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      09-01-2022, 02:00 PM   #39381
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      09-01-2022, 03:37 PM   #39383
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At first I thought this was Ruth's script in Ozark.
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At first I thought this was Ruth's script in Ozark.
Or one of Alfisti's posts.
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Or one of Alfisti's posts.
Fuckin eh!
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