[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

OOoooooo I love car friend weddings! When I went to my friends in MI I took pics with the bartender in the photobooth and somehow ripped the seam down the middle of my favorite CK slacks.


Gotta do weddings hard, cha mean?

Flight 101: Ear buds for music, crown royal shooters, rubber band and paper clips to shoot at people, ( 2 ) black ice little trees for the stinkys.

Now you tell me. I only had the earbuds. Missed the good stuff.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Now you tell me. I only had the earbuds. Missed the good stuff.

Keep that list for future reference. Flying sucks, so have to be prepared. Smelly Indian made me keep a little tree in the carry on. Shooters because who doesn't like drinking on a plane. Earbuds because fuck children. Hustler because it makes the person next to you really uncomfortable (but you're only reading it for the articles anyways).

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Keep that list for future reference. Flying sucks, so have to be prepared. Smelly Indian made me keep a little tree in the carry on. Shooters because who doesn't like drinking on a plane. Earbuds because fuck children. Hustler because it makes the person next to you really uncomfortable (but you're only reading it for the articles anyways).

See, you were holding out on me. Hustler eh? Do you put a little blanket over your lap and keep a hand on there just to increase your neighbor's anxiety level?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

See, you were holding out on me. Hustler eh? Do you put a little blanket over your lap and keep a hand on there just to increase your neighbor's anxiety level?

Well, it's mostly on the lap because those little air blaster things can get chilly (yes, well aware they are able to be closed).

Feeling adventurous? Use your shakeweight under the blanket so you can work out on the plane while reading your favorite magazine. Feeling classy? Change that Hustler to High Society!

[nyalpine90]

TGIF

[jtodd_fl]

God, listening to two dudes play one-upsmanship on places they've visited is so fucking boring. Blah blah blah. No
One cares. /rant

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

OOoooooo I love car friend weddings! When I went to my friends in MI I took pics with the bartender in the photobooth and somehow ripped the seam down the middle of my favorite CK slacks.


Gotta do weddings hard, cha mean?



Flight 101: Ear buds for music, crown royal shooters, rubber band and paper clips to shoot at people, ( 2 ) black ice little trees for the stinkys.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Now you tell me. I only had the earbuds. Missed the good stuff.

Originally Posted by Axius

Keep that list for future reference. Flying sucks, so have to be prepared. Smelly Indian made me keep a little tree in the carry on. Shooters because who doesn't like drinking on a plane. Earbuds because fuck children. Hustler because it makes the person next to you really uncomfortable (but you're only reading it for the articles anyways).

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

See, you were holding out on me. Hustler eh? Do you put a little blanket over your lap and keep a hand on there just to increase your neighbor's anxiety level?

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, it's mostly on the lap because those little air blaster things can get chilly (yes, well aware they are able to be closed).

Feeling adventurous? Use your shakeweight under the blanket so you can work out on the plane while reading your favorite magazine. Feeling classy? Change that Hustler to High Society!

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

God, listening to two dudes play one-upsmanship on places they've visited is so fucking boring. Blah blah blah. No
One cares. /rant

Amateurs.

I've seen them stagger on the plane at MSY still clutching the empty Hurricane glass and wearing the same clothes I'm certain they arrived in while dry heaving.

Here's what you need:
1. Gallon-sized zip lock bags. Some $h1t may come your way.
2. 2 1 foot nylon zip ties. (Listen, asshole...keep your freaking elbows on your side of the flip up arm rest or I'll lash your wrists together.
3. Lysol minis. (Spray dem fuq'rs down.)
4. Bluetooth speaker. Someone talking too loudly, connect and broadcast. I highly recommend the Beats pill. Their headphones suk but the pill is great!
5. Another Lysol mini. (More stinky's just boarded)
6. Battery powered fan. (Blow the lysol at the stinky's)
7. Baby wipes.

If you can think of anything else, please add to the list.







Just kidding. I don't need any of this crap because I only fly 1st class. Sorry.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Amateurs.

I've seen them stagger on the plane at MSY still clutching the empty Hurricane glass and wearing the same clothes I'm certain they arrived in while dry heaving.

Here's what you need:
1. Gallon-sized zip lock bags. Some $h1t may come your way.
2. 2 1 foot nylon zip ties. (Listen, asshole...keep your freaking elbows on your side of the flip up arm rest or I'll lash your wrists together.
3. Lysol minis. (Spray dem fuq'rs down.)
4. Bluetooth speaker. Someone talking too loudly, connect and broadcast. I highly recommend the Beats pill. Their headphones suk but the pill is great!
5. Another Lysol mini. (More stinky's just boarded)
6. Battery powered fan. (Blow the lysol at the stinky's)
7. Baby wipes.
8. M203 launcher with smoke grenades
9. Hot flight attendant to bang in the bathroom
10. Cocaine
11. 9 iron
12. Pumpkin Spice Latte
13. Sour Patch Kids

If you can think of anything else, please add to the list.







Just kidding. I don't need any of this crap because I only fly 1st class. Sorry.

I hope you find my additions to be acceptable.


Also, who the hell would want to fly first class, the best is to sit way in back so when the plane goes down you watch everyone die first.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hustler because it makes the person next to you really uncomfortable (but you're only reading it for the articles anyways).

Only if its the uncensored US edition
Aside from that, I prefer bigger picture books of aircraft disasters, if you got a neighbor whos biting his finger nails caused by scared-to-fly, well, if them are short enough he would continue the the feet, hehehe^^

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Only if its the uncensored US edition
Aside from that, I prefer bigger picture books of aircraft disasters, if you got a neighbor whos biting his finger nails caused by scared-to-fly, well, if them are short enough he would continue the the feet, hehehe^^

Is there a censored version? That's fucking lame.


Also..., do people really still buy porno mags? I have two, and the cover of one got mailed to one of my best friends because he likes blondes.

[nyalpine90]

i dont want to workkk

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

Is there a censored version? That's fucking lame.


Also..., do people really still buy porno mags? I have two, and the cover of one got mailed to one of my best friends because he likes blondes.

That's a true friend right there.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by RJ_

That's a true friend right there.

Just trying to do the Lord's work.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Axius

Is there a censored version? That's fucking lame.

Yeah, into Germany you only could by a european version where special delicate parts are hidden. The original version is only sealed available and more expensive...as long as you're not working here into a US facility or military

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Yeah, into Germany you only could by a european version where special delicate parts are hidden. The original version is only sealed available and more expensive...as long as you're not working here into a US facility or military

That reminds me of this Asian porn link I clicked on the other day, they blurred her vagina and stuff..., does this mean you have to pay to make the blurr go away?


Damn.

[Dang3r]

No, the chinese and other asian regions are forbid to show this details by law. They have special black channels where uncensored porn is shown. But sssshhh, dont make 'em cum out there

[Axius]

What if I make an Asian porn, do I have to follow their law out of respect, or do you plaster it all over the internet and CC Kim Jong Un?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

What if I make an Asian porn, do I have to follow their law out of respect, or do you plaster it all over the internet and CC Kim Jong Un?

I'd respectfully suggest you go with option 2 and plaster it all over their internet and CC Kim Jong Un.

It would do wonders in making the citizens of those countries realize their government really was protecting them after all by censoring in the first place.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'd respectfully suggest you go with option 2 and plaster it all over their internet and CC Kim Jong Un.

It would do wonders in making the citizens of those countries realize their government really was protecting them after all by censoring in the first place.

Well, to be fair it's not like the blurring would be censoring anything on my end because my wiener is microscopic, plus all the Asian chicks rock bushes so that's censoring on their end.


Guess uncensoring wouldn't do much to achieve my "final solution".

[08njSTEP]

US State Dept is going to spend $2.65m to help the citizens of N.Korea in learning about the world outside their border.

[08njSTEP]

But probably not porn.

[Axius]

Why don't they use the money to invest in the learning of our own nation instead?