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      07-07-2016, 11:31 AM   #3983
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Oh I would, my friend.

But, last the 2 times I was in this position, it ended badly.
Only 2 times ?
Congrats my friend !

I lost count and think probably it was +/- 15 times for me..
But over the years I became smarter ,Ohhhh yeah my friend !
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Lol I missed this.


You know me, fighting the bad fight here, and the good fight in the thread below this one.


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Last time I dated online I met this girl and we hit it off. She was about 800mi away. We talked everyday for 2 weeks. Then she says she had a bad day. What happened.......
Her dead husband left $20m in a safe deposit box in Spain. She couldn't afford the diplomatic currier that was bringing the $20m in cash to the US. I had to laugh. Other than that's the oldest scam in computers, the money would weigh about 450lbs. That's some serious luggage. Customs would NEVER suspect anything.......right.
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LOL, not when you're trying to get a new job.



How's that coming, BTW?
Meh. That company that wanted a national tech engineer, talked to the VP and he said they didn't just a Michigan sales tech, so probably won't do that. Waiting on Cline Tool to call me now about a south east territory rep which would be nice. Other than that, gotta start digging around online.

What's been going on with you?
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Ok fine...does this work better? I'm hungry.
Do I hear Sara ?
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Ok fine...does this work better? I'm hungry.
Do I hear Sara ?
I don't know what she's after or what she's about but I make my own money. I don't need anyone to fund my life.
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Last time I dated online I met this girl and we hit it off. She was about 800mi away. We talked everyday for 2 weeks. Then she says she had a bad day. What happened.......
Her dead husband left $20m in a safe deposit box in Spain. She couldn't afford the diplomatic currier that was bringing the $20m in cash to the US. I had to laugh. Other than that's the oldest scam in computers, the money would weigh about 450lbs. That's some serious luggage. Customs would NEVER suspect anything.......right.
That's pretty fucking cray cray, young.


Some random girl from England added me on snapchat and now she sends me nude snaps. Completely random. Not even sure how she got my username.
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I don't know what she does but I make my own money. I don't need anyone to fund my life.
She's like one of those receptionists that file paperwork and cause office drama.
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Meh. That company that wanted a national tech engineer, talked to the VP and he said they didn't just a Michigan sales tech, so probably won't do that. Waiting on Cline Tool to call me now about a south east territory rep which would be nice. Other than that, gotta start digging around online.

What's been going on with you?
Next time, dude. You're a smart guy, it'll be change of pace in no time.

Same shit here, just finished my IT course, 99.6% final score. I'm a fucking beast, to say the least. Moving right along, swiping on Tinder. Muscles and erection still bulging. Life is good. I'm almost at your level.

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I don't know what she does but I make my own money. I don't need anyone to fund my life.
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That's pretty fucking cray cray, young.


Some random girl from England added me on snapchat and now she sends me nude snaps. Completely random. Not even sure how she got my username.
Hey, we're bros, right? Hook it up!
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I don't know what she does but I make my own money. I don't need anyone to fund my life.
She's like one of those receptionists that file paperwork and cause office drama.
Lol. Idk nor is it my business.
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That's pretty fucking cray cray, young.


Some random girl from England added me on snapchat and now she sends me nude snaps. Completely random. Not even sure how she got my username.
That's c5
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Only 2 times ?
Congrats my friend !

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Lol, I see you are a HARDened veteran, my friend
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Last time I dated online I met this girl and we hit it off. She was about 800mi away. We talked everyday for 2 weeks. Then she says she had a bad day. What happened.......
Her dead husband left $20m in a safe deposit box in Spain. She couldn't afford the diplomatic currier that was bringing the $20m in cash to the US. I had to laugh. Other than that's the oldest scam in computers, the money would weigh about 450lbs. That's some serious luggage. Customs would NEVER suspect anything.......right.
Bruh.
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Lol I missed this.


You know me, fighting the bad fight here, and the good fight in the thread below this one.


I swear people probably think I'm like 5 different people.
Fighting is good. Keeps you on your toes.

Verb the schizophrenic.
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Next time, dude. You're a smart guy, it'll be change of pace in no time.

Same shit here, just finished my IT course, 99.6% final score. I'm a fucking beast, to say the least. Moving right along, swiping on Tinder. Muscles and erection still bulging. Life is good. I'm almost at your level.
Yeah I ain't worried about. Something will come along at the right time, don't want to take just anything, want to do something with sustenance and secured longevity of happiness.

Good shit dude, so what's the next step? My level? Hell just become an alcoholic and you're basically there.

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Hey, we're bros, right? Hook it up!
"Hey, so I know you send me nudes and stuff and I bragged about it online and now all my friends want to see, care if I give them your snapchat?"

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Lol. Idk nor is it my business.
She cray. Like legit. And I hope she sees this.

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I know. She's the hot blonde in her avy right?
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I don't know what she does but I make my own money. I don't need anyone to fund my life.
What she does ? She checks male bank accounts

And...Ohhhh WOW !
We are the same ..

How many hours do you worked today ?
And in a week ?
Sleepless nights from work stress and burnouts as well ?
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It was weird because she was like "Uhh, do I know you?" "How the fuck am I supposed to know, you added me!" "Oh."


Cue dumb blonde in brown hair.
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"Hey, so I know you send me nudes and stuff and I bragged about it online and now all my friends want to see, care if I give them your snapchat?"
Oh so NOW you have morals.
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Verb the schizophrenic.
Fighting is "NEVER" good my friend !
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Yeah I ain't worried about. Something will come along at the right time, don't want to take just anything, want to do something with sustenance and secured longevity of happiness.

Good shit dude, so what's the next step? My level? Hell just become an alcoholic and you're basically there.
Thanks man. Sounds like that should be your approach with women.


I am an intermittent alcoholic, thank you very much.
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