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      07-07-2016, 03:06 PM   #4093
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      07-07-2016, 03:07 PM   #4094
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yes Sir.. you'll be my lawyer when the rape charges come in?
Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?
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      07-07-2016, 03:07 PM   #4095
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      07-07-2016, 03:07 PM   #4096
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I have a van you can borrow with ice cream pictures on the side?
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      07-07-2016, 03:08 PM   #4097
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Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?
what else would i need a lawyer for?

okay perhaps i should add FALSE accusations of rape.. you know, ask Aat, I'm sure he has retainer for these things
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I have a van you can borrow with ice cream pictures on the side?
you're not concerned Uncle W. is going to want it back?
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Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.
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Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?
Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.
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      07-07-2016, 03:12 PM   #4100
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Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.
You called him ugly?! F87LUV
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what else would i need a lawyer for
Oh, I don't know, traffic citations maybe, possession of marijuana, Chapter 11, real estate sale...

We do more than just babysit 35 year old Asians, and legally advise them not to rape women, you know...
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Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.

Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.
She called you ugly?! How dare she! You are a handsome young man. (relatively handsome)
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Oh, I don't know, traffic citations maybe, possession of marijuana, Chapter 11, real estate sale...

We do more than just babysit 35 year old Asians, and legally advise them not to rape women, you know...
yah if u don't end up in the slammer first, lol by the time you're done i'd have kids (optimistically speaking)
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Oh, I don't know, traffic citations maybe, possession of marijuana, Chapter 11, real estate sale...

We do more than just babysit 35 year old Asians, and legally advise them not to rape women, you know...
You're an attorney? Nice!
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She called you ugly?! How dare she! You are a handsome young man. (relatively handsome)

No homo.
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Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.
i dunno, maybe FRA (false rape accusations) are the female opposite of Verb's conning women into bed...

i'm suspectible, cuz too honest
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You're an attorney? Nice!

FTFY

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Hmm I forgot that Smoosh did a phone interview with me a long time ago.
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Damn it, Verb. Don't blow her ego up. She doesn't deserve it after she called me ugly.
You called him ugly?! F87LUV
Other way around. He just wants your sympathy.
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Rape? RAPE?! Who said anything about rape? Why is rape always the first thing on your mind?
Yeah grimmy, that's not cool.
Don't worry. He already knocked me down- just in case.
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Hmm I forgot that Smoosh did a phone interview with me a long time ago.
SHHHH!! Tara dammit

We both know what happened after that phone call
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Hmm I forgot that Smoosh did a phone interview with me a long time ago.
SHHHH!! Tara dammit
Haha. I'll have to re-listen when I'm off the beach.
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Other way around. He just wants your sympathy.
WHAT!? LIAR!! You said I wasn't worth your time!
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Don't worry. He already knocked me down- just in case.
Atta boy, Verbiage.
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Last 2 chicks I dated had nice eyebrows. They were nice, until they cheated. They were Indian.

Current chick also has nice eyebrows. She's Armenian. She is a sweetie.

Tried dabbling with other non Indian chicks. One had OK eyebrows. She was a mess.

Spanish chick I ducked with also had nice eyebrows. She was also crazy.
She's a sweetie or literally "sweetie"?
Both
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