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Seriously though, if your girl is as much as of a catch as you've claimed then I promise she's got no problem finding guys, she just has a problem with being too damn selective and thinking her shit don't stink.
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I have the main attractions down for sure, I'm just fishing for tips on stuff I don't know yet. I agree on hitting the north of the island and for the record, I do not hate the M2!! It's not for me, but neither is the M5 or the M6. Peter, my old ride, I didn't even like him too much, and yet I loved him to bits. My favorite car of all times (as long as I never have to see one again) is an opel. I'm currently putting new wiring to a rusty basket with my friends so we can race that against other rusty things without spending money on them (jokkis it's called here) and we all fucking love it. I'm not a snob when it comes to cars, but I do have issues with people saying someone is better for driving one and the prettier ones who are younger should step aside. Charles Darwin did a good job with his book. And I'm not writing this to piss off the women here but to make you guys to think too. Feathers and fenders are similar right?
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There is no place to go to increase your odds of meeting a "good guy". Go to the hospital to meet a Dr.... but Drs are morons when it comes to anything but doctoring. Go interview with some financial advisors, but then she may end up with someone like Fundguy. Go to where ever the engineers do what ever it is they do and then you'll end up dying of boredom or dry humor. Go find a small business owner, but then they are all egotistical jack asses. (Don't ask me how i know) What you need is a guy who's enough of a car guy to be a good driver, enough of an engineer to fabricate something to get you out of a jam, someone who's had basic first aid instruction, someone who is active and fit, who also has a knack for making a decent living. If he happens to not be heinous looking, she should suck his dick so good that he has no other choice but to propose. I hope you didn't think i was given you some real advice. I'm a dude who has whored himself out for 3rd world goats, what the hell do i know. But seriously, the dick sucking thing works. Many useless women have landed a comfy lifestyle by slobbing the right knob. I mean she's only 23 and sounds lovely, but as time passes she may want to keep that nugget in her back pocket just in case things don't pan out. Really though, I suspect all the good guys are with all the good women already. If you're a dude who's with a crappy girl, you're probably a crappy guy. If you know you're a crappy girl and are with a great guy, you are probably off the charts hot, on the crazy/hot matrix. With her being so young yet also an old soul, she may have to warm up to idea of a ready made family. It takes us guys a long time to learn from our mistakes and a recently divorced guy with kids might be the right match. She'll need an open mind, which with the height requirements, seems like she already has. P.S. Sorry about the horse wang derailment earlier. I didn't expect that either.
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After 19:00, most commercial spots open up, which makes finding a spot a lot easier. That said, if I need to go into a busy area during the day, I'll more than often take the subway.
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And when you need a car, but can't find street parking, hit the garage and slip the valet a $5 before leaving.
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(I read the main works of that era when I was nine, including darwin. I think I got it but if you feel like making sure, please let's talk about peckers. ) Charles darwin is basic biology here. You sometimes could just rely on me having a sense of humor, you know..
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I've been stuck building my friend a cottage for the weekend, I just am seriously tired. I have now a four day break so just go for it. I'll be up in three hours again Single malt. Dude it's like we ain't hair brushing buddies at all... Red while at our cabin. Otherwise not so much. You're reading me right.
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Not single old men like us belong in the ssott.
But seriously, I wouldn't date me, nor would I ever ever recommend anyone dating a person like me. So, what to say to our kids, or even worse, our siblings in the matter? My husband reads me all to well, and all of my life is perfect (if I don't go fuck it up) but I'm 34, 11 years older and I have zero advice to give. This is page 10 (not more i hope) and nobody has had anything more than tits to post? I'm telling you, we will have cats as grandkids. That'll be furry.
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Yes. Or just got home, showered, reading work stuff for tomorrow and I'll be up with the kids in two hours to send him to school and then I'll be free for 15 minutes before I have to go for a run with the dogs.
I know you have the nice guy in you, and I'm not sure why you need to be a bitch towards me, but wanna keep going? It works for me too. Edit. Tuesday at 2.30am here, so anglo is really, really right here
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My aunt and I were talking about my niece a few days ago, since we're both the "outsiders" of the family, dating/family wise...
She's actively pushing her daughter (3 year old) to be open minded about her sexual orientation. My aunt is awesome.
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