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1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Dude

.

What? If it fits I stuck it. Talk about nasty ball hickies.

grimlock · 07-06-2016, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Nothing in the recent lol

make it quick, you have to be somewhere in 5 minutes?

silvergray545 · 07-06-2016, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What? If it fits I stuck it. Talk about nasty ball hickies.

I can't right now. LMAO

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 01:09 PM

Just be glad I don't have a goat

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 01:10 PM

............

1MOREMOD · 07-06-2016, 01:11 PM

Try explaining why your dick is black and blue also. Oh I hit it with a hammer.

UncleWede · 07-06-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol. Maybe. Can't spoil the fun.

So, this hotel. Is it one of the ones on the beach, or more the inland ones along the 101 by my house?

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Nothing in the recent lol

make it quick, you have to be somewhere in 5 minutes?

I actually do, so tonight my friend :b

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Originally Posted by Aatish

This one time, I was filling up gas. My friend and I were grabbing dinner, so he was chilling in the passenger seat.

A chick (6/10) and her friend (2/10) started asking about the car. 2/10 was like "you should give me a ride, I'm single". I said "I would (nope), but I have to grab dinner with my friend, and we're running late". She was like "fuck your friend, I'm a girl, you should be all over me". Or something along those lines.

I really didn't want to drag this on any longer, so I just told her I like dudes. She was mortified. My friend was laughing his ass off.

Bro.

I DGAF

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by grimlock

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Originally Posted by Aatish

This one time, I was filling up gas. My friend and I were grabbing dinner, so he was chilling in the passenger seat.

A chick (6/10) and her friend (2/10) started asking about the car. 2/10 was like "you should give me a ride, I'm single". I said "I would (nope), but I have to grab dinner with my friend, and we're running late". She was like "fuck your friend, I'm a girl, you should be all over me". Or something along those lines.

I really didn't want to drag this on any longer, so I just told her I like dudes. She was mortified. My friend was laughing his ass off.

what if it were the 6?

Bros before hoes

Aatish · 07-06-2016, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol. Maybe. Can't spoil the fun.

So, this hotel. Is it one of the ones on the beach, or more the inland ones along the 101 by my house?

By the coast. You can slumber in peace :b

UncleWede · 07-06-2016, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

By the coast. You can slumber in peace :b

Make sure the City promises to fix the damn roads leading to the hotel before you invest!

Joekerr · 07-06-2016, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

So, this hotel. Is it one of the ones on the beach, or more the inland ones along the 101 by my house?

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Originally Posted by Aatish

By the coast. You can slumber in peace :b

Well, not necessarily. Is it like this thread (dirty), or just your average run of the mill vest?

Cause if its like this thread, UncleWede might want to be checking the prevailing winds before drawing any conclusions.

Have fun with your FBI visit btw.

Axius · 07-06-2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Stop hanging out with Axius

I'm a good influence, you take that back. A good influence to make bad choices.

UncleWede · 07-06-2016, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I'm a good influence, you take that back. A good influence to make bad choices.

What's the statute in NC that starts "Contributing to the delinquency" and ends with "Bubba" ?

Taskmaster · 07-06-2016, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

That's what they all say.

'Shhh, don't worry baby, it isn't as big as it looks'

Her: 'Oh, ok....wait what?'

Axius · 07-06-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

What's the statute in NC that starts "Contributing to the delinquency" and ends with "Bubba" ?

Hubba Bubba?

I ain't no damn delinquent! I am eloquent and sophisticated.

Taskmaster · 07-06-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bro.

Bruh*
Best response in this thread.

Axius · 07-06-2016, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

'Shhh, don't worry baby, it isn't as big as it looks'

Her: 'Oh, ok....wait what?'

If you can push a baby out, you can take this dick in. Now shut up and slut up.

Taskmaster · 07-06-2016, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

If you can push a baby out, you can take this dick in. Now shut up and slut up.

We have all used a variation of that line^

'The higher the heels the looser she feels.'

Verbiage · 07-06-2016, 01:33 PM

It's so interesting how like, this thread is literally a multi-headed (LOLZ) monster. Like anything can happen at any given time.

And Ax, I take it back. Whatever. Lol.

Axius · 07-06-2016, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

We have all used a variation of that line^

'The higher the heels the looser she feels.'

The bigger the stump the slower the pump. Unless she's loose like a wizards sleeve.

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