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      02-22-2022, 10:00 AM   #37071
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The stories I could tell you about some of my patients who practice this form of [sex].



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The stories I could tell you about some of my patients who practice this form of [sex].

Butt this is the LOL thread.

https://www.bimmerpost.com/forums/at...mentid=2818825
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I'm sure we are all ears about stories from the ER. :-).
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I'm sure we are all ears about stories from the ER. :-).
Invest in diapers. When your sphincter's muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Not much you can do about the smell. Have fun.

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Invest in diapers. When your sphincters' muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Have fun.
The advice you give to your clients in the ER sounds fine. :-).
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Invest in diapers. When your sphincter's muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Not much you can do about the smell. Have fun.
Well, that Depends.
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With all that crap in the water I doubt it will stay “distilled” for very long. We actually had a teacher who use to do a demonstration like this. Would fill a tank with distilled water, run a power cable to it and a bulb to the other end or something like that. Point is he would stick his hand in the water and not get shocked, then he would add stuff to the water and show it conducted.

Anyways he stopped doing it because supposedly a student didn’t clean out the tank well enough so at the next demonstration he shocked the fuck out of himself.
I dunno why ppl take stupid/unnecessary risks like that. Reminds me of a thread I read about this guy who was SERIOUS about installing a heated floor for his shower, because he thought his shower floor wasn't warm enough...WTH.... Never heard from him again.


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Invest in diapers. When your sphincter's muscle is damaged and excrements start oozing out... Not much you can do about the smell. Have fun.
I dunno about ppl who go deviant, when there's a perfectly purpose-made one.
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