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      11-17-2016, 10:27 AM   #43099
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lol can't believe men actually drink that, bro.
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      11-17-2016, 10:36 AM   #43100
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So is Apple crown.
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      11-17-2016, 10:52 AM   #43101
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      11-17-2016, 10:56 AM   #43102
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I mean, I guess the bottle looks cool?


Rather have a [girly] color and a real transmission than be caught drinking some female shit TBH.


But that's just me, rather be an alien whole time.
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      11-17-2016, 10:58 AM   #43103
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      11-17-2016, 10:59 AM   #43104
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Aliens don't need alcohol.



Did you figure out the protein beer yet.
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      11-17-2016, 11:03 AM   #43105
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Yep I just put a can of tuna in each beer i drink
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Doesn't sound terrible.
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That's always been the focus. Prolonging it is the trick
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So is Apple crown.
I am very active in my local feminist members club, thank you very much.
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Today was leg day, I feel like bambi...
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Today is belly day. Will be filled with mexican food and dos equis.
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Does this mean no more shirtless vacation photos of you (just asking for a friend )
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@shoei asked me this question after he drove past the city limits last week and was lost in the 'wilderness' for a couple hours

Apparently - he doesn't get out (of the city) much
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Today is belly day. Will be filled with mexican food and dos equis.
Boom! I feel like its friday :/
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Damn, I can't remember the last time I had a fresh picked corndog. Buddies house in elementary school had some out front. Delicious.
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@shoei asked me this question after he drove past the city limits last week and was lost in the 'wilderness' for a couple hours

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As the resident Grand Pa.....can you say, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" just once for us?!?!

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As the resident Grand Pa.....can you say, "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" just once for us?!?!

Let me do that first as one of the surely oldest overseas member...

GET THE FUQ OFF MY LAWN!

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I'm just gonna call you Hilary Clinton from here on out with all your lies...
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