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08-14-2016, 11:11 PM	#37137
Aatish Lofty 3477 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	The razor clogged up... It was bad dude. Like bad. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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08-14-2016, 11:46 PM	#37138
smoosh fight me bro 2215 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	All done Thanks shoei for help on getting to those difficult to reach areas Attached Images
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08-14-2016, 11:53 PM	#37139
Mr.SugarSkulls Brigadier General 2889 Rep 3,245 Posts Drives: BMW i8 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Long Beach, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW F13 M6 [10.00]	Somebody close this thread and life ban smoosh please Jason. Dakle. Please. Help. __________________ I'm always sunny, hunny.
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08-15-2016, 12:00 AM	#37140
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08-15-2016, 12:10 AM	#37141
Aatish Lofty 3477 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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08-15-2016, 12:13 AM	#37142
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08-15-2016, 12:14 AM

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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.

Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y

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08-15-2016, 12:24 AM

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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.

Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y

Bhai, trimmer is scary down there. Scissors, then razor, and wax if necessary.

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08-15-2016, 01:36 AM

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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...

Lol why you shavey?

Because...

Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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08-15-2016, 02:17 AM

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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...

Lol why you shavey?

Because...

Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost

Kettle meet pot?

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08-15-2016, 02:18 AM

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Hey shoei - mine washed off

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08-15-2016, 02:29 AM	#37148
Aatish Lofty 3477 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	I have to do my legs tomorrow. Weedwacker might actually be a good idea. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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08-15-2016, 02:31 AM

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Hey shoei - mine washed off

Well yeah... You're supposed to wash off the Nair products??

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08-15-2016, 02:32 AM	#37150
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08-15-2016, 02:33 AM	#37151
shoei Banned 7780 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	Usain bolt meme... So good... SO GOOD...
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08-15-2016, 06:07 AM

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08-15-2016, 10:41 AM	#37153
Aatish Lofty 3477 Rep 849 Posts Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: ORD <> ATX iTrader: (0)	Morning. __________________ F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG) 991.2 C2 Range Rover Sport Diesel I4 M50 (coming soon)
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08-15-2016, 10:44 AM	#37154
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12484 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	You male pussies are shaving parts of your body and dare to mention if I do a sunbath?? Bummer... __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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08-15-2016, 11:08 AM

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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...

My friend ...."Now" you look ready for Sweetie !

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08-15-2016, 11:09 AM

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Morning.

Thank you my friend

Good (late) afternoon ..

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08-15-2016, 11:13 AM

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Morning.

Thank you my friend

Good (late) afternoon ..

Good afternoon Philippe!

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08-15-2016, 11:17 AM

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Bhai, trimmer is scary down there. Scissors, then razor, and wax if necessary.

How about something like this my friend ?

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