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      07-07-2016, 02:32 PM   #4071
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What is this true love thing you speak of?



Gotta remember to stop swiping on the shitter at work. Hour away up near the VA border, then when I get home some of the girls be like 150 miles away...,
True love ?

True love is actually BS my friend , it's all about our hormones and our hormones are responsible for lust ..
So...True love = Lust !
Amen...
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      07-07-2016, 02:35 PM   #4072
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I like them to have some definition. Super thin eyebrows look unhealthy. Nice shape is what gets my attention.

I always get asked if my eyebrows are threaded.
My friend please stop with the eyebrows !
Dang... Check that ass my friend
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      07-07-2016, 02:35 PM   #4073
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To be honest I don't mind them slightly thicker if they are well groomed. I've noticed that most Middle Eastern girls have thicker eyebrows and they are some of the most gorgeous on the planet, IMO.
Hey hey! Eyes off!
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Last 2 chicks I dated had nice eyebrows. They were nice, until they cheated. They were Indian.

Current chick also has nice eyebrows. She's Armenian. She is a sweetie.

Tried dabbling with other non Indian chicks. One had OK eyebrows. She was a mess.

Spanish chick I ducked with also had nice eyebrows. She was also crazy.
I originally read this as "dabbing" and was like WTF! I didn't know you got down like that!

I like Armenian girls. I have a lot of Serbian friends so that doesn't really fly well all the time.
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Hey hey! Eyes off!
Meh, most of them aren't into black men, anyway.


Especially not if they'll get harassed by law enforcement while we're out at dinner, or something.
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      07-07-2016, 02:39 PM   #4075
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Meh, most of them aren't into black men, anyway.


Especially not if they'll get harassed by law enforcement while we're out at dinner, or something.
stop blaming your lack of success with women on race, most of us are minorities in here..

stop acting like a thief and conning women might work
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I need someone that knows science to verify. ideliver, are you still around?
I've been with both types and didn't notice a difference in tightness.


Although that could be directly related to the girth and length of my member which seems to stretch everything, relatively, but that's neither here nor there.



We will await the input from a "scientist".
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stop blaming your lack of success with women on race, most of us are minorities in here..

stop acting like a thief and conning women might work
Maybe I'll pretend to be Asian and never sleep with another woman ever again, since that seems to be working well for you.
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I've been with both types and didn't notice a difference in tightness.


Although that could be directly related to the girth and length of my member which seems to stretch everything, relatively, but that's neither here nor there.



We will await the input from a "scientist".
He's not a scientist. He's our resident vagina expert.
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stop blaming your lack of success with women on race, most of us are minorities in here..

stop acting like a thief and conning women might work
Maybe I'll pretend to be Asian and never sleep with another woman ever again, since that seems to be working well for you.
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But but but wider thigh gaps are an indication that the cooch is immediately open for entry, whereas more narrow thigh gaps indicate resistance and dates and $$$ and feelings and shit
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But but but wider thigh gaps are an indication that the cooch is immediately open for entry, whereas more narrow thigh gaps indicate resistance and dates and $$$ and feelings and shit
The added resistance might work both ways.
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so how's your thigh gap, Bimmette?
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so how's your thigh gap, Bimmette?
Grimmey, put the doughnuts down, put the Xbox controller down, quit asking women on the internet how their thigh gaps are, and go get laid

Your pipes are so backed up, they're ready to explode
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Grimmey, put the doughnuts down, put the Xbox controller down, quit asking women on the internet how their thigh gaps are, and go get laid

Your pipes are so backed up, they're ready to explode
yes Sir.. you'll be my lawyer when the rape charges come in?
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