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      08-16-2016, 09:28 PM   #37313
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It's so bad here, that the cluster fuck of hipsters in NYC have made me try to disassociate myself as much as possible from them. Bunch of pretentious affluent weirdos.

Shaved all my hair off (no more fuccboi haircut) cover my tatts as much as possible, and live in Nike gym wear. No more skinny jeans. No more v necks. Done. DONE.
Should've ended skinny jeans a long time ago... Who do you think you are, justin beiber??

Give up Bowser... He deserves a less whiney real jeans wearing man who isn't scared of wind...
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      08-16-2016, 09:30 PM   #37314
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It's so bad here, that the cluster fuck of hipsters in NYC have made me try to disassociate myself as much as possible from them. Bunch of pretentious affluent weirdos.

Shaved all my hair off (no more fuccboi haircut) cover my tatts as much as possible, and live in Nike gym wear. No more skinny jeans. No more v necks. Done. DONE.
Should've ended skinny jeans a long time ago... Who do you think you are, justin beiber??

Give up Bowser... He deserves a less whiney real jeans wearing man who isn't scared of wind...
"shut up, you'll try to eat me"
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      08-16-2016, 09:31 PM   #37315
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      08-16-2016, 09:31 PM   #37316
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Are you currently accepting applications for new beneficiaries? I really only want your animals and MKSixer's GTS... I don't ask a lot. Terms are flexible!
Mr.SugarSkulls is running in 1st place because he can marry my daughter and pay for Georgetown Law School. PV = $350K-$400K

What terms are you offering?
I... won't do terrible things to your daughter in the bedroom? Surely a man of means such as yourself values respect over a measly law school bill.
Nonsense!

I Will treat MKSixer with the upmost respect and make sure she finishes grad/law school so I can stop working myself.

The beautiful half black, quarter white quarter Filipino babies will come AFTER her careers set up and going
I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
Why would I want his stuff? I've got plenty of my own- so I'm not after it. I say you keep battling for it.

Btw- I seriously fucking hate the east coast. I'm ready to leave ASAP. This weather is shit. And everyone's so skinny here. I miss my thick booty west coast hoes.
I really only want the GTS.

The east coast isn't great, but White Plains is absolutely terrible. You should try and get into the city as much as possible.
Isn't the gts a little more expensive than a fully loaded m3/m4? Why didn't you just get one on your own instead of the m3?

I've spent most of my time in Manhattan actually. I only sleep in white plains 3 nights a week.
1.) not invited to get one
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3.) coupe is a PITA with lil ones
4.) 6mt
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      08-16-2016, 09:34 PM   #37317
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It's so bad here, that the cluster fuck of hipsters in NYC have made me try to disassociate myself as much as possible from them. Bunch of pretentious affluent weirdos.

Shaved all my hair off (no more fuccboi haircut) cover my tatts as much as possible, and live in Nike gym wear. No more skinny jeans. No more v necks. Done. DONE.
Should've ended skinny jeans a long time ago... Who do you think you are, justin beiber??

Give up Bowser... He deserves a less whiney real jeans wearing man who isn't scared of wind...
"shut up, you'll try to eat me"
Legit good looking pup...
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      08-16-2016, 09:37 PM   #37319
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It's so bad here, that the cluster fuck of hipsters in NYC have made me try to disassociate myself as much as possible from them. Bunch of pretentious affluent weirdos.

Shaved all my hair off (no more fuccboi haircut) cover my tatts as much as possible, and live in Nike gym wear. No more skinny jeans. No more v necks. Done. DONE.
Should've ended skinny jeans a long time ago... Who do you think you are, justin beiber??

Give up Bowser... He deserves a less whiney real jeans wearing man who isn't scared of wind...
"shut up, you'll try to eat me"
Legit good looking pup...
He's so cute I can't handle it sometimes. I smother him with kisses and I can tell it annoys the hell out of him. But he lets me so whateverrrr.

He's by far a better wingman than big shoulders/abs or an i8 are though- that's for sure.
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      08-16-2016, 09:38 PM   #37321
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I just gave you your 3000 appreciate.

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      08-16-2016, 09:39 PM   #37322
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      08-16-2016, 09:41 PM   #37323
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I just gave you your 3000 appreciate.

Now hook it up with some chlenbuterol
What I have that many didn't know I had any, going to Mexico how much you want?
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      08-16-2016, 09:58 PM   #37324
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I just gave you your 3000 appreciate.

Now hook it up with some chlenbuterol
What I have that many didn't know I had any, going to Mexico how much you want?
Do they actually sell that over the counter in Mexico? Never thought about picking some up while down there-
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      08-16-2016, 09:59 PM   #37325
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Hey shoei - so much for your theory about me living in a the country, passed by the Bentley dealership today
Are you sure it's not this place??

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Certainly runs better I'm sure...
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I just realized that this is an argument over MKSixer's daughter and not his stuff. I'll bow out, then. I'd make a bad lesbian... Fingerbanging is a lot of effort.
I am a noted male lesbian. I think you can do it!!
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The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
As usual, you cut to the heart of the matter!!
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The cost of the psyc bills he'll save alone would MORE than make up for that annual salary
As usual, you cut to the heart of the matter!!
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