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      11-04-2016, 02:35 PM   #42219
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I thought it was ass pics. People were sending dick pics?!


Are we even doing SS this year? If so, I want the same SS.
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Is this year's secret santa game a dick pic contest?
When do you get your car?!?!?!
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Will be (should be) close to 440 and 650 with the Snow kit.

Did you get the letter from VW yet?
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If so - VW has 10 working days from the doc acceptance date to notify owners of official acceptance and then a VW representative will start scheduling turn in appointments at the dealer you specified.
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I thought it was ass pics. People were sending dick pics?!


Are we even doing SS this year? If so, I want the same SS.
I was joking.

Nah we aren't doing it this year. Unless someone else wants to organize it.
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Is this year's secret santa game a dick pic contest?
When do you get your car?!?!?!
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I was joking.

Nah we aren't doing it this year. Unless someone else wants to organize it.
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I was joking.

Nah we aren't doing it this year. Unless someone else wants to organize it.
Aw man, I just realized I forgot to put that as a tax deduction last year.
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$2200 down the drain so my garbage has a nice place to sit.
Is that you? Nice ass btw.
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Is that you? Nice ass btw.
lol no, not me. We do have the same name though.

It's not that i'm above it, because i love doing manual labor, but at this point in my life, i don't see the need to learn the craft of concrete spreading.

This guy, while selling, excavating, prepping and spreading small concrete jobs is what he does; he must be doing it right as he shows up in a late model 740iL to do it.


Edit: He's a very cool dude and his GF is quite hot. She can't be more than 25 years old, so i'm assuming he loves to cuddle.
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He also has a very nice lat spread. Definitely lifts, bro.
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He also has a very nice lat spread. Definitely lifts, bro.
Yes, for sure. He's early 50s in age.
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I thought it was ass pics. People were sending dick pics?!


Are we even doing SS this year? If so, I want the same SS.
Girl, your SS will send you gifts any time of year. I actually found a roll of the remaining bacon wrapping paper in my closet the other day.

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Didn't we already do that last year?
I try to block some things out of my mind...
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Yes, for sure. He's early 50s in age.
Or he's been a concrete worker for 30 years. Lifting just simulates what this dude does everyday.
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Or he's been a concrete worker for 30 years. Lifting just simulates what this dude does everyday.
Bro, do you even lift, bro?
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Bro, do you even lift, bro?
Not particularly. Mostly just burritos and beers from the table to my mouth.
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Not particularly. Mostly just burritos and beers from the table to my mouth.
What kind of hillbilly uses a table?!?! You better get your shit together son.


On another note, i'm waiting for the concrete guy to leave so i can go draw boob and a penis in the concrete before it drys. Also thinking of writing "For a good time, call Axius at 555-555-8008"
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