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      08-24-2016, 03:00 PM   #37665
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Ok so if I bought a cute owl statue and put in on the table, that should work?
Or maybe one of those stalking coyote statues. Those are scary looking.

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      08-24-2016, 03:01 PM   #37666
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Ok so if I bought a cute owl statue and put in on the table, that should work?
Or maybe one of those stalking coyote statues. Those are scary looking.

Yeah and I'll forget I bought it and scream when I see it.
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      08-24-2016, 03:01 PM   #37667
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Or maybe one of those stalking coyote statues. Those are scary looking.

That's a Canada goose for you. Absolutely stoic in the face of danger.


(We ought to be able to shoot a few...such annoying creatures...the geese, not Canadians).
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How about one of these majestic creatures?
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How about one of these majestic creatures?
Which one - both are equally majestic (and strikingly similar).
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      08-24-2016, 03:50 PM   #37671
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How about one of these majestic creatures?
Which one - both are equally majestic (and strikingly similar).
You know what I never understood?

Goose plural is geese

Why is moose not meese?!!
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You know what I never understood?

Goose plural is geese

Why is moose not meese?!!
Or a mouse is mice, a louse is lice, but a house isn't hice.
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Or a mouse is mice, a louse is lice, but a house isn't hice.
The singular of dice is not douse
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The singular of dice is not douse
And as Carlin once observed, why do you drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway. And if you send something by truck, you shipped it... and if you load it on a ship, it's called cargo?
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The singular of dice is not douse
And as Carlin once observed, why do you drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway. And if you send something by truck, you shipped it... and if you load it on a ship, it's called cargo?
OMG this could go on forever. Let's not.
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      08-24-2016, 04:56 PM   #37676
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Bimmette they make ultra sonic whistles to keep birds away. You must cycle them on and off over the course of weeks(2 weeks on-1 week off) . they're pretty effective and relatively cheap. Any anti bird iniative has to be cycled or else the birds get used to it and don't care. The "chirpers" are under $100usd and run off house current. You can find them at agricultural suppliers.
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Bimmette they make ultra sonic whistles to keep birds away. You must cycle them on and off over the course of weeks(2 weeks on-1 week off) . they're pretty effective and relatively cheap. Any anti bird iniative has to be cycled or else the birds get used to it and don't care. The "chirpers" are under $100usd and run off house current. You can find them at agricultural suppliers.
Oh geez, that sounds good but i rather not spend that much money! Ugh
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Bimmette they make ultra sonic whistles to keep birds away. You must cycle them on and off over the course of weeks(2 weeks on-1 week off) . they're pretty effective and relatively cheap. Any anti bird iniative has to be cycled or else the birds get used to it and don't care. The "chirpers" are under $100usd and run off house current. You can find them at agricultural suppliers.
Oh geez, that sounds good but i rather not spend that much money! Ugh
Get a real owl. Maybe a spotted one. When you're done with it, they're damn tasty!
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Mild on the left, hot on the right (red) Red doesn't always mean anything though.
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Shoei and his gang vs Belgie.
He's chance is zero against me..
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Ok so if I bought a cute owl statue and put in on the table, that should work?
Usually, they go on the edge of the balcony, so the birds never even get to that railing.

When you are out there and don't want to see the pretty owl, you put it IN the table (didn't you make some outdoor furniture where you could hide away a pretty owl?)
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Ok so if I bought a cute owl statue and put in on the table, that should work?
Usually, they go on the edge of the balcony, so the birds never even get to that railing.

When you are out there and don't want to see the pretty owl, you put it IN the table (didn't you make some outdoor furniture where you could hide away a pretty owl?)
Sigh. Ok.
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He's chance is zero against me..
Uhhh... What chances?? Your PM says differently, big boy... *wink-wink
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Uhhh... What chances?? Your PM says differently, big boy... *wink-wink
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