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      07-06-2016, 05:25 PM   #3829
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Gonna take that last chick I'm talking to to this hidden private spot for lunch soon #gonnamakeherwet
You going to sneak up and push her in, or full man-handle, over the shoulder caveman style?
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      07-06-2016, 05:31 PM   #3830
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#trying to hard.
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      07-06-2016, 05:34 PM   #3831
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#trying to hard.
My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can
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      07-06-2016, 05:38 PM   #3832
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      07-06-2016, 05:38 PM   #3833
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My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can
Sounds wayy to expensive dude. But maybe it's cheaper, maybe they don't prolong it and give it up quicker?

Ehhhh, nah - they usually will string you along and see how far you're willing go to bring her to pound town.

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      07-06-2016, 05:40 PM   #3834
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      07-06-2016, 05:42 PM   #3835
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Sounds wayy to expensive dude. But maybe it cheaper, maybe they don't prolong it and give it up quicker?

Ehhhh, nah - they usually will string you along and see how far you will go to being her to poind town.
Two dates is my limit. If she's not putting out by the end of the second date, I'm out. Usually will get calls/texts from them begging to be smashed if I cut it off at the end of the second date and haven't gotten shit
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      07-06-2016, 05:51 PM   #3836
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My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can
If I didn't see the picture with the first post and only read these two quotes, I would have taken the creep award from belgium and given it to you. It bordered scary when read out of context. haha

BTW, is this the same girl that effed you over during over this past holiday weekend?
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My logic is

Impress em early on --> fuck em quick --> dump em quicker

Goal is to be as efficient as possible. Quick quick quick, just rack em up while I can
If I didn't see the picture with the first post and only read these two quotes, I would have taken the creep award from belgium and given it to you. It bordered scary when read out of context. haha

BTW, is this the same girl that effed you over during over this past holiday weekend?
FUCK no! I sent that one a sweet little text, blocked her number, and deleted her from Bumble : ain't nobody gonna mess up my Fourth of July and get a second chance

This one is the pic below. Sweet, very intelligent, attractive
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      07-06-2016, 06:00 PM   #3838
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FUCK no! I sent that one a sweet little text, blocked her number, and deleted her from Bumble : ain't nobody gonna mess up my Fourth of July and get a second chance

This one is the pic below. Sweet, very intelligent, attractive
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      07-06-2016, 06:07 PM   #3840
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Smoosh go at dusk, its the most potent time for Kara's hormones
Ah, yes indeed. Perfect scenery for a satanic ritual.

Sipsipsip hsssssss ahhh hsssssss

She might see my inner Gemini prematurely.
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Ah, yes indeed. Perfect scenery for a satanic ritual.

Sipsipsip hsssssss ahhh hsssssss

She might see my inner Gemini prematurely.
Christ, thats the last thing you/we need ( I say we because I'll be in your ear on the date)

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Hahahaha dude where you been?!
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahah broo!!!!

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5'2 is that height or circumference?
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OH FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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