race that pig on my neighbors daughters pedal bike.
And probably win
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I'd race that pig on my neighbors daughters pedal bike.
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Are you suggesting that Axius is intimately familiar with riding girls bikes....
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      12-13-2016, 12:44 PM   #43961
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Are you suggesting that Axius is intimately familiar with riding girls bikes....
Mr Tonka is intimately familiar with riding girl bikes. Bimmette, Biorin, Lups, etc.
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And probably win
Just because I like you, I'd probably lose on purpose.

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Are you suggesting that Axius is intimately familiar with riding girls bikes....
This isn't information that's off the records. I know it, you know it, everybody know it.
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      12-13-2016, 01:55 PM   #43963
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Just because I like you, I'd probably lose on purpose.

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Are you suggesting that Axius is intimately familiar with riding girls bikes....
This isn't information that's off the records. I know it, you know it, everybody know it.
I recall something about Axius riding girls on bikes.....or riding girls who like bikes....I don't remember.
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      12-13-2016, 02:08 PM   #43964
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I'm in LA this week and saw three BMW test cars while out on a bike ride this morning. My life is complete! Hard to tell what they were between camouflage and trying not to veer off a cliff into the ocean, but guessing 3 series, M5, and either X3 or X5.
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I recall something about Axius riding girls on bikes.....or riding girls who like bikes....I don't remember.
Noooooooo dumdum! I teach the girls to ride MY bike so I can bear hug them from behind and be the big spoon!

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I'm in LA this week and saw three BMW test cars while out on a bike ride this morning. My life is complete! Hard to tell what they were between camouflage and trying not to veer off a cliff into the ocean, but guessing 3 series, M5, and either X3 or X5.
Maybe it was the elusive new X2...., DUNDUNDUNNNNN
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Tarek and Christina from Flip or Flop on HGTV are splitting up. OMG right

The incident that supposedly sparked them separating months ago involved him taking a handgun with him in his backpack to go on a hike, which apparently made a girlfriend of his wife's uncomfortable. So she told Christina to leave the house and call the police because he could be suicidal or dangerous, despite giving no indication of either. They sent a police helicopter to find him on the trail! Sounds like they needed something to point to for them separating.
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Good, maybe she'll finally start responding to all those dick pics from over the past year and a half, fucking cunt.
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Tarek and Christina from Flip or Flop on HGTV are splitting up. OMG right

The incident that supposedly sparked them separating months ago involved him taking a handgun with him in his backpack to go on a hike, which apparently made a girlfriend of his wife's uncomfortable. So she told Christina to leave the house and call the police because he could be suicidal or dangerous, despite giving no indication of either. They sent a police helicopter to find him on the trail! Sounds like they needed something to point to for them separating.
some women can be so scandalous smh
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      12-13-2016, 03:18 PM   #43970
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I'm in LA this week and saw three BMW test cars while out on a bike ride this morning. My life is complete! Hard to tell what they were between camouflage and trying not to veer off a cliff into the ocean, but guessing 3 series, M5, and either X3 or X5.
What kind of bike?


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I'm in LA this week and saw three BMW test cars while out on a bike ride this morning. My life is complete! Hard to tell what they were between camouflage and trying not to veer off a cliff into the ocean, but guessing 3 series, M5, and either X3 or X5.
What kind of bike?


One with wheels and gears?
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Tarek and Christina from Flip or Flop on HGTV are splitting up. OMG right

The incident that supposedly sparked them separating months ago involved him taking a handgun with him in his backpack to go on a hike, which apparently made a girlfriend of his wife's uncomfortable. So she told Christina to leave the house and call the police because he could be suicidal or dangerous, despite giving no indication of either. They sent a police helicopter to find him on the trail! Sounds like they needed something to point to for them separating.
I've heard rumors that they were very full of themselves and awful to work with.
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I've heard rumors that they were very full of themselves and awful to work with.
I could see that. She seems like a Hollywood princess to me, wants it all, not grounded in reality. He seems too dramatic like the sky is falling on every job and needs a few Xanax to make it through every episode. Maybe that's the producers' doing, I don't know.
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My bad - I meant Zed3 electro-plated neon red
You know what ASB, I'M KEEPING THE WHEELS BECAUSE YOU HATE THEM!
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Anytime you wanna come on down and get that whipping......red shoes.
We'll see what happens come spring time. I'm debating about getting Dorthy some boost. Might be interesting since there is a 1,000 pound delta between Dorthy and Piggy
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Yellow calippers and red rims...double gay imo.
Putting an M in front of 435...triple gay.
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I'm not even mad!
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My bad - I meant Zed3 electro-plated neon red
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Anytime you wanna come on down and get that whipping......red shoes.
We'll see what happens come spring time. I'm debating about getting Dorthy some boost. Might be interesting since there is a 1,000 pound delta between Dorthy and Piggy
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Yellow calippers and red rims...double gay imo.
Putting an M in front of 435...triple gay.
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I'm not even mad!
And, isn't Dorthy missing a letter O in there somewhere??

ASBSECU E93 can be Toto...

Miss Piggy can be... I dunno... She can be on a diet for starters...
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I'm in LA this week and saw three BMW test cars while out on a bike ride this morning. My life is complete! Hard to tell what they were between camouflage and trying not to veer off a cliff into the ocean, but guessing 3 series, M5, and either X3 or X5.
What kind of bike?


One with wheels and gears?
Why are you asking me if it had pedals and gears?

Off road or on road?
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One with wheels and gears?
I hope with brakes too ..

And of course with a saddle as well...
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