[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Axius

She'll likely just be flattered that you said something other than I'm looking at your ass.

first time i was catfished , the revulsion was real.. was polite enough to hang around to grab a bit (only her), then split in under 30mins
It's all about your state.. technique is secondary, and evolves naturally with time

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

yeah she was a visiting from China, (across the border, "one country two systems") staying BY HERSELF in a hotel .. the setup was perfect.. except she is picasso with a casio
we had set it up early in the day.. 3hrs early..i called to say i was late by 15.. she added another 30 to it, the drive is 5-10mins
she LOOKED like she had prepared that long.. but u cant put lipstick on a pig .. and really I don't think it made much a difference
so my first reaction to her is like "don't look at her/make a comment about her looks" -that's the part of me that wants to get laid talking
unfortunately, she is EXTREMELY opportunistic, she claims she is 22, i have over a dozen yrs on her.. she outplayed for sure.. but i hung in there until the 3rd quarter
HIGHLIGHT: so things aren't going that well, not terrible, but not making much headway, go to eat lunch (I pay), no conversation really.. at least I try, but bitch is really not saying ANYTHING.. I can't read this part.. I have no idea what game she is trying to play
just so happens cinema is nice door, surprisingly, she is interest, .. 16$/person wtf. we have 50mins.. she says she wants to go back to hotel to get something, to give to someone she is meeting later.
Stupidly, I agree.. fuck my car gets battery low warning for first time.. okay back to watch movie.
First time I try to put a move on her, I tell her I am going to the washroom, wait here (stop laughing see I really don't do anything at all to put her at dis-ease)
Okay, the cresendo, so movie is a funny pic, some sexy ladies .. about halfway through I start moving my hand over to her side .. it was totally telegraphed, so as to not 'shock' her.
I grab her hand, she tries to pull away I squeeze harder, she tries again.. so i let go.
Not blown out - it was expected. I didn't plan it, but I didn't expect it to work nor did I have a plan to try anything else afterward. In retrospect I think I should have tried once more, as afterwards, she was showing more emotion, laughing, putting SOME effort for once..

anyways thats about it, forget the rest its not important, although more funny bits but thats all for now

:bellyr oll

This was great!

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

:bellyr oll

that's not rapey right? legit move?

[grimlock]

Oh worse part is, I'm putting in money my storage card that pays for parking/public transport .. and bitch comes out of NOWHERE .. shoves her card to the cashier, and asks ME to put 100HKD (~13USD) in her card.
so naturally im WTF.. she says "Oh, i forgot my money." ... "It's in the hotel"
finally, i pay.. still shocked not nowing what to think

My initial reaction, is ofcourse bitch is trying to scam me for money, thinks am a chode. In retrospect, I could have one upped her and parked my car and say Im going back to her hotel room with her to get my money. (in one way of the other)

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

that's not rapey right? legit move?

Legit move. That's the only way to know whether or not they're feeling you. For a pig though, she's quite picky.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Oh worse part is, I'm putting in money my storage card that pays for parking/public transport .. and bitch comes out of NOWHERE .. shoves her card to the cashier, and asks ME to put 100HKD (~13USD) in her card.
so naturally im WTF.. she says "Oh, i forgot my money." ... "It's in the hotel"
finally, i pay.. still shocked not nowing what to think

My initial reaction, is ofcourse bitch is trying to scam me for money, thinks am a chode. In retrospect, I could have one upped her and parked my car and say Im going back to her hotel room with her to get my money. (in one way of the other)

I can't stop laughing at this.

Are you going out with her again?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Someone hit her up.


EDIT: Yes I plugged my phone in after that.

Hi, Kama Sutra is spelled thusly. It sounds like you need a bit more work before you are ready to meet me. Go to a library. Thanks.

Although, to be fair, perhaps Karma Sutra is something with which I am unfamiliar. Are you asking me to give you the fucking that you so richly deserve. If that's the case, sit tight. On my way.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Legit move. That's the only way to know whether or not they're feeling you. For a pig though, she's quite picky.

I know, WTF?
Does she sound like a major player to you?
I have never encountered this level of game from a female

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I can't stop laughing at this.

Are you going out with her again?

So the next day, she puts on her social media some crap about "If he loves you enough, he will ask do you have enough, not complain that you ask for too much etc. etc."
Then she posts she is free today, what to do?
THe day after that, I unfollowed her, when I realized what had transpired.
Then, she didn't log in again for the last 11days
bitch over played her game
don't take my niceness for a chode.
I am not a chode, and I deserved to get my dick sucked.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

So the next day, she puts on her social media some crap about "If he loves you enough, he will ask do you have enough, not complain that you ask for too much etc. etc."
Then she posts she is free today, what to do?
THe day after that, I unfollowed her, when I realized what had transpired.
Then, she didn't log in again for the last 11days
bitch over played her game
don't take my niceness for a chode.
I am not a chode, and I deserved to get my dick sucked.

Just open with this, right after "Hello".

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just open with this, right after "Hello".

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hi, Kama Sutra is spelled thusly. It sounds like you need a bit more work before you are ready to meet me. Go to a library. Thanks.

Although, to be fair, perhaps Karma Sutra is something with which I am unfamiliar. Are you asking me to give you the fucking that you so richly deserve. If that's the case, sit tight. On my way.

Dude, you are my favorite person on the Internet. Holy shit.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by grimlock

I know, WTF?
Does she sound like a major player to you?
I have never encountered this level of game from a female

This level of game.

Originally Posted by grimlock

So the next day, she puts on her social media some crap about "If he loves you enough, he will ask do you have enough, not complain that you ask for too much etc. etc."
Then she posts she is free today, what to do?
THe day after that, I unfollowed her, when I realized what had transpired.
Then, she didn't log in again for the last 11days
bitch over played her game
don't take my niceness for a chode.
I am not a chode, and I deserved to get my dick sucked.

Amen. Fat people problems.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just open with this, right after "Hello".

It's me.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

It's me.

Bitch, I'm a smack the Adele right off you... which, for obvious reasons, would not be easy.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bitch, I'm a smack the Adele right off you... which, for obvious reasons, would not be easy.

[Sara]

Great now Im paranoid. I matched this guy and he recognized my elevator selfie. Turns out he works in my same building just 4 floors up. Now Im worried he's gonna be in the same elevator as me one day. AHHHHH lol

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Great now Im paranoid. I matched this guy and he recognized my elevator selfie. Turns out he works in my same building just 4 floors up. Now Im worried he's gonna be in the same elevator as me one day. AHHHHH lol

I figured taken was appropriate...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Great now Im paranoid. I matched this guy and he recognized my elevator selfie. Turns out he works in my same building just 4 floors up. Now Im worried he's gonna be in the same elevator as me one day. AHHHHH lol

Let him know that if he's in the same elevator as you, to please make things awkward.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I figured taken was appropriate...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Let him know that if he's in the same elevator as you, to please make things awkward.

I'm just thinking that is going to be someone trying to rescue Sara soon. Cuz she gonna get ... Taken. It was highly topical, I assure you.

[leopard print]

Originally Posted by grimlock

So the next day, she puts on her social media some crap about "If he loves you enough, he will ask do you have enough, not complain that you ask for too much etc. etc."
Then she posts she is free today, what to do?
THe day after that, I unfollowed her, when I realized what had transpired.
Then, she didn't log in again for the last 11days
bitch over played her game
don't take my niceness for a chode.
I am not a chode, and I deserved to get my dick sucked.

I'm a little curious about this. Do you guys exchange social media with all the people you go on dates with from these apps? I don't. I think I've only exchanged with 2 girls, at most. I'm not a player by any means, but I feel like it would somehow come back to bite me in the ass if I happen to somehow meet someone I really like.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Great now Im paranoid. I matched this guy and he recognized my elevator selfie. Turns out he works in my same building just 4 floors up. Now Im worried he's gonna be in the same elevator as me one day. AHHHHH lol

Are we just going to ignore the fact that you took a selfie in an elevator?

HEREINMYELEVATOR.mwv

[brianeck]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Great now Im paranoid. I matched this guy and he recognized my elevator selfie. Turns out he works in my same building just 4 floors up. Now Im worried he's gonna be in the same elevator as me one day. AHHHHH lol

You should flat out say in your profile that you *may or may not be using the app for market research purposes only and that all conversations may be disclosed publicly without further notice. . . Then you don't have to worry about hurting anyone's feelings anymore, and any of the poor suckers that get on board at least have some idea of what they're dealing with.