Whack off Wednesday

1MOREMOD · 09-28-2019, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

true! I wonder if you can measure in gallons how much that would be to today? million gallons?

Wonder no more I saved mine, doesnt everyone?

lsturbointeg · 09-28-2019, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wonder no more I saved mine, doesnt everyone?

LOL WTF! do you have them in zippie bags stored in the deep freezer downstairs basement

you probably have the socks and tissues as well!

1MOREMOD · 09-28-2019, 12:06 PM

No just 5 gallon buckets

UncleWede · 10-09-2019, 11:15 PM

Contributed

West coast still has a few hours

East you can get it done in the next 45 EASY

1MOREMOD · 10-09-2019, 11:19 PM

If it takes you 45 you are messing around way too much

lsturbointeg · 10-11-2019, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If it takes you 45 you are messing around way too much

well it takes time to setup the right lighting, the right music, burning the right scent of candles, deciding on which lotion to use, and whether or not to use the nice towels that's not suppose to be used or the old towels

1MOREMOD · 10-11-2019, 08:10 PM

I just stand in front doorway and let her rip. Quit dicking around.

lsturbointeg · 10-11-2019, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I just stand in front doorway and let her rip. Quit dicking around.

UncleWede · 10-13-2019, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

If it takes you 45 you are messing around way too much

well it takes time to setup the right lighting, the right music, burning the right scent of candles, deciding on which lotion to use, and whether or not to use the nice towels that's not suppose to be used or the old towels

Messing around

lsturbointeg · 10-13-2019, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Messing around

reminded me of that movie "40 year old virgin" starring Steve Carrell

GenXer · 10-22-2019, 12:26 AM

So if a person uses his right hand to do the deed and uses the same hand for handshake, isn't that like you're congratulating him for whacking off?

lsturbointeg · 10-22-2019, 12:27 AM

well it's count down!

UncleWede · 10-22-2019, 11:40 AM

Light "tune-up" this morning, in preparation for going heavy tomorrow

Watching The World Burn · 10-22-2019, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GenXer

So if a person uses his right hand to do the deed and uses the same hand for handshake, isn't that like you're congratulating him for whacking off?

Not precisely.

The way I look at it is thusly:

Sex between three adults is a threesome
Sex between two adults is a twosome
Sex solo, is...well, that's why they call 1MOREMOD "handsome".

1MOREMOD · 10-22-2019, 12:57 PM

Hey don't make me post video

UncleWede · 10-22-2019, 01:08 PM

@MKSixer, calling for prancercise I believe

Watching The World Burn · 10-22-2019, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

@MKSixer, calling for prancercise I believe

Pace yourself...you already had a "tune up" this morning. At your age, do you really need another release already before tomorrow??

UncleWede · 10-22-2019, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Watching The World Burn

Pace yourself...you already had a "tune up" this morning. At your age, do you really need another release already before tomorrow??

Asking for a fralien

zx10guy · 10-22-2019, 03:00 PM

All this pent up energy......

Tomorrow may be epic.

upstatedoc · 10-22-2019, 04:11 PM

lsturbointeg · 10-22-2019, 04:28 PM

Dude, I don't know if I can wait. I'm here at the gym and all this scattered hot chicks walking around in yoga pants squatting, flexing, bending over and squeezing is just brutal!

kscarrol · 10-22-2019, 04:44 PM

Feel free to start Toss Off Tuesday

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