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      06-15-2016, 01:39 PM   #397
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I saw. I conquered. I came.

Edit: We should have a haiku contest on this topic.
I conquered. I came. Shirt smelled.
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      06-15-2016, 01:39 PM   #398
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Party at friend's house.
I came on his dad's work shirt.
No more eye contact.


I win!
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      06-15-2016, 01:41 PM   #399
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Party at friend's house.
I came on his dad's work shirt.
No more eye contact.


I win!
@natedog7700 this was your story. This was brilliant.
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      06-15-2016, 01:42 PM   #400
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Party at friend's house.
I came on his dad's work shirt.
No more eye contact.


I win!
@natedog7700 this was your story. This was brilliant.
Do they still teach haikus in school nowadays? Hmm
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      06-15-2016, 01:45 PM   #401
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@natedog7700 this was your story. This was brilliant.
Yeah yeah... Lol
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      06-15-2016, 02:03 PM   #402
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Do they still teach haikus in school nowadays? Hmm
It's been 36 years since I wrote my 7/7 haiku in Honors English that earned the class a party the next day.

The mighty river
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to endless abyss
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Do they still teach haikus in school nowadays? Hmm
It's been 36 years since I wrote my 7/7 haiku in Honors English that earned the class a party the next day.
Let's hear it.
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      06-15-2016, 02:07 PM   #404
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Let's hear it.
here is mine.

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Let's hear it.
here is mine.

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Beautiful but.... yawn. That put me to sleep
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      06-15-2016, 02:09 PM   #406
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here is mine.

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That


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Beautiful but.... yawn. That put me to sleep
I wrote it in sixth grade. The teacher liked it. The students liked the party the next day.
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      06-15-2016, 02:13 PM   #408
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I wrote it in sixth grade. The teacher liked it. The students liked the party the next day.
dang, I didn't write any until 10th grade
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Beautiful but.... yawn. That put me to sleep
I wrote it in sixth grade. The teacher liked it. The students liked the party the next day.
Ah ok, considering it was before the internet existed and you couldn't plagiarize...
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I thought he invented the internet in 6th at a party, after writing amazing haiku that created said party
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dang, I didn't write any until 10th grade
You didn't go to the ivy league elementary school that I went to.
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Ah ok, considering it was before the internet existed and you couldn't plagiarize...
Sixth grade was 2007.

Eww, are you people really that old?

Oh yea, you guys probably just heard of something called Facebook.
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IS API an acronym for Accountability Process Improvement? We shortened it to just PI because we couldn't spell A, eh.
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Sixth grade was 2007.

Eww, are you people really that old?

Oh yea, you guys probably just heard of something called Facebook.
It's been 36 years since I wrote

#whippersnappers


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Ah ok, considering it was before the internet existed and you couldn't plagiarize...
Sixth grade was 2007.

Eww, are you people really that old?

Oh yea, you guys probably just heard of something called Facebook.
Nooo I was in kindergarten in 2007.

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It's been 36 years since I wrote my 7/7 haiku in Honors English that earned the class a party the next day.

The mighty river
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to endless abyss
You guys are over my head on this one. Only took English 3 years in high school
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Let's hear it.
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