Tinder/Dating Apps

smoosh · 07-08-2016, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

so that's what you're into ..

Yes, grimmey. I'm into soaking wet vaginas. I'd hope you are too.

Beartato · 07-08-2016, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I mean honestly. It's like;

"Oh hey, I know we literally just met, I don't know if you have a kid or not nor do I know what your lifestyle entails because we haven't even been close to living together, but I want you to know I'm thinking about having your babies."

Someone's gotta be dumb enough to fall for it, na mean?

Sara · 07-08-2016, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Naz24

Psh, i live 2 min from the Short Hills Mall; look it up-- would tickle your fancy....

You would need to throw out that boston redsox gear, though

Get down on one knee

grimlock · 07-08-2016, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Yes, grimmey. I'm into soaking wet vaginas. I'd hope you are too.

dude, they are hoes.. they dirtier than Verb's toilet after 1yr of non washing
you can do better than that.

Beartato · 07-08-2016, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

dude, they are hoes.. they dirtier than Verb's toilet after 1yr of non washing
you can do better than that.

Virginity confirmed.

Axius · 07-08-2016, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Beartato

Someone's gotta be dumb enough to fall for it, na mean?

Touche, might as well find a desperate blonde looking for a husband that you can pump and dump once you find out they have a kid of their own.

Naz24 · 07-08-2016, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

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Originally Posted by Naz24

Psh, i live 2 min from the Short Hills Mall; look it up-- would tickle your fancy....

You would need to throw out that boston redsox gear, though

Get down on one knee

Ambitious. Only for the right girl. And a girl who won't scrape the rims on my M3

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Really? I was kind of excited for the open bar.

Sara, here's my RSVP: 1 - silvergray545

Got damn you!!!

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Got damn you!!!

grimlock · 07-08-2016, 12:28 PM

So, the conclusion is.. Sara and some dude got laid.. and that's it.

EALm4 · 07-08-2016, 12:36 PM

meh

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 12:38 PM

Tranny.

Axius · 07-08-2016, 12:40 PM

Tranny for sure, second pic has all the right signs.

silvergray545 · 07-08-2016, 12:40 PM

Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 12:42 PM

I'm blown away by the last 3-4 pages , is this real ?
No wait ...Probably I have hallucinations

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm blown away by the last 3-4 pages , is this real ?
No wait ...Probably I have hallucinations

Not enough lotion?

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Men who want to settle down and make them! He isn't getting any younger!

I'm sure..I could make them as well .
Not sure about settle down .

smoosh · 07-08-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?

Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Not enough lotion?

What lotion do you mean ?

///M Power-Belgium · 07-08-2016, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Tranny.

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Originally Posted by Axius

Tranny for sure, second pic has all the right signs.

Yep , she has a dick !

Verbiage · 07-08-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far

Lots of them don't log in for days at a time. Just give it a couple days.

She'll/he'll/it'll probably respond to you during a drunken stupor.

grimlock · 07-08-2016, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Hah! I chickened out. Sent her like some half-assed message, not hoping for a reply. Nothing so far

haha.. too strong man, you off as a ennie wenie man with ED

reminds me of the time i sent "hey"

07-08-2016, 12:28 PM	#4366
grimlock Colonel 723 Rep 2,003 Posts Drives: F10 N52B30@255PS Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hong Kong iTrader: (0)	So, the conclusion is.. Sara and some dude got laid.. and that's it.
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07-08-2016, 12:36 PM	#4367
EALm4 Colonel 3386 Rep 2,009 Posts Drives: SO 16' M4 Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Baltimore iTrader: (1)	meh Attached Images
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07-08-2016, 12:38 PM	#4368
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3650 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Tranny. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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07-08-2016, 12:40 PM	#4369
Axius Banned 4205 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Tranny for sure, second pic has all the right signs.
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07-08-2016, 12:40 PM	#4370
silvergray545 Skittles, OT OG 2348 Rep 649 Posts Drives: Lots of M cars Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH iTrader: (1) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 ZCP [0.00] 2000 BMW M Roadster [0.00] 2004 BMW M3 [0.00] 2014 VW GLI [0.00]	Speaking of trannies, smoosh what's up bro? She got a dick or nah?
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///M Power-Belgium General 72556 Rep 27,052 Posts Drives: ///M3-E92-DCT Silverstone II Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	I'm blown away by the last 3-4 pages , is this real ? No wait ...Probably I have hallucinations __________________ "MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS THE 2021+2022+2023+2024 F1 WORLD CHAMPION - #UnLeashTheLion - BPM DEV-Tune & DCT Software-Tune & Servotronic & coding ///Alpine HID Angeleyes ///Oem.exhaust mod.
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