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      07-06-2016, 11:41 AM   #3697
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      07-06-2016, 11:41 AM   #3698
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It was only three pics
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      07-06-2016, 11:42 AM   #3699
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So speaking of internet gratification, I'm pretty new to this online dating app thing, and I get the feeling a lot of people are only on it to gain followers on Instragram and/or Snapchat. As I don't use either it doesn't bother me but when one's profile is two pictures with horrible filters applied and the text spot literally just lists their IG/SC I don't think they care about hook ups or dating.
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It was only three pics
Three out of three?
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So speaking of internet gratification, I'm pretty new to this online dating app thing, and I get the feeling a lot of people are only on it to gain followers on Instragram and/or Snapchat. As I don't use either it doesn't bother me but when one's profile is two pictures with horrible filters applied and the text spot literally just lists their IG/SC I don't think they care about hook ups or dating.
This is true. Just keep swiping until you find one with substance.
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      07-06-2016, 11:47 AM   #3701
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This is true. Just keep swiping until you find one with substance.
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      07-06-2016, 11:50 AM   #3703
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This is true. Just keep swiping until you find one without substance-abuse problems.
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      07-06-2016, 11:51 AM   #3704
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Well that escalated quickly.
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So speaking of internet gratification, I'm pretty new to this online dating app thing, and I get the feeling a lot of people are only on it to gain followers on Instragram and/or Snapchat. As I don't use either it doesn't bother me but when one's profile is two pictures with horrible filters applied and the text spot literally just lists their IG/SC I don't think they care about hook ups or dating.
Or maybe they think showing you 100 pics is better than just a couple on your online profile? It's being more transparent, perhaps.
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      07-06-2016, 11:55 AM   #3708
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If you have fb, ig and all that other knob slobbing cult shit.
I have FB to follow my fam and see my niece. IG I have for the very few moments I feel like posting.

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You're such a good guy. People don't give you enough credit around here.
Well I'm glad at least SOMEONE sees my good deeds.

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Special needs.
I thought it meant we were officially dating.
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Well that escalated quickly.
too quickly? i misjudged the pace.. forgive me
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      07-06-2016, 11:57 AM   #3710
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the 'G' word.. he likes it




alright
have the flood waters abated in Belgium?
do u like the videos I posted? I can find alot more
Yep, for the moment the ground looks like a desert and it's time that we get some rain here in Belgium !

For the weekend the weather prediction is 26° Celsius that are almost tropical temps for Belgium ...of course with thunderstorms and probably hail as wel

As for your videos...Actually I know all of them , because you said it's me
How about you brother...Do you get some Hong-Kong chicks ?
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Or maybe they think showing you 100 pics is better than just a couple on your online profile? It's being more transparent, perhaps.
Linking the IG account is fine, but if the person isn't gonna bother at all with an intro I ain't bothering, just seems like a desperate grab for more followers.

I also feel it's indicative of the shallow/narcissistic nature of modern culture. Call me crazy, but I don't need 100 pictures in a profile. If you're pretty, a couple (good) pictures and something of substance in the word spot should be enough to peak interest.
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      07-06-2016, 11:58 AM   #3712
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This is true. Just keep swiping until you find one without substance-abuse problems.
FTFY
Damn grimmey you used to be the most obvious virgin on the internet two years ago...now you're jockin deez hoes #whathappened

Keep it up brotha!
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If you have fb, ig and all that other knob slobbing cult shit.
I have FB to follow my fam and see my niece. IG I have for the very few moments I feel like posting.

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You're such a good guy. People don't give you enough credit around here.
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Hey, I liked almost all your Instagram pics. That means you're really special!









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I thought it meant we were officially dating.
Well I only liked 3 of your 4 pics, so not quite official yet. The last pic was of your snake and I didn't like what I saw
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Well I only liked 3 of your 4 pics, so not quite official yet. The last pic was of your snake and I didn't like what I saw
This is so sig worthy
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If you have fb, ig and all that other knob slobbing cult shit.
I have FB to follow my fam and see my niece. IG I have for the very few moments I feel like posting.

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You're such a good guy. People don't give you enough credit around here.
Well I'm glad at least SOMEONE sees my good deeds.

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Hey, I liked almost all your Instagram pics. That means you're really special!









Special needs.
I thought it meant we were officially dating.
Well I only liked 3 of your 4 pics, so not quite official yet. The last pic was of your snake and I didn't like what I saw
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun
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Well I only liked 3 of your 4 pics, so not quite official yet. The last pic was of your snake and I didn't like what I saw
This is so sig worthy
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Yep, for the moment the ground looks like a desert and it's time that we get some rain here in Belgium !

For the weekend the weather prediction is 26° Celsius that are almost tropical temps for Belgium ...of course with thunderstorms and probably hail as wel

As for your videos...Actually I know all of them , because you said it's me
How about you brother...Do you get some Hong-Kong chicks ?
nah man, I can't just take my shirt of and strech in a public place, like you.. i must strategically engage them in conversation.. then somehow get them back to my car when i can engage the driver-only operated locks
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Christ...And they say I'm creepy !

Well...Actually I'm too kind
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