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      08-24-2016, 08:26 PM   #37687
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what's the latest on your angels
They are wearing not much for the moment , and that's the only advantage from the Belgian heatwave

There is some progress in the education , but I expected more in the mean while because there is lack of concentration .
Next week I need to give them an evaluation ...because soon I expect kinda support from them ....and the company director needs an update about the situation .
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Mild on the left, hot on the right (red) Red doesn't always mean anything though.
So the stretch marks are an indication!!

I could've used this knowledge about a million years ago. Thank you mr hair!
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      08-25-2016, 03:40 AM   #37691
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Sigh. Ok.
Buy a cheap spring loaded softair pistol just shot beside the birds, they would disappear within seconds. Or if you are really keen, buy a red coloured laserpen and move the beam up to their heads, same effect.
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      08-25-2016, 01:26 PM   #37692
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So the stretch marks are an indication!!

I could've used this knowledge about a million years ago. Thank you mr hair!
FIRM stretch marks. Not sagging, squishy, wrinkled.
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FIRM stretch marks. Not sagging, squishy, wrinkled.
Firm stretch marks, got it! Google gave no clues but I'll use mine as the no buying example.
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      08-25-2016, 01:40 PM   #37694
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So the stretch marks are an indication!!

I could've used this knowledge about a million years ago. Thank you mr hair!
squishy
What it do?
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      08-25-2016, 01:52 PM   #37695
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Scoville containing precaution?
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Firm stretch marks, got it! Google gave no clues but I'll use mine as the no buying example.
squeeze the pepper. I'm sure the firm ones will remind you of SOMETHING. You didn't adopt, right?


RIGHT???
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squeeze the pepper. I'm sure the firm ones will remind you of SOMETHING. You didn't adopt, right?


RIGHT???
Mine were delivered the old fashion way: A stork was used!

I indeed did research today, 1.5 kgs (about 3lbs) to be exact. Your rule is about 85% accurate so I'm following that from now on.

Man I have so many food related issues, my issues even seem to have issues!

And thank you. An epic tip
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Great news, and just in time for school to start next week: My son's 77 Beetle passed smog! Now I can transfer ownership, register, insure, and drive to the tire shop to get it aligned.
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Seriously? I was just about to pay. It's so cute though. Maybe pigeons are really dumb! I think I want it anyways. Grrr now I lost my spot in the queue.
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Seriously? I was just about to pay. It's so cute though. Maybe pigeons are really dumb! I think I want it anyways. Grrr now I lost my spot in the queue.
Try something like this!
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Seriously? I was just about to pay. It's so cute though. Maybe pigeons are really dumb! I think I want it anyways. Grrr now I lost my spot in the queue.
Try something like this!
Grrrrrrrr!
That's so ugly. I can't do it.
I bought the pretty one
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That's so ugly. I can't do it.
I bought the pretty one
You'll have a new pigeon neat in no time! Yay.
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That's so ugly. I can't do it.
I bought the pretty one
It might work. I think it's the eyes that do it anyway. I mean they sell this as and owl bird deterrent.

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I bought the pretty one
It might work. I think it's the eyes that do it anyway. I mean they sell this as and owl bird deterrent.

That's what I'm hoping. Maybe they are color blind anyways?
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It might work. I think it's the eyes that do it anyway. I mean they sell this as and owl bird deterrent.

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