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      07-08-2016, 12:01 PM   #4335
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for Sara. she's worth it..
Oh you want me to marry Sara?

I don't think Sara would last long if she had to move up here to Cleveland.
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      07-08-2016, 12:01 PM   #4336
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hmm 1)pawn your kid 2)get him in a coma and lie about how long he was in it for
He was so sweet this AM. FaceTiming me on his way to work. He was smiling and I asked him what he was thinking about and he said he was thinking about babies 🙈🙈🙈. If all goes well tonight, we'll probably get married on the second date. Open bar, all of OT is invited
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Oh you want me to marry Sara?

I don't think Sara would last long if she had to move up here to Cleveland.
Do you have Chanel and Valentino within walking distance??
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      07-08-2016, 12:02 PM   #4338
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He was so sweet this AM. FaceTiming me on his way to work. He was smiling and I asked him what he was thinking about and he said he was thinking about babies ������. If all goes well tonight, we'll probably get married on the second date. Open bar, all of OT is invited
Jesus Christ woman, this made me cringe.
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      07-08-2016, 12:02 PM   #4339
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Oh you want me to marry Sara?

I don't think Sara would last long if she had to move up here to Cleveland.
does anyone have to force you to?

you're a man, right? you have a gun, you can protect her
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Do you have Chanel and Valentino within walking distance??
This is exactly why I said she wouldn't last long.

Walking distance? No. Driving distance? Yes.
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      07-08-2016, 12:04 PM   #4341
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Who the fuck says their thinking about babies...,
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does anyone have to force you to?

you're a man, right? you have a gun, you can protect her
I am a man and I do have guns. Valid points. LOL
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Who the fuck says their thinking about babies...,
Men who want to settle down and make them! He isn't getting any younger!
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He was so sweet this AM. FaceTiming me on his way to work. He was smiling and I asked him what he was thinking about and he said he was thinking about babies 🙈🙈🙈. If all goes well tonight, we'll probably get married on the second date. Open bar, all of OT is invited
that's generous of you, but I rather have dow 100,000 options that expire in a week

well thats a positive for you, but really, the question is whether he can accept your sweetie.. fingers crossed for you.
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Who the fuck says their thinking about babies...,
Someone who is trying to get laid.
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Jesus Christ woman, this made me cringe.
Why?? I thought it was so sweet!
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Someone who is trying to get laid.
That's weird, never had to tell a girl I was thinking of having babies to stuff my cock in her. Times must really be changing.
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Someone who is trying to get laid.
but it was after, so it's sincere..
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Jesus Christ woman, this made me cringe.
Really? I was kind of excited for the open bar.

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Really? I was kind of excited for the open bar.

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That's weird, never had to tell a girl I was thinking of having babies to stuff my cock in her. Times must really be changing.
I've never have either, but I imagine it's a desperate way to persuade someone they don't just wanna bang for the fun of it.
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Why?? I thought it was so sweet!
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That's weird, never had to tell a girl I was thinking of having babies to stuff my cock in her. Times must really be changing.
Yeah, now all you have to do is pull your pants down and give her some nut action. Look for a puddle forming just below her if she's interested.
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Someone who is trying to get laid.
Lmfao
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      07-08-2016, 12:11 PM   #4354
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Do you have Chanel and Valentino within walking distance??
Psh, i live 2 min from the Short Hills Mall; look it up-- would tickle your fancy....

You would need to throw out that boston redsox gear, though
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I've never have either, but I imagine it's a desperate way to persuade someone they don't just wanna bang for the fun of it.
I mean honestly. It's like;

"Oh hey, I know we literally just met, I don't know if you have a kid or not nor do I know what your lifestyle entails because we haven't even been close to living together, but I want you to know I'm thinking about having your babies."
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Yeah, now all you have to do is pull your pants down and give her some nut action. Look for a puddle forming just below her if she's interested.
so that's what you're into ..
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