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      02-24-2022, 10:09 AM   #37115
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Got bored in the kitchen the other day while the wife was cooking dinner lol
Are those aranges?
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      02-24-2022, 01:00 PM   #37117
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Are those aranges?
Little clementine oranges, yes lol
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      02-24-2022, 04:32 PM   #37118
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      02-24-2022, 04:36 PM   #37119
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Are those aranges?
Little clementine oranges, yes lol
They are tasty. They are called "Cuties" at the markets I shop at.
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      02-24-2022, 05:07 PM   #37122
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Yeah, right.

Truly unbelievable results. I wonder if they would work on my ____s?
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      02-24-2022, 05:19 PM   #37123
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Truly unbelievable results. I wonder if they would work on my ____s?
LOL. Thinking about moisturizing the jewels?
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      02-24-2022, 05:56 PM   #37124
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LOL. Thinking about moisturizing the jewels?
Real answer: Yes!

Fake answer: You, sir, have a dirty mind. I was really thinking about the back seat on my BMW G05 X5. These gloves could possibly cure the whole wrinkle- gate issue.
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Yeah, right.
Seinfeld could have used these to get rid of those man hands...

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Real answer: Yes!

Fake answer: You, sir, have a dirty mind. I was really thinking about the back seat on my BMW G05 X5. These gloves could possibly cure the whole wrinkle- gate issue.
Ha. At least those seats are well groomed.
But YOU sir, have a dirty mind. I was simply thinking:
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Ha. At least those seats are well groomed.
But YOU sir, have a dirty mind. I was simply thinking:
*Cough* Bullshit *Cough*
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*Cough* Bullshit *Cough*
Better get yourself some Robitussin for that nasty cough.
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      02-24-2022, 06:20 PM   #37129
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Better get yourself some Robitussin for that nasty cough.

...or a pair of those gloves!
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...or a pair of those gloves!
Hmmm, that might even be better. Wonder how those polishing skills are.
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Seinfeld could have used these to get rid of those man hands...

I'll call your 'man hands' and raise w the 'toe'
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Real answer: Yes!

Fake answer: You, sir, have a dirty mind. I was really thinking about the back seat on my BMW G05 X5. These gloves could possibly cure the whole wrinkle- gate issue.
Not cool. Just went to check mine its wrinkled too..but I love the wrinkly bastard
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