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1MOREMOD · 10-25-2016, 08:18 PM

Can't I just use my penis to rack my shotgun don't like my penis touching my beer it gets greedy

Mr Tonka · 10-25-2016, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Can't I just use my penis to rack my shotgun don't like my penis touching my beer it gets greedy

What ever your preference. I personally don't like the knurly fore grip on my shotgun.

1MOREMOD · 10-25-2016, 10:42 PM

Pinch it in the slide would be my worry

shockin330i · 10-25-2016, 11:43 PM

That sounds painful

Aatish · 10-25-2016, 11:56 PM

You bought a Hooter's girl a vibrating crotch thingy.

shockin330i · 10-26-2016, 03:37 AM

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You bought a Hooter's girl a vibrating crotch thingy.

It was a fun Monday night.

InternetFame · 10-26-2016, 06:37 AM

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Pizza.

Say goodbye to your arteries, for me.

Aatish · 10-26-2016, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Say goodbye to your arteries, for me.

Will do, Mr. CrossfitHuh

jtodd_fl · 10-26-2016, 08:28 AM

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Will do, Mr. CrossfitHuh

Say goodbye to fun, too.

Aatish · 10-26-2016, 08:30 AM

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Will do, Mr. CrossfitHuh

Say goodbye to fun, too.

Said goodbye to that a long time ago...maybe I'll send a post card.

InternetFame · 10-26-2016, 08:31 AM

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Will do, Mr. CrossfitHuh

Ex was actually stalking me. Had to protect posts and change the name on Twitter and IG smfh.

Aatish · 10-26-2016, 08:34 AM

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Will do, Mr. CrossfitHuh

Ex was actually stalking me. Had to protect posts and change the name on Twitter and IG smfh.

Aatish · 10-26-2016, 08:41 AM

Audi is quitting LeMans...fuck

RJ_ · 10-26-2016, 09:28 AM

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Audi is quitting LeMans...fuck

Dieselgate related?

Banana Hammock · 10-26-2016, 09:35 AM

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Ex was actually stalking me. Had to protect posts and change the name on Twitter and IG smfh.

You can't hide forever. That level of crazy is unstoppable.

InternetFame · 10-26-2016, 09:37 AM

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You can't hide forever. That level of crazy is unstoppable.

Like bro she texted me about something I tweeted and then called, she's not used to going cold turkey without me since I usually reach back out to her when she's upset.

I'm not interested in being upset anymore, though. If we're separated, then we're separated. She was going to drive me up to PA to pick up the F80 next month, too. Had to make alternate plans.

Aatish · 10-26-2016, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

Dieselgate related?

They're saying it ain't, but I'm pretty sure it played a part.

Banana Hammock · 10-26-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Like bro she texted me about something I tweeted and then called, she's not used to going cold turkey without me since I usually reach back out to her when she's upset.

I'm not interested in being upset anymore, though. If we're separated, then we're separated. She was going to drive me up to PA to pick up the F80 next month, too. Had to make alternate plans.

InternetFame · 10-26-2016, 09:46 AM

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Exactly!

silvergray545 · 10-26-2016, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Like bro she texted me about something I tweeted and then called, she's not used to going cold turkey without me since I usually reach back out to her when she's upset.

I'm not interested in being upset anymore, though. If we're separated, then we're separated. She was going to drive me up to PA to pick up the F80 next month, too. Had to make alternate plans.

I hope you won't need those snow tires next month.

shockin330i · 10-26-2016, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by InternetFame

Like bro she texted me about something I tweeted and then called, she's not used to going cold turkey without me since I usually reach back out to her when she's upset.

I'm not interested in being upset anymore, though. If we're separated, then we're separated. She was going to drive me up to PA to pick up the F80 next month, too. Had to make alternate plans.

Women....

silvergray545 · 10-26-2016, 11:12 AM

Paging MKSixer. You still alive out there!?

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