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      07-07-2016, 07:04 PM   #4225
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      07-07-2016, 07:43 PM   #4228
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I already used my super like for the day. But I fucked up because with this one, satisfaction is guaranteed.
COMEDY CLASS WORKING ALREADY BRUH.
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      07-07-2016, 08:11 PM   #4229
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      07-07-2016, 08:18 PM   #4230
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This morning when I was pumping gas, there was a super sexy 24 year old with a VERY short dress going through her trunk and reaching for stuff. I kid you not, her dress got pulled over her buttcheeks, and she had an unnoticeable thong on. Wow. I've been horny as fuck all day, guys hahah
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This morning when I was pumping gas, there was a super sexy 24 year old with a VERY short dress going through her trunk and reaching for stuff. I kid you not, her dress got pulled over her buttcheeks, and she had an unnoticeable thong on. Wow. I've been horny as fuck all day, guys hahah
Did you make conversation? You're good at age identification. Lol
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      07-07-2016, 08:21 PM   #4232
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This legit made my teeth hurt. BayMoWe335 could you recommend a good...er...orthopedist?
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Did you make conversation? You're good at age identification. Lol
Didn't get a chance, she hopped in and drove off while I was still mesmerized haha

Bro, if she even gave me one quick glance, I swear to Christ, I would've busted in my pants haha I was wired on that booty
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Did you make conversation? You're good at age identification. Lol
Didn't get a chance, she hopped in and drove off while I was still mesmerized haha

Bro, if she even gave me one quick glance, I swear to Christ, I would've busted in my pants haha I was wired on that booty
Damn! I need to see more of those. DMV got all the...undesirable ratchets.
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This morning when I was pumping gas, there was a super sexy 24 year old with a VERY short dress going through her trunk and reaching for stuff. I kid you not, her dress got pulled over her buttcheeks, and she had an unnoticeable thong on. Wow. I've been horny as fuck all day, guys hahah
How do you know her age?
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      07-07-2016, 08:50 PM   #4236
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WHOOoOoaaa wHoooaaaa dam her teeth are running away from her face
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Damn! I need to see more of those. DMV got all the...undesirable ratchets.
My permanent residence is in DC, there are definitely more chicks than dudes out there, just gotta find the good ones

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Just a guess lol
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Damn! I need to see more of those. DMV got all the...undesirable ratchets.
My permanent residence is in DC, there are definitely more chicks than dudes out there, just gotta find the good ones

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Just a guess lol
You'd be surprised, especially given the nightlife. Thirsty dudes literally litter the streets, it's fucking savage.
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Damn, you're in DC too? LOL.


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In all seriousness, what happened? You didn't get her a plain old regular coffee mug this time, did you?
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Really? At my visit last year in November I wouldnt confirm...but maybe my hotel was into the wrong part of the city and that there was average town
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In all seriousness, what happened? You didn't get her a plain old regular coffee mug this time, did you?
she randomly is going to a wedding with some random guy as an friend but like, in the moment that is weird as hell, because if the roles were flipped she would flip. But she told me the whole situation and I dont know a fight ensued from there because I said I cared but I actually did and it carried over into the night to make things worse and it was just KABOOOM.

I think everything is resolved now but who knows.

As far as my car, I put the JB onto it, clips seemed not to fit, I dont know what the hell happened and I got underboost codes and a CEL.

I returned everything back to normal and its fine now (i think)
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