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To be fair, part 2,

Men have always said that being kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth. I disagree with this statement.
I have it on good authority, from a woman, that passing a kidney stone is more painful than childbirth. I have passed a kidney stone.
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However, in their defense, I must admit that no man has ever asked to be kicked twice. (Or more)
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To be fair, part 2,

Men have always said that being kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth. I disagree with this statement.

However, in their defense, I must admit that no man has ever asked to be kicked twice. (Or more)

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Riding bicycles a lot when I was a kid, my foot slipped off the pedal more than once.
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      11-04-2022, 06:02 PM   #40089
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To be fair, part 2,

Men have always said that being kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth. I disagree with this statement.

However, in their defense, I must admit that no man has ever asked to be kicked twice. (Or more)

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Riding bicycles a lot when I was a kid, my foot slipped off the pedal more than once.
I think that would be the taint. Ouch!
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To be fair, part 2,

Men have always said that being kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth. I disagree with this statement.

However, in their defense, I must admit that no man has ever asked to be kicked twice. (Or more)

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I was there for my second ex-wifes 22 hour labour with my boy.....I was wearing very uncomfortable shoes so I'm here to tell you men feel pain during childbirth......might be the rum talking.
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      11-04-2022, 06:49 PM   #40091
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I think that would be the taint. Ouch!
That horizontal frame tube told me it wasn't.
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Riding bicycles a lot when I was a kid, my foot slipped off the pedal more than once.
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      11-05-2022, 10:40 AM   #40095
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To be fair, part 2,

Men have always said that being kicked in the nuts is more painful than childbirth. I disagree with this statement.

However, in their defense, I must admit that no man has ever asked to be kicked twice. (Or more)

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      11-05-2022, 10:51 AM   #40096
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Foley insertion for the win. 4 try's. Ask me how I know.
I don't need to ask you. I've inserted those catheters to both male and female patients. Normally you get a mild sedative just like a colonoscopy. Still not a pleasant procedure.
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I don't need to ask you. I've inserted those catheters to both male and female patients. Normally you get a mild sedative just like a colonoscopy. Still not a pleasant procedure.
Two days ago. No sedative - I was raw dogged. All I got was apologies and PTSD.
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Two days ago. No sedative - I was raw dogged. All I got was apologies and PTSD.
No comparison!
The female reproductive system is naturally designed for entry and exit...

Male reproductive system is designed for exit only. Do. Not. Enter!
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Lady Jane Since my ordeal is so recent and still "raw" it occurs to me that if I haven't done so previously, then I will do so now. To you and all of your colleagues worldwide I extend my sincere thanks and gratitude for everything you do to help the sick and desperate. Without you folks none of us would ever make it to 50 any more.
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No comparison!
The female reproductive system is naturally designed for entry and exit...

Male reproductive system is designed for exit only. Do. Not. Enter!
It has nothing to do with the reproductive system. it's for a bladder or urinary tract infections and allows urine to flow.
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It has nothing to do with the reproductive system. it's for a bladder or urinary tract infections and allows urine to flow.
I get it! I understood what the process is for... Just wanted to highlight the fact that women claiming that giving birth is the "more painful" than getting kicked in the testicles or in this case, getting a device inserted into the male urethra, should not be used as a comparison or measure of pain tolerance.
The vagina is designed for the insertion and of course the discharge of objects... The male urethra is only designed as an exit only.
Like you said before, males don't ask for that experience multiple times for a reason.. but women will yearn for the enter/ exist process on multiple occasions, lol
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